i suffer from rage blackouts

lauren. 30s. she/her. no minors, please.

[salaciouscrumbb]

shane plays center because you’re supposed to #centershane

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[etchif]

If you ever feel like a loser just remember there are people who are genuinely emotionally invested in the lives of the british royal family

[salaciouscrumbb]

batman returns. the mummy returns. if charlie’s angels: full throttle had been named charlie’s angels return, i would have my preferred sequel trio all nominatively connected…

[lokihiddleston]

ANASTASIA (1997)

[gaysie]

in a world where shane never met ilya he would’ve become rob lowe in parks and rec

[salaciouscrumbb]

I would love to know what was going on in nolan’s head with agamemnon. he has the most badass darth vader batman edgelord design but it’s fucking benny safdie underneath and the camera seems allergic to showing his face once the armor is off. his brother is played by jon bernthal. it would be interesting if he wanted to play with the like dressing yourself up to be scarier than you appear & deal out cruelty because of your insecurities but we don’t get anything to show that narratively. if you weren’t gonna bother showing his face & making the reality of the man unimportant why not just cast another big gym bro to match with bernthal.

[salaciouscrumbb]

if you want someone who could fill you an 8oz glass of sweat the second they walk out the house, i am your girlllllllkl

[salaciouscrumbb]

if i never hear the phrase “zeus’ law” again it’ll be too soon

[salaciouscrumbb]

if I want to watch a movie where I’m constantly worried about a dog’s well being navigating the wild, I’ll just torture myself with homeward bound & not brad pitt apologia

[thepoisonroom]

a pet is basically your:

baby

roommate

Voting ended on6h

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

oh………..

it’s a kitty hurricane. 

[kashi-kakes]

[salaciouscrumbb]

mostly enjoying the wayfarer series but jfc do i hate the “stars” of it all. if its gonna have series specific curse words it needs more because you cannot use the same word for jeez as for fuck & that’s what it feels like is happening sometimes.

[salaciouscrumbb]

heard tom hiddelston’s voice in a commercial & was suddenly rocketed back to 2012 tumblr

[stuckinapril]

I love the whole 30 is the new 21 trend like yes queen so true. Your 30s are not for having children and settling down. They are for traveling, building your career, and going to the CLUB. Freeze ur eggs if u must I don’t care. Any 30 something year old woman who’s choosing to enjoy her newfound financial stability and not spend it in an unhappy marriage has my wholehearted stamp of approval.

[salaciouscrumbb]

main tats i want but can’t decide on order in which to get:

sexy fantasia fish w/seaweed accents, probably on tricep area/back third of arm?

our lady of sorrows w/revolvers instead of swords, center upper arm

Angry looking posies w/rock horn leaf hands, probably on tricep area/back third of arm?

hot rod flames on triceps instead??

i want arm tats because it’s the area i’m most self conscious about but i also obvi want to make sure the flow of the tattoo is correct for the area? like i wanted birds of paradise for my grandpa but they’re very angular and tbh I’m not drawn to color tats for myself so like. doesn’t seem like a good prominent/large arm candidate…

[salaciouscrumbb]

actually I don’t think I want guns face out on my body…maybe go with the traditional swords but make one red to still nod at the mcr gun logo

[salaciouscrumbb]

I keep getting this ad & thinking it’s sam reid