i suffer from rage blackouts

lauren. 30s. she/her. no minors, please.

[salaciouscrumbb]

shane plays center because you’re supposed to #centershane

[etheltempest]

the lioness does not concern herself with how the “pwhl expansion process” works

[lakemojave]

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

[salaciouscrumbb]

cannottttt believe over 100k people voted for spencer fucking pratt. you are embarrassing!!!

[notkatniss]

[fuckrozanov]

almost just made an absolutely cursed hr spn crossover post but sometimes things just need to stay in the drafts

[fuckrozanov]

oh my god okay fine

[notkatniss]

peace on earth

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[salaciouscrumbb]

there’s a duo on pop culture jeopardy that gives off SUCH strong gay antiquing couple vibes but at least one of them has a wife so…

[salaciouscrumbb]

wtf this feels like someone posted our tumblr diary in public

[gumy-shark]

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

[gumy-shark]

jasper you don’t get to get away with this that easily.

new ask game: what’s the character archetype that makes you go “of course you would say that” when i post about it?

[salaciouscrumbb]

ilya & lestat would be frenemies but shane & louis would just disgust each other. except for the moments when their husbands are being extra & they share a sympathetic look.

[salaciouscrumbb]

having anxiety is so stupid. why tf am i scared to walk around the corner to drop off my ballot at the voting place??

[noelledeltarune]

before pride month ends does anyone wanna admit they have a crush on me

[noelledeltarune]

posting this on the first day of june so you all have plenty of time to gather your nerves and whatnot

[salaciouscrumbb]

need lili reinhart to stop posting her bland boyfriend, I do not care about him bb girl i’m here to see you!

[salaciouscrumbb]

texan people on pop culture jeopardy trying to neg colin jost by saying he was probably more into croquet or something since he went to harvard only for him to say actually i rowed crew like of courrrrrrrse you rowed crew at harvard of couuurrrrrrse

[salaciouscrumbb]

more terrible images posted from the family event 🚬🚬🚬🚬🚬