I am not a "dadowsan" stop saying I am

❤︎ADMINNED BY: SHADOWNYMPHETTE❤︎ VILE academy is full of losers. That's why I left 👍

[shadowsancsofficial]

Introduction

I do not usually partake in children's games... But I am bored in this random basement.

Unfortunately team red has found this... Sigh. Should not have stolen that fucking daisho why am I here. -------------------------------

My name is shadow-san, you may not call me my real name unless you are my brother or fiance.

I am not a ninja,nor samurai. Stop saying I am.

Everyone can rot except my 4 dumb honorary children (I guess) and my future wife @spiderlilycs-official (Whom is awesome and I love and can't wait to marry.) and my... Uh....Friend. Louise And my adoptive daughter @reikanyx-csofficial

@hideo-official you and your dumb acme husband are on thin ice.

Oh....

well....now I'm a father of 50,000

VILE really sucks, glad I'm out. also if you so happen so have a 2 word code name that have the initials "L.D", "T.G" and "C.B" fuck You. Die.

Oh also my admin has a message. Please read it below before speaking to me, arigato

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ADMIN: @shadownymphette

.✦ ݁˖I know I said id quit but I decided to remake this rp account, it's compliant with my AU :)

.✦ ݁˖It also follows my yumeship shadowlily, AND my amazing moot @lousiecom11 yumeship Shadowlou, more info on my main on shadow lily!

.✦ ݁˖you can read about it on my blog, searching yumeship or Carmen sandiego oc on the tags can give you everything you need to know about shadowsan x spider lily, and also reika!

.✦ ݁˖This used to be a fictive blog but he doesn't want it anymore.

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#SHADOWLILY🏯🌸: for shadowlily stuff!

#SHADOWLOU🏯🖤: For shadowlou stuff!

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Please follow these rules. They may be annoying but by disobeying you can genuinely cause harm

.✦ ݁˖Please be compliant with it and our hcs!!! (It will be different I know XD) but I will only play along with my hcs because 1, this is not a Canon compliant rp and 2 i just don't wanna switch hcs man

.✦ ݁˖ I also don't rp pairings with Canon characters, ESPECIALLY not dokusan. Please do not try and add that here I'm heavily nonsharing with dokusan and in my au she was horrible to shadowsan and spider lily and I don't wanna victimize her in any way because of past stuff. I'm strictly nonsharing to Canon x Canon. Please do not ask me to do so or if I'm dating a Canon character. I will deny and say my true love is spider lily

.✦ ݁˖But if you are a fellow shadowsan yume I can! I'm hypersharing! as long as it doesn't overwrite my shadowlily <3 I'll make a custom tag to play along with you! But do not try and take over shadowlily. You will be blocked. So oc x shadowsan, self insert x shadowsan, persona/sona x shadowsan is acceptable

.✦ ݁˖do not be weird. I'm a minor bodily and remember there are admins behind the screen. Keep it sfw. I don't mind dirty humor but don't go too far. And don't mention stuff like suicide and sh etc

.✦ ݁˖and very important please do not in any way try to go too far with the role play. I as the admin have severe hypersensitivity and shadowsan is one of my fictives (so this can be very hurtful to him).on top of this I get very immersed in roles. Please do not try to antagonize or gang up. It is genuinely mentally deteriorating and I can take it very personally. Your character can hate me and insult as a joke. But please do not take it too far and truly antagonize him. Any kind of harassment will cause hostility towards you and/or ourselves

Sorry if I'm being too strict, but please do your best to follow!

Enjoy!!!!

[realcarmensandiego]

accidentally bid Zack’s car last night,, yikes!!

Gonna buy him one of those labubus or wtvr they’re called to make it up to him 😋♥️

[spiderlilycs-official]

What the fuck is a labubu again

[jaedyn-here]

its like these ugly ass rabbit dolls that are hella expensive or smthn

[spiderlilycs-official]

Oh my god I know them! @the-ivy-in-it made me buy it for Suhara ❤️

I don't see the big deal but apparently it's popular with them kids nowadays

[the-ivy-in-it]

LABUBU RAAGGGHH mom I have my own labubu now 🥹🥹

THEYRE COOLIO

[shadowsancsofficial]

Its aalways me.

@spiderlilycs-official I shall gut that stupid labubu

[crackle-rod-in-me]

@ainuchae @the-ivy-in-it

shi look ugly but yall better be greatfuil i made her a labubu

[the-ivy-in-it]

I LOVE IT SO MUCH?? GUYS IM A LABUBU YOU GUYS CAN BUY ME AND FLEX ME OFF IM THAT GREAT

shut up and take my money right now give me

[hazy-anika-calloway]

I'm buying one RIGHT NOW.

I'm gonna cuddle with it while you pull all nighters at the garage again

[the-ivy-in-it]

YAY 🥹🥹 MINI IVY

a- ouh. are you mad at me this feels like you’re mad at me

uhh

note taken i will go to sleep more. 😞😞

i can’t ignore my beautiful annie’s needs…

[hazy-anika-calloway]

Nooo I'm not mad at you!!!

Sorry it seemed that way babee

But I still don't like you sleep depriving yourself so.. Ivy come back to sleep

[the-ivy-in-it]

PHEWW OK CRISIS ADVERTED

ITS OKAY I JUST AAAA,,how could you do this.. please with a toy... you do know that with enough force you can drag me to bed right.. heheh..

a- ok yes maam arriving at desination no questions asked no glue or borax

[shadowsancsofficial]

I fear my children's brains are too rotted I might have to put them out their msieries

[shadowsancsofficial]

ok wait so u kidnapped me and now im "adopted". cuz like. HOW AM I GROUNDED?? CAN U UNGROUND ME NOW? FATHER OR SMTHN???

No. Grounded for life.

[the-ivy-in-it]

i have learned how to photoshop no one is safe

[boredomgayartist-deactivated202]

Photoshop Shadowsan in a dress like what I did in the past.

[the-ivy-in-it]

[boredomgayartist-deactivated202]

WEAK. YOU DIDN'T EVEN PUT HIM IN A PRINCESS DRESS

[the-ivy-in-it]

YO PUT ME IN A SUIT

[shadowsancsofficial]

I'm going to end you both.

[the-ivy-in-it]

Happy birthday ivy. Check your driveway

I definetly didn't get you a broken car because I know you love fixing broken cars more then getting new cars....

-shadowsan

AAA?? AAA?? AA AA AAA AAA IM GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR TEEHEE AAAAA LYDIA 3.0 HERE I COME

did you run someone over with this... it looks like it...

BUT I CAN FIX IT EASILY NO PROBLEM

[shadowsancsofficial]

Im vvery glad you like it :))

Yes I ran over my ex but details details! Enjoy the car

[the-ivy-in-it]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU DAD

I WOULD BE HONORED TO RESTORE THE CAR THAT RAN OVER AN EX

[shadowsancsofficial]

Lovely! I can not wait to see how well you do in fixing it :)

I would hang the results on a fridge but I do not think that is physically possible here....

[the-ivy-in-it]

heh... call me tony stark cause im turning this into an awesome car.

YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT IF YOU WOUKD LIKE TO

makes a transformer from my bare hands

[shadowsancsofficial]

@spiderlilycs-official where's your camera?!!

... IS THAT A FUCKING HUMANOID CAR???

[the-ivy-in-it]

coughs i uh

made some teeny weeny adjustments..

[shadowsancsofficial]

WHAT THE FUCK???

IVY IT HAS LEGS.

HOW DO YOU EVEN???

[the-ivy-in-it]

okok... so you go a little bit like this.. and add a little bit of that...

make light sensors with a led lights, a energy sourse, some wires, screw it on.. uh huh...

and BOOM

[einarwastaken]

Can it make hotdogs-

[the-ivy-in-it]

yes, it can who said it couldnt

[shadowsancsofficial]

... Could I have one

[the-ivy-in-it]

YES OF COURSE AAAA congratulations...

[shadowsancsofficial]

Hotdogs are best drunk ivy

[the-ivy-in-it]

this seems very concerning dad

[shadowsancsofficial]

Slurrrrppppppppp

[the-ivy-in-it]

Happy birthday ivy. Check your driveway

I definetly didn't get you a broken car because I know you love fixing broken cars more then getting new cars....

-shadowsan

AAA?? AAA?? AA AA AAA AAA IM GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR TEEHEE AAAAA LYDIA 3.0 HERE I COME

did you run someone over with this... it looks like it...

BUT I CAN FIX IT EASILY NO PROBLEM

[shadowsancsofficial]

Im vvery glad you like it :))

Yes I ran over my ex but details details! Enjoy the car

[the-ivy-in-it]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU DAD

I WOULD BE HONORED TO RESTORE THE CAR THAT RAN OVER AN EX

[shadowsancsofficial]

Lovely! I can not wait to see how well you do in fixing it :)

I would hang the results on a fridge but I do not think that is physically possible here....

[the-ivy-in-it]

heh... call me tony stark cause im turning this into an awesome car.

YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT IF YOU WOUKD LIKE TO

makes a transformer from my bare hands

[shadowsancsofficial]

@spiderlilycs-official where's your camera?!!

... IS THAT A FUCKING HUMANOID CAR???

[the-ivy-in-it]

coughs i uh

made some teeny weeny adjustments..

[shadowsancsofficial]

WHAT THE FUCK???

IVY IT HAS LEGS.

HOW DO YOU EVEN???

[the-ivy-in-it]

okok... so you go a little bit like this.. and add a little bit of that...

make light sensors with a led lights, a energy sourse, some wires, screw it on.. uh huh...

and BOOM

[einarwastaken]

Can it make hotdogs-

[the-ivy-in-it]

yes, it can who said it couldnt

[shadowsancsofficial]

... Could I have one

[the-ivy-in-it]

YES OF COURSE AAAA congratulations...

[shadowsancsofficial]

Hotdogs are best drunk ivy

[theshadowsanstan]

Should I guillotine shadowsan

YES

[shadowsancsofficial]

What.

[theshadowsanstan]

>:3

You gonna get you're head chopped off!

CAN'T WAIT!!!

[shadowsancsofficial]

WHAT????

[theshadowsanstan]

Let me repeat: You're gonna get your head chopped off!

Was that not clear? Yeah sorry about that.

Anyway, we're just going to sharpen the blade and then we're going to get you. Count your hours!

[shadowsancsofficial]

NO.

PLEASE

I SAID I WAS SORRY FOR THE DAISHO

[theshadowsanstan]

Too Late

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE...after mother's day, because I'm at my grandma's house and I don't wanna leave yet...

[shadowsancsofficial]

NO PLEASE.

[theshadowsanstan]

Hits him on the head with a bat and drags him to the guillotine

@shadownymphette you know what to do >:3

[shadownymphette]

COME HERE BABBYYY

[shadowsancsofficial]

@spiderlilycs-official NARIIII HELPPP

[theshadowsanstan]

Should I guillotine shadowsan

YES

[shadowsancsofficial]

What.

[theshadowsanstan]

>:3

You gonna get you're head chopped off!

CAN'T WAIT!!!

[shadowsancsofficial]

WHAT????

[theshadowsanstan]

Let me repeat: You're gonna get your head chopped off!

Was that not clear? Yeah sorry about that.

Anyway, we're just going to sharpen the blade and then we're going to get you. Count your hours!

[shadowsancsofficial]

NO.

PLEASE

I SAID I WAS SORRY FOR THE DAISHO

[theshadowsanstan]

Too Late

YOU'RE GOING TO DIE...after mother's day, because I'm at my grandma's house and I don't wanna leave yet...

[shadowsancsofficial]

NO PLEASE.

[theshadowsanstan]

Should I guillotine shadowsan

YES

[shadowsancsofficial]

What.

[theshadowsanstan]

>:3

You gonna get you're head chopped off!

CAN'T WAIT!!!

[shadowsancsofficial]

WHAT????

[theshadowsanstan]

Let me repeat: You're gonna get your head chopped off!

Was that not clear? Yeah sorry about that.

Anyway, we're just going to sharpen the blade and then we're going to get you. Count your hours!

[shadowsancsofficial]

NO.

PLEASE

I SAID I WAS SORRY FOR THE DAISHO

[the-ivy-in-it]

Happy birthday ivy. Check your driveway

I definetly didn't get you a broken car because I know you love fixing broken cars more then getting new cars....

-shadowsan

AAA?? AAA?? AA AA AAA AAA IM GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR TEEHEE AAAAA LYDIA 3.0 HERE I COME

did you run someone over with this... it looks like it...

BUT I CAN FIX IT EASILY NO PROBLEM

[shadowsancsofficial]

Im vvery glad you like it :))

Yes I ran over my ex but details details! Enjoy the car

[the-ivy-in-it]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU DAD

I WOULD BE HONORED TO RESTORE THE CAR THAT RAN OVER AN EX

[shadowsancsofficial]

Lovely! I can not wait to see how well you do in fixing it :)

I would hang the results on a fridge but I do not think that is physically possible here....

[the-ivy-in-it]

heh... call me tony stark cause im turning this into an awesome car.

YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT IF YOU WOUKD LIKE TO

makes a transformer from my bare hands

[shadowsancsofficial]

@spiderlilycs-official where's your camera?!!

... IS THAT A FUCKING HUMANOID CAR???

[the-ivy-in-it]

coughs i uh

made some teeny weeny adjustments..

[shadowsancsofficial]

WHAT THE FUCK???

IVY IT HAS LEGS.

HOW DO YOU EVEN???

[the-ivy-in-it]

okok... so you go a little bit like this.. and add a little bit of that...

make light sensors with a led lights, a energy sourse, some wires, screw it on.. uh huh...

and BOOM

[einarwastaken]

Can it make hotdogs-

[the-ivy-in-it]

yes, it can who said it couldnt

[shadowsancsofficial]

... Could I have one

[the-ivy-in-it]

i have learned how to photoshop no one is safe

[shadowsancsofficial]

Sweet Jesus...

[einarwastaken]

@red-was-stealing rejected meeee 😭 😭 If anyone needs me I'll be in my room blasting Midwest emo music

[spiderlilycs-official]

All that because of a game... I don't get young people

[shadowsancsofficial]

Didnt you almost leave me because I gave you a plus 4 in uno when we started dating.

[spiderlilycs-official]

Yes because you don't ever play a wild card against your new girlfriend????? I still hate you for that

[einarwastaken]

So he didn't hide all his wild cards and let you win? Damn that's bad

Ooc: I've done this multiple times with my crush whenever we play uno. I let her win couple of times :3

[spiderlilycs-official]

I know I was almost gonna break up with him over it

Ooc: SAME my girlfriend was so mad I never did it again

[shadowsancsofficial]

OH MY GODDDDD

ooc: one time me and my friends payed uno no mercy I got a reverse I think from my bsf and crashed out so hard I through the card at their face and my bsf was like "hey you passed to the wrong direction :D" I wanted to stab everyone there

[einarwastaken]

How dare you not let mom win. >:(

Ooc: If I were you I would have yelled "NU UH ITS ALL JUST IN ONE DIRECTION" get it? One direction- Okay I'll stop...

[shadowsancsofficial]

I AAPOLOGIZED.

Ooc: CRYING

[realcarmensandiego]

Here at the Las Vegas strip for a super special caper, gotta fit in with the normies though

sorry player, say goodbye to your college fund I’m about to bet 10k on red 🤑🤑🤑🤑

[the-ivy-in-it]

CARMEN NO?

[shadowsancsofficial]

Dont worry she has plot armor.... I hope

[the-ivy-in-it]

i think she does,,

shes carmen freaking sandiego she survived crashing a car into a construction pit before (boston tea party caper)

[shadowsancsofficial]

She also almost died in stolkholm, coach bitchrunt, almost got arrested, got kidnapped...

I am a terrible parent Jesus.

[the-ivy-in-it]

pats back very slowly

damn.

you all need therapy.

have some microwaved tea water.

snirk-

BUT i think youre a wonderous father, dad dont let all of that bring you down

you did it with intent to keep carmen as safe as possible!!

[shadowsancsofficial]

I don't, why would I?? But thank you ivy... It means a lot :) you are all wonderful kids that I strive to be like

And no I will not microwave my tea water.

[the-ivy-in-it]

dad you suffer from ptsd and cant escape your past i think you need therapy.

YOURE WELCOME POPS I HOPW TO BE A FATHER LIKE YOU SOME DAY wait I HOPE TO BE A MON LIKE YOU SOMEDAY

..darn i thought that would work

[shadowsancsofficial]

Nooooo

[the-ivy-in-it]

Happy birthday ivy. Check your driveway

I definetly didn't get you a broken car because I know you love fixing broken cars more then getting new cars....

-shadowsan

AAA?? AAA?? AA AA AAA AAA IM GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR TEEHEE AAAAA LYDIA 3.0 HERE I COME

did you run someone over with this... it looks like it...

BUT I CAN FIX IT EASILY NO PROBLEM

[shadowsancsofficial]

Im vvery glad you like it :))

Yes I ran over my ex but details details! Enjoy the car

[the-ivy-in-it]

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU DAD

I WOULD BE HONORED TO RESTORE THE CAR THAT RAN OVER AN EX

[shadowsancsofficial]

Lovely! I can not wait to see how well you do in fixing it :)

I would hang the results on a fridge but I do not think that is physically possible here....

[the-ivy-in-it]

heh... call me tony stark cause im turning this into an awesome car.

YOU CAN TAKE A PICTURE OF IT IF YOU WOUKD LIKE TO

makes a transformer from my bare hands

[shadowsancsofficial]

@spiderlilycs-official where's your camera?!!

... IS THAT A FUCKING HUMANOID CAR???

[the-ivy-in-it]

coughs i uh

made some teeny weeny adjustments..

[shadowsancsofficial]

WHAT THE FUCK???

IVY IT HAS LEGS.

HOW DO YOU EVEN???

[the-ivy-in-it]

okok... so you go a little bit like this.. and add a little bit of that...

make light sensors with a led lights, a energy sourse, some wires, screw it on.. uh huh...

and BOOM

[shadowsancsofficial]

I.....

My daughter is a genius

*sniff*

[ainuchae]

OMG OMG OMG HOLY SHIT

it is abby trott’s birthday!!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼❤️❤️

happy bday to her and also my gorgeous, kind, radiant, amazing, spectacular, cute, intelligent, clever, perfect Ivy🥹🥹🥹❤️❤️🙌🏼🙌🏼💕💕💕💕

ivyivyivy ivy iyvi yvi yviy viy

happy birthday ivy my sweet sweet girl and your wonderful awesome sauce VA ☺️🙌🏼

[jaedyn-here]

@the-ivy-in-it HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TWIN 🎊

TIMEZONES A LITTLE WOOZY AND I WAS BUSY YESTERDAY SO SORRY D:

[the-ivy-in-it]

ITS OKAY TEEHEE THANK YOUU GRAHSGAHHSAHSHAAAA

have some leftover cake. eat. NOW

[jaedyn-here]

OK OK 😥

[the-ivy-in-it]

EAT FASTER THERES NO TIME TO WASTE

WE ARE ON A TIGHT SCHEDULE

[jaedyn-here]

OK OK FINE

[ cough COUGH- ] ouh almost choked there OUGH-

[the-ivy-in-it]

yes... yes eat.... eaaat... drink some water...

[shadowsancsofficial]

That is very unhealthy...

May I have a slice

[the-ivy-in-it]

YES OKOK WE HAVE THE ICONICE STRAWBERRY CAKE, DOUBLE CHOCOLATE DUGE, AND A VANILLA ICE CREAM CAKE that zack kinda ate the whole thing

WHICH ONE DO YA LIKE POPS

[shadowsancsofficial]

A double chocolate would be nice I do have a craving for chocolate

[the-ivy-in-it]

HUZZAH

here you go chat...

dont get a heart attack.. ok..

[shadowsancsofficial]

Thank you!

*eating that cake*

Yum :)

[realcarmensandiego]

Here at the Las Vegas strip for a super special caper, gotta fit in with the normies though

sorry player, say goodbye to your college fund I’m about to bet 10k on red 🤑🤑🤑🤑

[the-ivy-in-it]

CARMEN NO?

[shadowsancsofficial]

Dont worry she has plot armor.... I hope

[the-ivy-in-it]

i think she does,,

shes carmen freaking sandiego she survived crashing a car into a construction pit before (boston tea party caper)

[shadowsancsofficial]

She also almost died in stolkholm, coach bitchrunt, almost got arrested, got kidnapped...

I am a terrible parent Jesus.

[the-ivy-in-it]

pats back very slowly

damn.

you all need therapy.

have some microwaved tea water.

snirk-

BUT i think youre a wonderous father, dad dont let all of that bring you down

you did it with intent to keep carmen as safe as possible!!

[shadowsancsofficial]

I don't, why would I?? But thank you ivy... It means a lot :) you are all wonderful kids that I strive to be like

And no I will not microwave my tea water.