Rowan Rosier. 26. He/Him/His. Gryffindor Alumni. Next Gen. Order of the Phoenix. Cursebreaker. Half-blood and proud. roses are red, violets are blue. get in my way and i'll kill you.
“You are … not insinuating that that’s a transfigured wix, I hope?,” asked Amelia, eyebrows shot high, an expression of disbelief. She didn’t recognise the person in front of her, but that wouldn’t stop her from passing her judgement. “I believe that’s still illegal in 2029 — or actually, I know. I read up on the laws. I know the world’s a mess, but let’s not fall into anarchy, shall we?”
Rowan what had crawled up her butt, but it was hardly the first time someone had taken issue with his vigilante-style justice; after a few weeks with Grandpa Evan roaming around, he was starting to understand it was a family trait, even if they did have very different sides on the whole matter. “You can hardly prove it’s a wix, can you?” He shushed the damn raccoon, which was not helping matters. “For the record though, if I did, he had it coming.”
“Oh.” Rose felt their stomach drop at Rowan’s insinuation. No stranger to slurs themselves, their empathy increased two-fold on account of theirs and Rowan’s shared experience of having a muggleborn mother. They reached out a hand to offer comfort, hovering over the man’s upper arm. “I understand. Mums are sacred.” A gentle pat, before hastily retracting. Boundaries, Rose. Not everyone is tactile. “I can’t endorse…this,” they gestured to the racoon in question. “But I can subtly look the other way while you put him down?”
It was strange to think in another world, their grandparents would have been enemies; of course, that was before his parents fell in love and effectively threw off generations of tradition. Of course, he was pleased, considering how some of his cousins turned out. He would never wanna be that much of an ass. “Are you sure? Because I was planning on training him to twirl before releasing him to a pack of bears.”
Rowan cleared his throat, unsure why the man had come up to him. He was incredibly attractive, so Rowan did not entirely mind, until he started speaking and Rowan realized he clearly did not realize who he was talking to. “I think you’re looking for my grandfather.”
Dae can’t say he’s ever been asked such a thing, pauses to take a good look at the guy. “Why on earth would we be related?” Deciding to speak to the stranger strictly in Korean. “What’s your name?” Because Dae didn’t think they looked particularly alike, but maybe he’d recognize the boy’s name. For a split second he panics, thinking maybe he has a child out in the world he didn’t know about. It seemed like anything was possible nowadays.
Rowan tilted his head. He couldn’t be Aunt Edeline’s kids. They were all at lunch just the other day. But there were plenty of Rosiers still roaming around though. They were hardly a small family. His mouth instinctively began to spout Korean. Usually, that was relegated to his mum. “Rowan Rosier. Any chance you are one as well?” He thought for a moment. “You bear such a resemblance to my dad.”
“I can’t say I believe you,” Rose stared at the raccoon – formerly a person?? – clawing its way up the side of Rowan’s face. Hand on their hip where their wand was holstered, the young wix considered casting a finite! on the transfigured wizard, a frown pulling at the corners of their mouth. But then, how would Rowan learn anything? “–but I guess it can’t be said that you don’t know how to resolve an argument. What did he say to get turned into a raccoon?”
“He insulted my mother.” His mouth formed a tight line. “He is lucky I don’t dump him in the middle of the Forbidden Forest first chance I got,” he said. He didn’t want to say the word he used; he had never said it and he wasn’t going to say it now. “I wish I could say he’s here because of the time clash, but I am pretty sure he is from here. Quite annoying to know people like this still exist.” He shrugged his shoulders. “He’s better looking like this anyways.”
OBSCURUS BOOKS: If you were forced to write a book of nonfiction, what would you write it about?
“Definitely the Rosier family. We are a bit of a complicated bunch, even long before my grandfather. My parents have a hell of a love story.”
JUNK SHOP: Is there a trinket, or trinkets, that holds no value whatsoever, but that you can’t seem to let go of?
“I have a bunch of copies of the same books because I always seem to lose them. However, I always seem to find the original again, but I can’t bear to get rid of the copies.”
HEALER SHOP: If you weren’t doing what you’re doing now, what other career do you think you’d be good at?
“I would have been an auror. I considered it for a while, but I liked the idea of travel. Besides, it’s fun being a cursebreaker.”
“Don’t say a word,” Rowan said, referring to his outfit. He normally looked like his grandfather, but ever since the time clash, the elite activities had increased and his parents were more intent than ever to remind everyone that he was a Rosier, as if that would appease the fact that his mother was a muggleborn. So, he was dressed in the wizarding equivalent of a monkey suit (because that helped somehow) and had snuck out like a fucking teenager so he could stop making small talk. “Not until I have all the cheap alcohol we can find.”
Rowan is the big spoon because Rabastan needs comfort.
Favorite Non-sexual activity
Reading books and Rowan enjoys dragging Rabastan on cursebreaking trips because the man needs to live.
Favorite Sexual activity
Rowan is a dom js.
First Kiss
Rabastan and Rowan are arguing and Rowan gets annoyed and kisses Rabastan to shut him up.
Favourite make-out spot?
Rowan’s apartment because they are unlikely to get caught by anyone there.
First Time
Rabastan finally gives in to his feelings and just ravages Rowan.
Does anyone catch them in the act?
Juniper and Evan and Rod and boy everyone is pisssseeeeddd. Except Juniper, she is just horrified, she never wanted to see her brother up to that kind of action.
Does anyone know about them?
Initially, no. But then they get caught doing the dirty and it’s all out there. Literally.
Do people approve of them?
Nope. Not a single one. Rabastan should be with a pureblood not a blood traitor and Rowan should not be with a Death Eater, and Rab is friends with his grandfather and it is a hot mess.
Who uses all the hot water?
Rabastan and Rowan both use the hot water a lot and someone is always annoyed.
Most trivial thing they fight over?
Books. So very many arguments are had over authors, it’s a little ridiculous honestly.
What they fight over most?
Oh definitely the war and the fact that Rabastan is very uncomfortable embracing his Korean heritage. Like, Rowan gets it cuz his dad is not really about that life but his mom is, but he is not a man that appreciates being ashamed of yourself.
Who does most of the cleaning?
Rowan. His dad does spoiled, his mom does not.
Who steals the blankets?
Rabastan cuz he likes being a burrito.
Who leaves their stuff around?
Rowan. The man doesn’t think things through.
Who remembers anniversaries?
Rabastan. He has a very organized little calendar.
Who cooks normally?
Rowan can cook, but honestly, the house elf does better work.
How often do they fight?
It is really hard to fight when Rabastan won’t argue in return so not very often.
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
They are independent beans, so they go work on their respective war efforts. But they are also jealous beans so they sometimes check in.
Nicknames for each other?
Rab and Row. Also probably something kinky for when they are alone.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
They both compete to see who can honestly.
Who steals the covers at night?
Rowan cuz then Rabastan is forced to cuddle.
What would they get each other for gifts?
Books. Lots and lots of books.
Who made the first move?
Rowan. He is really attracted to Rabastan and figures no one has to know so. He goes for it.
Who remembers things?
Rabastan.
Who started the relationship?
What relationship, who said anything about a relationship. It was very much Rabastan, you think he is gonna let anyone near his man?
Who cusses more?
Rowan.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?
Someone else is gonna get hurt clearly, but they get all soft towards each other.
Do they get married?
Uh the verdict is out on that one, it’s kinda complicated. They might just live in sin as long as they can.
“It is not my fault, I swear,” Rowan insisted. Sure, he had transfigured a very annoying Death Eater supporter into a raccoon, but really, he could not be held accountable after the vulgar things that had been said about his mother. Of course, now he had a raccoon clawing at him. “It will wear off eventually. He will be fine. Unfortunately.”
Rowan did a double take, worried for a second he had seen a much younger version of his father. Of course, that was impossible, considering he had just seen his dad two days ago, yelling at his grandfather about how he needed to get out of his house before mum showed up. “We don’t happen to be related, do we?”
“Auntie?” Rowan had to do a double take before he realized that was in fact his grandfather’s cousin, Andromeda. It had been a while since he had seen her around and he had definitely not expected her to be that young. “Wow... you look different.”
"I work with your daughter,” Rowan said. Ten seconds later he realized it was probably frowned upon for him to mess with the time space continuum. Oh well. He supposed it was out now. “You and I have never been really close though. I’m not exactly a Quidditch fan.”
Rowan because he is an agressive little bastard, but also, likes making Remus feel safe, so he gets to be the big spoon and Remus is the little spoon. Never mind that Remus is taller.
Favorite Non-sexual activity
I can see them probably like, reading together by the fireplace. Not mentioning how Remus is a werewolf and Rowan discriminated against them for years.
Favorite Sexual activity
Idk man, I am having trouble seeing Remus as a sexual being, he is everyone’s fucking mom. Honestly, they probably like the cuddling best and it’s all very vanilla.
First Kiss
Rowan gets drunk and plants one on him, because it is much easier to act on your attraction to a werewolf when you are drunk.
Favorite make-out spot?
Rowan’s apartment because they are both embarrassed about this whole damn situation.
First Time
They do it in the fucking book stacks at Remus’ work man.
Does anyone catch them in the act?
Probably the Marauders and Evan cuz that is just the funniest thing that could possibly happen, honestly.
Does anyone know about them?
Yes, everyone. They are not as quiet as they think.
Do people approve of them?
Lol, no. There’s the time travel and the age thing, and the species issue, plus their respective families. Really, it is a hot mess. I imagine Teddy in particular does not approve of having a potential stepfather.
Who uses all the hot water?
Remus, until Rowan just starts jumping in and joining him.
Most trivial thing they fight over?
Which one of them is the older one? Like, Remus is from the past, but Rowan is currently older, so they argue about who is technically the more mature one (the answer is Remus, btw, it’s always Remus).
What they fight over most?
Rowan makes certain comments about magical beings that Remus does not appreciate and Rowan does not understand the big deal because it’s not like they are about him.
Who does most of the cleaning?
Rowan is a bit of a neat freak, so probably him.
Who steals the blankets?
Rowan. See, he is a bitch.
Who leaves their stuff around?
Remus leaves his doodles everywhere.
Who remembers anniversaries?
Anniversaries would mean accepting it’s a real relationship and Rowan refuses to acknowledge it and Remus is afraid to have the TALK, but they probably both look at the calendar and know, they just don’t say it.
Who cooks normally?
Remus, cuz he eats a lot.
How often do they fight?
Not that often, only because Remus walks away a lot, because feelings.
What do they do when they’re away from each other?
Insist they are not dating.
Nicknames for each other?
N/A. Just n/a.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?
Rowan, because his family is loaded. It takes Remus a while to figure out how much.
Who steals the covers at night?
Rowan, cuz the furball will be fine.
What would they get each other for gifts?
Books. Lots and lots of books.
Who made the first move?
Rowan, but he insists Remus seduced him.
Who remembers things?
Both have a pretty decent memory as long as no alcohol is involved.
Who started the relationship?
Neither. Both. Honestly, they could have six kids and a house in the suburbs and still insist nothing is going on.
Who cusses more?
Rowan.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?
Rowan would probably commit mass murder, nbd.
Do they get married?
Probably not on the account of the time travel issue and the whole ‘is it technically bigamy if you aren’t really married yet but are going to be’.
Rowan was not used to looking where he was going; usually people dodged out of his way, his resting face looking a bit too murderous for most sensibilities; he would blame the Rosier family traits, except he was pretty sure neither his dad or his aunt Edeline had the same expression; it was clearly just him. “Sorry,” he said, gruffly as his shoulder made contact with someone else’s. His eyes caught theirs.
