Alastair --> Red
Al: i'm sorry what?
Red: And oatmeal.
Red: And those hard caramel candies.
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Alastair --> Red
Al: i'm sorry what?
Red: And oatmeal.
Red: And those hard caramel candies.
Alastair --> Red
Al: you're such an old man
Red: I love prune juice.
Alastair --> Red
Al: in comparison to every other day?
Al: i'm KIDDING
Al: there's nothing wrong with new york i never got your obsession with hawaii
Red: Too cold. My bones.
Alastair --> Red
Al: !!!!! WHAT
Red: I mean, I'm not leaving any time soon, but if I say "I'm never going to Hawaii" and I end up going, I'm gonna look like a huge fucking asshole, aren't I?
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Alastair --> Red
Al: as long as you don't disappear to hawaii
Red: I...
Red: Can't make any promises. :^/
Alastair --> Red
Al: catch me if you can baby brother
Al: I missed you.
Red: Yeah, well. I'm home now. You don't have to miss me any more.
Alastair --> Red
Al: if you can catch me
Al: i happen to recall i'm a faster runner than you?
Red: Thirty-something years. Let it go.
Alastair --> Red
Al: you're right
Al: thank you for your service, dork
Red: As soon as I can run on two legs I'm going to pummel you and I'm going to enjoy every minute of it.
Alastair --> Red
Al: sorry WHO was the one that got pushed up a grade?
Al: you are officially the dork.
Red: It's been thirty-something years. Let it go.
Red: I didn't go to war to be disrespected like this.
Alastair --> Red
Al: Yeah you dork I know that.
Al: Love you too baby brother.
Red: Fuck off. You're the dork.
Alastair --> Red
Al: you are?! thats good :)
Al: ok. well. i'm just checking.
Al: and we can go see aspen together ok? and i asked Charlie for tickets for his show too
Red: Yeah, all right.
Red: I love you. You know that, right?
Alastair --> Red
Al: doesn't mean you might not feel lonely sometimes
Al: i always used to feel lonely even though i've got the kids, you know?
Al: i just want to make sure you're ok
Red: Trust me, Allie, if I'm "not OK" it's not because I'm unmarried. But I'm attending counselling meetings at the Department of Veterans, if that's any comfort.
Red: Thanks for worrying about me. I'm a big boy, promise.
Alastair --> Red
Al: damn
Al: but i don't want you to be lonely!
Red: I'm not lonely. I have family and friends who love me.
Red: That's more than a lot of people have.
Alastair --> Red
Al: so tell me to stop being annoying then
Red: OK.
Red: Stop being annoying then.
Alastair --> Red
Al: you're being short with me
Red: I'm a little tired of being told to start dating, yes.
Alastair --> Red
Al: hm
Al: okay
Al: somethings up with you
Red: Why?