[salaciouscrumbb]

#[redacted] help

[nowimhaunted]

[charlestrask]

sexual thrill at the mere prospect of cataloging things in a database

[decemberwinter]

what do you mean elon musk did a nazi salute on live tv at the united states presidential inauguration twice and is now erasing the evidence off the internet by replacing the footage with the crowd cheering instead?

would be a shame if people reblogged this, wouldn’t it?

[whyisevrynameipickchosen]

Also for al the fuckers trying to minimize it as a my heart goes out to you gesture

[rekuckuruc]

Also a comparison to the mustache man

[junkyarded]

me when i remember that i can't obliterate people with chain lightning at any time for any reason

[harry-crane]

INDEED.COM SKILL LIST:

DIFFICULTY RETAINING AUDIO INFORMATION

SUICIDAL AMBITION

HATRED OF PHONE CALLS

BITCHY AND RUDE

WOULD PREFER TO BE DRUNK AND ON DRUGS

[sunsbleeding]

[lonestatus]

tumblr users can survive off a single smug anime elf jpeg for months

[aspiringsorceress]

[crazy-brazilian]

casinos have largely failed to consider the "come back the next day to reset your luck" strategy

[catchymemes]

[grawly]

mutuals feel free to summon me

[grawly]

duck souls lol

[grawly]

duck souls lol

[grawly]

duck souls lol

[grawly]

Ah, was it you who rang the Bell of Awakening? 

[grawly]

you ducked lol

[grawly]

[kleefkruid]

My cats have this meow that means "please come with me to fix this" after which they'll lead me to the problem in question, usually a empty (or 'empty') food bowl or a closed door they want open. They look at the 'problem', they look back at me, clear message.

What fascinates me is how this illustrates what they percieve as being in the realm of my 'power.' I control the food, I control the door, sure, but my cats love to sit on the balcony in the sun, and it has happened plenty of times that on a rainy day they come get me, go to the balcony and show me... the rain. "Please fix this" they say. "Please get rid of the wet"

"Silly kitty," I say, "I can't control the rain." I then walk into the shower and turn on the rain.

[insomniac-arrest]

the heavy machinery when I'm on pain meds and not supposed to be operating them

[drunkwhenimadethis]

Just going to keep going bc what the hell else is there to do!

[artemisiasea]

Good evening we are enduring

[bushpoppy]

Gripping my bathroom sink repeating I am not afraid to keep on living I am not afraid to walk this world alone

[wei--wuxian]

what are your twenties if not an endless string of the ghosts of who you thought you would become

[wei--wuxian]

it's okay to start over. (and over, and over, and over)

i'm halfway through now and dying for the second time. forgive yourself for it. as many times as it takes.

[evilscientist3]

steps into a big pot of bubbling oil and sits there like its a hot tub and i snile at you so nicely that you step in after me and youre immediately boiled til theres nothing left

[evilscientist3]

well you see,

the sniler

[inkmo]

drew a pic of myself hanging out with The Sniler in her cauldron