Cute but dehydrated

24 year old entity, nonbinary They/Them

[lilyinchainz-deactivated2025072]

[steelestallion]

It’s that easy.

[redcrossnepobaby]

Me and my spirit self

[dogpuppy]

[boy-moans]

fuck i love testosterone i love having a little dick that gets hard and i can play around with it and slap it to make it even harder. and on top of that i have a pussy that gets wet? awesome

[leftbooblover]

Aiglameneeeeeeeeeeee

[cheddarchaser]

your stuffed animals grew up with you btw they’re all in their 20s now and they want to smoke your cigarettes so bad

[punxrat]

I was chatting up a beautiful woman last night and when she told me she was 33 I got so hard I got light headed . Chat am I cooked?

[patronsaint-ofthedenial]

Am I doing this right

[omtai]

Is that a banana in your back pocket or is your penis just on backwards

[willgrahamscock]

[teaboot]

My coworker asked me a question about Queer culture the other day and it was a really good question but I couldn’t think of a polite way to tell them that they didn’t have the foundational knowledge required to support full comprehension of the answer

[teaboot]

Coworker: So why do some people say they’re bisexual and other people say they’re pansexual? They sound like the same thing

Me: Do you want the real answer or the answer that will make sense to you

Coworker: I guess the real answer?

Me: Do you have three hours and a notepad

Coworker: No

Me: The flags are different

[diane-nguyen-watches-cartoons-d]

[punxrat]

Just a reminder not only am I sexy but so is my wife ( @redcrossnepobaby ) and we have hot sloppy sex and are in love! Never settle!!!

[brain-w0rmz]

being a free use slut at a party would fix me I think

[grimepuppy]

[again-thepommel]

Imo missing Gideon is part of the experience of reading Harrow the Ninth. Everyone who read GtN goes to HtN like "but where is Gideon? How can I read this book without her??" And that is just like. Part of the book. Her absence. It hurts. You feel it. Youre mystified by it. Where is she?? I love it.

[briefoxx]

please just shove my snout in your crotch, and watch my stupid tail wag as I get to work😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫