Red Bur's Reptile Rantings

The nonsensical ranting of a lunatic snake lover. I have been keeping snakes for a few years, currently have 4 snakes and love them all! Always feel free to ask me any snake related questions that you may have and I'll answer as best as I can!

[awwww-cute]

“I made this!” (Source: http://ift.tt/2dckl5g)

[gifbro]

[careful-with-that-ass-eugene]

I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists

He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm

[congalineofdurin]

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

[thepurpleskies]

please just read the whole thing

[zombiemacguire-deactivated20131]

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends because if you dont understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her you are having some really bad sex

[gifsboom]

[kikojaharo-deactivated20230714]

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

[wessasaurus-rex]

 ”What the fuck?” 

[emeraldcharos-blog]

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

[simonjadis]

confused sharp bunnies

[vertigoats]

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

[mischievousshota-blog]

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

[ironychan]

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

[gifaknet-deactivated20181110]

[phoenixdownerd-deactivated20170]

when a post you made only gets 1 note

[literallyunbelievable]

let the gorilla worry about gorilla things

[redburreptiles]

You fucked up a perfectly good Gorilla. Look at it. It's got anxiety.

[blackanvilironworks]

Riveted firplace wall and surround…

[k9kesi]

Here we have a newbie with some lovely radar ears.  Highland Jim.

[teacherthoughtbubble]

When I start thinking about the weekend

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via beeka-beeka-chuu)

[sizvideos]

Darth Vader Helps Wife Tell Husband She’s Pregnant At Disney World (Video)

[exotic-venom]

(Bitis peringueyi) Peringuey’s adder

[lanadelsnake]

such a handsome noodle

[teleos]

Akane by Julian Rossi Via Flickr: Red mountain rat snake.