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hi, i have a problem

ever since i saw this image

I have been foaming at the mouth for an OC based original work about band full of gay ass mother fuckers that eventually all start dating each other.

are there and fics or work out there that can fill the polyamorous gay band shaped hole in my heart???

any suggestions would be appreciated:3

#fanfiction #fanfic #band #band fic #polyamory #polyamourous #gay #orginal character #original work #original writing #oc #idiots in love #polycule #band polycule #please #help me

bubblergoespop

fool!gavin : i’m studying for my full certification exam. it’s at the end of this week. i need to stay on top of this.

fool!freelancer : i’d like to stay on top of you.

fool!gavin : WHAT?

soooo glad weed is finally canon in redacted

#redacted asmr #redacted asmr james

god what is up with cunty ass vampires recently

bruh got me going awooga!!!

#redacted asmr #redacted asmr porter

redactedasmrhottakes

when we getting the slayer / shifter or vamp paring

like come on now it’s cliché but when has that ever mattered

#once again #cuz nah like i think about this a lot #LIKE ANTI MAGIC HUMAN TASK FORCE FULL OF IDIOTS #but like a either the listener is the hunter OR the hunted #it don’t matter it would just be cool #redacted asmr

copsecore

guys why are we, as a fandom, full ass sleeping on the fact that david shaw enjoys ear scratches in his wolf form SO MUCH that he literally whimpered

like 🤨🤨🤨🤨 c’mon

#NO CUZ THIS NEVER COMES UP AGAIN AND I FUCKING NEED IT TO #MY ASS WAS SO HYPED WHEN I HEARD THAT FOR THE FIRST TIME #boy needs to whimper more

have i stated how this asmr bull shit made me realize i was nonbinary, it’s only a little bit upsetting

#rp asmr

ai has really done wonders for the thumbnails of bf asmr videos

#i can’t tell if this is a good thing or a bad thing #the quality of the anime boy in the thumbnail is an important indicator of the quality of the audio #now i have to watch the first 5 seconds to determine #lol #bf asmr #rp asmr

fregget-frou

Gavin and FL

#LITERALLY

new bae just dropped

#redacted asmr #redacted hush #new boy!!!

bruh i’d love to see a romantic rival for literally almost any of the boys but specifically gavin

that angst would be peak!!

#redacted asmr #redacted gavin #by romantic rival i do mean a rival for the boy not the listener

desinteresse

Controversial take but if you wrote a novel about two women falling in love and you changed one of them into a man you would have the most enormous smash hit of a romance book on your hands

desinteresse

Maybe because I met like 15 butch lesbians who are the real life equivalent of the ideal male romance lead and I have yet to meet a man who fits the archetype.

desinteresse

Ladies do you want a man who reads you classical novels when you can’t sleep? Bakes cakes, knits sweaters and is able to remodel your bathroom? Good with animals, kids and has a career they’re passionate about? Handsome but not vain? Sweet, sensitive but charmingly rough around the edges? A good conversationalist? Well that’s not a man, that’s my friend Jennifer

me when the romance rp asmr audio talks about how the listener probably listens to romance asmr audios

#like can they please for the love of god stop 1 breaking the forth wall and 2 doing it in such an evil way #shame #deep shame #i don’t need to be reminded of the choices i make when indulging in the media i use to distract myself from the choices i make #cringe!!!#rp asmr #romance asmr #bf asmr

peraltuki

me everyday since february

copsecore

istg if Lasko’s listener name ends up being “My Dear”/“Dear” it’s gonna make the Imperium so much more painful

#OH BITCH FUCK

see guys

the trans coded wolf was in us all along !

#redacted asmr #shaw pack

i need a redacted Shakespeare audio play immediately

#redacted asmr #shakespeare #imagine it #the rolls are now made for the damn boys

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