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[red-was-stealing]

(Ooc: New account and is heavily focus on my yumeship @einarwastaken)

Hello Everyone! Carmen here. Made a new account. I feel like there's gonna be chaos in this app.

[shadowsanxoxo]

I'm bored...

Turns @shadowsancsofficial into a worm

[shadowsancsofficial]

WAH-NO-

MOD LYSSIE: shadowsan is no longer available because he's a worm.

.. So @spiderlilycs-official would you still love your man if he was a worm

[shadowsanxoxo]

Oh dang. I don't know what I was expecting, but oh well.

Shadowsan as a worm ig.

[shadowsancsofficial]

*worm noises*

[shadowsanxoxo]

Awwww cute!!!

Pets the lil worm

[shadowsancsofficial]

*Fucking bites you*

[red-was-stealing]

What the fuck

[boredomtransartist]

*Einar when he was 7 and presenting something to his class. And he's speaking in English with a horrible accent*

Einar: "When I grow up I wanna be a police so I can take out cr–crimina–"

Take 2

Einar: "Whe–When I grow up I want myself to be a police so I can jail criminals–"

Take 4

Einar: "When I grow up I wanna be a police so I can help the crimin– ay.."

Take 6

Einar: "When I grow up I wanna be a solider!–"

Take 10

Einar: "When I grow up I wanna be a criminal."

[einar-was-taken]

Look I wasn't fluent in English back then. And also I was stupid.

[red-was-stealing]

I mean.. you did become a criminal...

[red-was-stealing]

I hear rumbling noises.

@the-ivy-in-it what are you doing.

[the-ivy-in-it]

NOTHING NOTHING ITS JUST A SOUND OF ME MAKING SOMETHING THAT YOU DEFINITELY DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT

i should be asking what YOU are doing

i hear your bed creaking

[red-was-stealing]

I– It's a bit creaky today.. I'll fix it tomorrow.

[the-ivy-in-it]

uh huh… ok…

[red-was-stealing]

You didn't hear anything.

[the-ivy-in-it]

okay… i trust you..

[red-was-stealing]

Yes Ivy. Forget everything about this, alright?

[red-was-stealing]

I hear rumbling noises.

@the-ivy-in-it what are you doing.

[the-ivy-in-it]

NOTHING NOTHING ITS JUST A SOUND OF ME MAKING SOMETHING THAT YOU DEFINITELY DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT

i should be asking what YOU are doing

i hear your bed creaking

[red-was-stealing]

I– It's a bit creaky today.. I'll fix it tomorrow.

[the-ivy-in-it]

uh huh… ok…

[red-was-stealing]

You didn't hear anything.

[einar-was-taken]

Your fault you were loud.

[red-was-stealing]

SHUT. UP.

[red-was-stealing]

I hear rumbling noises.

@the-ivy-in-it what are you doing.

[the-ivy-in-it]

NOTHING NOTHING ITS JUST A SOUND OF ME MAKING SOMETHING THAT YOU DEFINITELY DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT

i should be asking what YOU are doing

i hear your bed creaking

[red-was-stealing]

I– It's a bit creaky today.. I'll fix it tomorrow.

[the-ivy-in-it]

uh huh… ok…

[red-was-stealing]

You didn't hear anything.

[red-was-stealing]

I hear rumbling noises.

@the-ivy-in-it what are you doing.

[the-ivy-in-it]

NOTHING NOTHING ITS JUST A SOUND OF ME MAKING SOMETHING THAT YOU DEFINITELY DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT

i should be asking what YOU are doing

i hear your bed creaking

[red-was-stealing]

I– It's a bit creaky today.. I'll fix it tomorrow.

[red-was-stealing]

I hear rumbling noises.

@the-ivy-in-it what are you doing.

[the-troll-official]

Where is Carmen Sandiego?! I mean for all I know she probably is in Area 51 😭😭😭😭

I'm back now wahoo

[red-was-stealing]

I'm in the Nether. How the hell do I get out

[the-ivy-in-it]

what if… hypothetically… i built a 14x17 inch stainless aluminum steel frame 4K vision flatscreen tv… and im trying to sneak it to my room which is on the second floor… from the garage… any hypothetical suggestions on how i can HYPOTHETICALLY get it up in my room and HYPOTHETICALLY hang it up without making a lot of noise…

[red-was-stealing]

How about you can hypothetically just ask us.

[the-ivy-in-it]

so hypothetically asking how do you feel about me having a hypothetical homemade tv in my room…

and how to i hypothetically get it to my room…

[red-was-stealing]

You just.. hypothetically build the tv in your room–

[the-ivy-in-it]

BUT I ALREADY BUILT IT IN THE GARAGE

AND ALSO THIS TV IS VERY FRAGILE OKAY

ITS GONNA BREAK IF I HYPOTHETICALLY DROP IT

[shadowsancsofficial]

Hypothetically why do you have one.

[red-was-stealing]

Hypothetically dad came back with the milk

[the-ivy-in-it]

what if… hypothetically… i built a 14x17 inch stainless aluminum steel frame 4K vision flatscreen tv… and im trying to sneak it to my room which is on the second floor… from the garage… any hypothetical suggestions on how i can HYPOTHETICALLY get it up in my room and HYPOTHETICALLY hang it up without making a lot of noise…

[red-was-stealing]

How about you can hypothetically just ask us.

[the-ivy-in-it]

so hypothetically asking how do you feel about me having a hypothetical homemade tv in my room…

and how to i hypothetically get it to my room…

[red-was-stealing]

You just.. hypothetically build the tv in your room–

[the-ivy-in-it]

what if… hypothetically… i built a 14x17 inch stainless aluminum steel frame 4K vision flatscreen tv… and im trying to sneak it to my room which is on the second floor… from the garage… any hypothetical suggestions on how i can HYPOTHETICALLY get it up in my room and HYPOTHETICALLY hang it up without making a lot of noise…

[red-was-stealing]

How about you can hypothetically just ask us.

[the-xifeng-li]

When life gives you a lemon, make Chinese lemon chicken. 🍋

[red-was-stealing]

Girl where have you been? 😭

[shadowsancsofficial]

how many hours of sleep would you say you get each night? With all your kids I can't imagine it's much.

HOURS?

That implies I even get the possibility to sleep over an hour!

Our missions are far too delicate to sleep very long.

Despite this however I do not think my case is very bad... Player has it far worse....

[the-ivy-in-it]

4 wait no.

…

4!

[shadowsancsofficial]

4 what ivy. I would be surprised if that was hours

[the-ivy-in-it]

you don’t wanna know

[shadowsancsofficial]

Ivory.

[the-ivy-in-it]

shh shh… i totally get my… uh 4… uh. hours of sleep. it’s the recommended sleep amount.. right…

[shadowsancsofficial]

Ivory are you lying to my face 😡

[the-ivy-in-it]

nooo…. why would you say that….

[shadowsancsofficial]

Because I am a liar. And I can detect other liars

[the-ivy-in-it]

so like… a liar detector…

im clear right…

i scanned in medbay..

[shadowsancsofficial]

Go to bed.

[the-ivy-in-it]

YOU GO TO BED FIRST MATE

[shadowsancsofficial]

No thank you I'll sleep later. :)

[red-was-stealing]

SLEEP.

[einar-was-taken]

"Yes Sir." Ok bro I'm taking off your jeans with my teeth

[red-was-stealing]

WHAT.

[shadowsancsofficial]

how many hours of sleep would you say you get each night? With all your kids I can't imagine it's much.

HOURS?

That implies I even get the possibility to sleep over an hour!

Our missions are far too delicate to sleep very long.

Despite this however I do not think my case is very bad... Player has it far worse....

[red-was-stealing]

We had to explain what "sleep" is to Player.

[einar-was-taken]

"It depends on the road markings; there are arrows painted on the road, so "left" doesn't always mean left, and "right" doesn't always mean right."

SO WHAT IS THERE A RIGHT IN LEFT? LEFT IN RIOUGHT? SIR. YOU'RE CONFUSING MY ATHLETES– MY STUDENTS. I'VE ALREADY DRAWN IT. WHAT IT SAYS YOU MUST ANSWER IT. ITS LIKE WHEN YOU SAY "TWO PLUS TWO IS EQUAL TO FOUR." "ERM.. WHAT IF ITS 3 THEN ITS GONNA BE FIVE." OF COURSE.

[red-was-stealing]

Babe what the fuck