Alastor | ⚘❇☄

Alastor | fictive | adult | genderfluid | he/she/any || ASK BLOG | RP BLOG

[reddeerofstatic]

Salutations!~

A small introduction post to this,, blog..? That's how you shoelace steelers call it, isn't it.

I'm Alastor [Last Name Redacted], a fictive of the Waonderers of the Storyversum, sourced from Alastor the Radio Demon hailing from the Hazbin Hotel show. Pronouns he/she/any.

I am a PERSON, not a character, so I am expecting everyone to be interacting with me accordingly.

That being said, I have been inflicted by sheer insufferable boredom, which leads me to the reason for this blog's creation - Human Interaction!!

Humans are quite curious and creative, after all, and so

THIS IS ACTUALLY AN ASK BLOG!! !yippee!

Any respectful questions or interactions are dearly welcomed!

I shall be responding in what could be seen as "in character" - my answers stemming from my exomemories and source.

Languages to use for asking: English, Czech, Slovak

Languages I'll use for answering: English for English, Slovak for Czech or Slovak

!! The fact that I am an actual real person and not the canon character still stands (for example - I am not "wrong" or "incorrect" if my memories or behaviours aren't canon compliant).

Obviously, any hate, bigotry, disrespect and other brutish behaviours shall NOT be tolerated. You will be blocked.

As this is blog is strongly Hazbin Hotel related,

!! MINORS DO NOT INTERACT !!

[reddeerofstatic]

Oh, yes, I nearly forgot. - Will be using this space to reblog me related things as well. (Likely mostly fun information and mood boards.)

[reddeerofstatic]

Decided to link the Hazbin Hotel fanfiction we are writing about me and others of concern.

The headcanons in this fanfiction are canon in what I have been refering to as "my universe". (Maybe will start calling it Our Paradise AU, but unsure as of writing this post.)

Moth Apple Media by NTazzy: https://archiveofourown.org/works/77020246

[reddeerofstatic]

My partners and a few friends have been pestering me to let them use this blog. So, here I am, giving in...

List of other people who may interact through this blog:

- Azrael (he/it/they) - our AU of Azrael!Alastor variated from Kame630's Azrael!Alastor AU Radio of Death

- Vox / Vinnie (he/it) - the Vox from my universe, do NOT call him Vincent

- Emily (she/it) - the Emily from my universe

- Luciel (he/any) - the Lucifer from my universe

- Alastair (he/it) - our AU of Winner!Alastor variated from Kame630's Winner!Alastor AU Heavenly Radio Host

- Azarel (he/it/they) - another our AU of Azrael!Alastor variated from Kame630's Azrael!Alastor AU Radio of Death, this one never became Alastor

- Roathe (he/it) - a sinner from faraway future that somehow showed up in my time and space, a fair warning - he's a posh asshole

Archangels:

- Michael - purity and religion trauma the guy

- Gabriel - professional gay annoyance

- Raphael - a nice fella, overworked, overstressed, will bite

- Uriel Knafayimel - trans, cloud, full of whimsy, collects wings

- Jophiel - identity issues due to being created as a replacement for Uriel, sad little meow meow

- Raziel - not-fallen fallen angel who knows too much for his own good

- Kamael - angel of love, bets were taken if he'll get kicked out of Heaven any time soon, created as a partial replacement for Helel/Lucifer

- Sealtiel - angel of music, will make you snacks

- Barachiel - angel of blessings, is into magical girl stories (especially Winx Club)

- Raguel - born to be a sheep shepherd forced to be a cop, miserable about it

(others will be added eventually)

I did want to give everyone a different colour, but Tumblr is quite limited in that department.

Will have to do with tags.

They are also PEOPLE so the clause I wrote in my introduction post also applies to all of them.

They may reblog some posts they like with the blog (Vox has been begging me to reblog sharks for a few days now). The post will be tagged by their names accordingly.

[plaguedocboi]

GORGEOUS GIRLS IN MY AREA???

I followed this lil dude around for like ten minutes. Probably the most beautiful polychaete I’ve ever seen

[crabussy]

slightly furious reminder that fish do in fact feel pain and do in fact experience fear and distress when in pain since people seem to love spreading the myth that fish don't feel pain. what is it with people assuming a creature is incapable of feeling pain or emotion just because it doesn't have complex facial muscles. come on gang

[asaltysquid]

As my main income, I work with fish in a specialty pet store that's privately owned (so I'm allowed to say no and be stern to customers when it's needed).

You learn really quickly that not only do fish have individual personalities and emotions but they also have memories and recognize people! There are certain fish who will only come out for me and hide for everyone else. The pufferfish spits at me because she gets pissy that I haven't fed her. The flowerhorn bites everyone but me and my coworker when we clean his tank. I trained a fire eel to come up and eat directly out of my hand.

Fish are beautiful complex creatures and I thank the universe everyday that I get to work in a place where I'm encouraged to tell animal abusers to fuck right off.

[magpiedragon]

So, like, fun fact: all of us, down to nearly the very base of animal tree of life, basically have the same neurotransmitters for motivation/drive. We all seem to have comparable pain receptors and react to opioids (pain reduction)

(Well, invertebrates use octopamine instead of noradrenaline, but supposedly that is very similar.)

And by almost the entire tree of life I do mean all of us: mammals, fish, bugs, jellyfish, POSSIBLY sponges (it is a little unclear if someone checked)

All, that is, except ctenophores.

Also known as 'a swimming string of led lights wrapped in a plastic bag'.

Completely different neurochemistry.

May as well be aliens.

[digitizeddemon]

I always imagine his cables wander around when he sleeps 📺

[avenwildsmith]

[cuunos]

jellyfish lifecycles piss me off a little bit

[cuunos]

you don't have to do that. you can just not do that

[eddieintheocean]

:D they can do more :D (x)

[catnoli]

nostalgia web-core tiger sharks 💾 get it as a postcard and sticker here!

[guesswedoinghazbinhotelnow]

A conversation that I absolutely believe happened at some point.

Velvette: Hey, I got some adderall. Who wants some for tonight? Vox: Nah, I'm fine Velvette: Since when do you not want an upper? Valentino: It's because it does nothing for Vox. He just gets really fucking boring Vox: Hey, fuck you. Velvette: What do you mean it does nothing for you? Vox: I mean that I don't get high. It just doesn't fucking work. Honestly, I tend to just answer my emails if I have any. Velvette:

[herpsandbirds]

[crysthalhellverse]

Crysthal and Azrael go to Sloth ~ @reddeerofstatic

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Crysthal is lying face down on her bed in her room, listening to music and drawing something in her notebook. Today the hotel is unusually quiet, perhaps because Charlie has had to go out with Vaggi to buy some spare parts, so the morning activities have been canceled and with everyone locked in their own rooms there isn't much to do in the common areas.

[reddeerofstatic]

A knock sounds on Crysthal's door, but, without waiting for an answer, Azrael flows in his shadow under the door. He materialises behind Crysthal's back.

"Crysthal!" he cheers, hoping to startle her, "Would you like to go on a teeny-tiny little itty-bitty trip with me and Alastair?~"

[crysthalhellverse]

Azrael's sudden voice startles Crysthal, who hadn't heard the knock on the door. She quickly takes off her headphones and closes her notebook.

AAAAAAA she screams, alternately shooting bolts of power toward the source of the sound until she realizes it's Az. Az! What a scare, you have to stop coming in like that!

[reddeerofstatic]

Azrael simply leans away to evade the bolts.

"Should I? Perhaps. Will I? No.~ Do I enjoy being difficult?" he gives her a wider smile, "I think you're smart enough to figure that one out on your own."

"But! Enough dilly-dallying - we have a whole new Ring to explore! - What do you say?!"

[crysthalhellverse]

Yes, yes, yes, moooost definitely. And you're so calm after almost giving me a heart attack! I swear I'll kill you. Despite everything, she smiles I missed you.

Where are we going? She asks while changing clothes. Alastair is coming too? Her eyes lights up in excitement

[reddeerofstatic]

"It'd be amusing to see you try," he turns around to give her some amount of privacy. Tho the amount is likely zero due to all the eyes created angels tend to have everywhere.

"Yes, Alastair is coming too," he continues, back still turned. "He doesn't count as a sinner either, so there is nothing stopping him."

"Regarding where we may be going... Simply walking around could be nice. Experiencing the environment. We have prepared for a picnic but we could try and find some local food as well."

"I can also get us to the Morningstar Estate's private beach. If either of you would be interested."

[crysthalhellverse]

She starts throwing clothes onto the bed in a messy pile. You think I wouldn't be able to? One day I'll have to challenge you to a fight. Hmmmm, if we're going on a picnic and to the beach, I'd better wear a bikini underneath and put a sweatshirt on top. She takes one out of a drawer and stands behind the open door of her closet while she changes. Damn, the zipper on this one is broken. She puts on some shorts with fishnet stockings and high boots.

What about food? She asks out of curiosity while combing her hair into a high ponytail.

//I don't know if you have lunch at this time but happy lunch time! ^^

//Oh also I learn a few new words: "Kda on jí? On jí tady" is it correct?

[reddeerofstatic]

"Dear, I can kill people with a single thought - I don't even have to move a finger. But, we could have a spar sometime. Could be fun!"

Azrael arches a brow at the boots choice, but he isn't going to judge out loud.

"Alastair and I made some sandwiches. He also made cookies.

He did consider pasteries, but those usually don't do well in travel."

//I think it should be "kde" as in "where". The other one is correct! :>

[crysthalhellverse]

Don't look at me like that! I can change later at the beach with my powers or wherever. Your facial expressions say a lot, believe it or not, and one of my powers is reading people's minds, so I can hear eeeeverything you think about me clearly.

Oh, sandwiches and cookies sound delicious! I think the Alastor here left something in the fridge. I once met one who liked deer eyes. I can bring some if there are any left.

//Oh yeah the corrector wrote the "a" sorry. yey I am improving I think

[reddeerofstatic]

"I don't recall allowing you into my mind," the air gets sharp with static, enough for it to cut nearly imperceivable lines into Crysthal's skin. He is dead serious in his displeasure.

//Autocorrect strikes again.

//You are improving! :D

[crysthalhellverse]

Uh, oh. Relax it was just a joke. Ouch! It hurts.

//yeah T-T

//Thx ˃͈◡˂͈. Oh I notice in your language there are not articles like "the bicycle" and you just say for example "on má kolo"?

[reddeerofstatic]

"And I would like for it to stay that way," Azrael lets up, allowing her wounds to heal.

Another knock comes from the door. "Are you, good people, ready to depart?" Alastair's voice is muffled by the wood.

//Yes. There is no need for them. Does Spanish have articles?

[crysthalhellverse]

I hope you know at this point that I don't have that power but if I had it I wouldn't used it without permission.

When she hearst the knock she runs and opens the door.

Alastair! I missed you so much! Uh, can I... Can I give you a hug?

//Yes we have it and even more than in english I think. Because we have it for masculine "el, los", femenine " la, las" and single and plural ones. We also have demonstratives (demostrativos, idk If the english word is that one)

[reddeerofstatic]

"I fully hope so," Azrael scowls.

Crysthal is a kind of being he hasn't encountered before her. Not knowing exactly what her powers are is infuriating to say the least.

Alastair is hovering pretty high above the floor. Legs curled up and out of reach of any overly excited maids that may spring up on him out of nowhere.

He wants to trust that Niffty understood to not stab this particular angel (himself), but he knows quite well how her brain is usually all over the place.

"Oh dear me, of course sugar!" he quickly flies inside, setting the basket down and giving her a hug.

//Interesting. We don't fully understand the need for articles in a language, but English certainly feel wrong if we don't use them in it.

[crysthalhellverse]

Of course I wouldn't, love. Don't sulk, come on.

Oh Alastair, sweetheart, what are you doing up there? She laughs softly when she sees him floating so high, but she understands his concern for Niffty and his penchant for stabbing.

When she feels his embrace, she squeezes him gently, without hurting him, for a few seconds. My sweet deer, I'm so glad to see you! I also think it is the first time I see your face without a mask. You are adorable my dear.

//Ohh I see, I understand.

//I find ooc talk so funny haha :>

[reddeerofstatic]

Alastair lands, folding his wings into something that resembles the tailcoats of a suit.

"That is true, isn't it," he blushes a little from the sudden praise. His cheeks are covered in white freckles that match the tips of his ears and tail. Tho, even in his most angelic, he does keep an unmistakable sharpness to his teeth.

"Well, let's get a move-on, people!" Azrael spins his staff and swoops open a portal, "I know we are going to Sloth, but even there they know the joys of active relaxation!"

Behind the portal outlined in sickly green, opens up a fairytale pink grove.

Sleeping willow that looks as of it's made out of brushed cotton. Shrubbery as if made out of clouds. Crystal dust floating in the air adding it the shimmer of a dream.

//Yes. And we quite enjoy them ourselves.

[crysthalhellverse]

Oh Alastair, you're so cute when you blush. I think I'll die of cuteness overload with you! I love your freckles.

When she sees the other side of the portal, she can't help but let her eyes light up. She's never seen anything like it, not even in Heaven. Everything seems so... peaceful.

Wow, this is different. She enters and start looking around.

//I am going to bed, tomorrow I have a driving class at 9. Rest well and take care sweetie ^^.

[reddeerofstatic]

Alastair makes a startled fawnish bleat, but is smoothed by Azrael giving him a small kiss to his temple.

The two deer follow her through the portal. Neither of them have been is Sloth much. There never was a need for it outside the initial curiosity.

"Both sharp and soft at the same time,~" Azrael nudges a crysthal flower of a fluffy bush to his nose. It smells sweet yet refreshing. Like fresh sundried laundry.

Something glints on the ground, Alastair picking it up.

"I forgot that all rocks here are crystalline gems," he brings it up towards the gentle sun to watch the kaleidoscope of colours, "How lovely."

[crysthalhellverse]

Crysthal approaches a tree, admiring a bright red fruit. It looks like a pure ruby. It looks so delicious that she wants to take a bite, but it's too high up for her to reach. She thinks about using her wings. It's been a couple of weeks since her operation, but she hasn't tried them out yet.

Finally, she decides to try climbing the tree, so she jumps up, grabs the trunk, and starts going up.

[reddeerofstatic]

"You do know that either of us could have picked that for you, right?" Azrael flutters his wings.

Both the angels turn to watch her with interest. Neither does do anything to actively help however.

[crysthalhellverse]

I know, but I want to do it myself she replies as she reaches the branch and stretches her arm to grab the fruit, which is still out of reach. She decides to use minor magic to gently pluck it and pull it toward her body.

For a moment, she is mesmerized by its shine before taking a bite. "How soft and sweet" she thinks to herself as she takes the opportunity to climb down to the ground.

It's not poisonous or anything like that, is it?

//Morning! How did you sleep? ^^

[reddeerofstatic]

"It shouldn't be poisonous, no," Azrael reassures, "But it could have some medical effects. Not too much of them - it's not refined straight from a tree - so you should be fine."

//Our sleeping schedule is basically nonexistent, but we have rested.

//I hope your sleep is in a better shape than ours.

//I also apologise for the lack of responses, which will very likely continue as we have been a lot blurry and disassociated recently.

[crysthalhellverse]

//Oh honey. No, no, no, you don't have to apologize, and I'm so sorry you're going through a tough time. We'll continue when you feel ready and if you feel like it, and if not, then we'll leave it there and that's fine <3

I hope you can get some rest. Please prioritize your sleep when you feel like you can sleep for a little while. Sending you a big, big, big hug from here. If you need anything and there is something I can do please let me know, okay? I am here.

Take good care of yourself, sweetie.

[reddeerofstatic]

//We are alright, simply loopy and slower. We aren't in pain, and we are used to it.

//I simply meant it as a warning that we'll be replying more sparingly.

//If you're okay with more sparse replies, we absolutely don't mind continuing the RP. Writing is nice.

[crysthalhellverse]

//I am happy you are not in pain then ♥︎. How was your morning?

//Of course I am okay with that!

Thank goodness Crysthal replies as she takes another bite of the fruit. So, where are we going now? Alastor once told me that there were furry animals here. Can we go see them? Please?

[reddeerofstatic]

"Hmmm... I think I remember Luciel mentioning something about therapy or support animal wings in hospitals and some community centers here in Sloth," Azrael hums, "We could take a little walk around the place and see if we'll find somewhere like that."

[crysthalhellverse]

Oh, that would be wonderful! Do you think there will be any little sheep? I love how fluffy they are.

[reddeerofstatic]

"There are a lot of sheep around,," Azrael drawls as they walk to a street, "but I wouldn't advise petting them before asking for their permission."

Alastair stiffles a laugh, knowing it'd be inappropriate.

"Maybe even asking them wouldn't be the best idea,,," he points out, "I doubt any of us would want to be insensitive."

If Crysthal focuses more on the demons now walking around them, she can very likely notice the majority of them being sheep-like with a candle on their head.

[crysthalhellverse]

Oh no, no. I didn't mean touching demons. I meant if there's anywhere to adopt animals around here. Like Fat Nuggets but sheep.

[reddeerofstatic]

Both of the deer chuckle, obviously enjoying teasing the fallen angel.

"I am sure we can find a shelter around somewhere," Azrael lets his shadows loose to search around.

It doesn't take long for them to find one, only a few streets from them. It seems to be connected to one of the community centres Az mentioned hearing about before.

Alastair points out how that sounds like a good system to get the animals socialised, enriched and advertised for adoption.

They walk inside, a calm melody announcing their arrival.

"Welcome to Fluffy Haven - the shelter and amateur animal therapy centre," the front desk worker yawns, as if woken up only by them coming inside, "How can I help you?"

[crysthalhellverse]

Hey! You guys are so mean pretends to pout and be angry. When they enter the place, however, her eyes light up and she can't help but jump up and down with excitement.

Alastair, Alastair. Pinch me, please because I think I am dreaming. I always wanted to adopt a cute and fluffy animal...

Hellooooo! She greets the worker cheerfully when they walk in, even though he doesn't show much emotion. I'm looking for a little sheep to adopt. Do you have any around here?

[reddeerofstatic]

With a mischievous smile, Alastair pinched her. - He has claws. It hurts.

The worker seems to be taken aback by how the "demons" in front of him look like - not like any hellborn, that's for sure! But he just groans and lets it go.

"We have a lot of demon sheep here, ma'am. Let's go to the back so you can have your pick."

He puts down a "back in 10 minutes" sign on the desk and gestures them to the housing area.

There are many cages there, but most of them are empty. "Seems the critters are enjoying the nice weather," the worker comments. It makes a small smile appear on his lips. He gestures them to the door on the other side of the room, leading them outside.

As they walk by one of the cages, they can notice a strange sight of a light purple sheep sitting in a very "human" position in one of the cages. It's even wearing clothes! On a closer look... The creature looks suspiciously like a cherub.

Outside, the group is welcomed by a wide paddock spotted by many ungulates of many shapes, sizes, colours and fluffiness levels. There also seem to be some birds mixed in.

[crysthalhellverse]

Awwww, they're all so cute! Crysthal begins to walk slowly among the animals and starts looking between the sheep. She finds one with very soft pink fur and light brown skin lying on its back, basking in the sun. She laughs softly when she sees it and crouches down next to it to scratch its belly.

The little sheep moves her head and looks at her curiously for a moment. Then the animal closes her eyes and lets out a soft bleat as it smiles, and Crysthal moves her caresses to her ears. She picks her up and returns to the worker and the two deer.

Az, Az, Az, look! She places the sheep in front of Azrael's face as she smiles broadly looking just like Alastair. She's beautiful! She's as adorable as he is!

Can I adopt her? she asks the worker.

[reddeerofstatic]

"She is beauty, she is grace, she's about to lick my face," Azrael steps back with an expression of lighthearted disgust, making Alastair laugh.

The worker look at the sheep and checks his spreadsheets.

"Yeah, sure, nobody asked for her yet. The pink ones are really common so people usually don't pick them. A shame really..."

"Before I sign her off to you, I do have to check if you have everything needed for her care however," he hands her a care sheet for demon micro sheep.

Seems the sheep needs to be allowed to roam a pretty big area where it can't eat anything it shouldn't. Plus, it obviously needs grass, water, some fruits and minerals to add to its diet, daily grooming and yearly veterinary visits. Luckily, as it is a Hell sheep, it can't overheat like Earth sheep can.

"So... I'm guessing you are a first time owner... Will your guardians vouch for you?" he looks to Az and Al, seemingly interpreting Crysthal as their child.

[crysthalhellverse]

Yes, I have everything this little one needs. There's a vet near where I live, and I can take her for a checkup tomorrow. I promise I'll take good care of her. I'll buy her everything she needs, and she'll be very happy with me. Isn't that right, little sheep?

When she hears the word “guardians,” she can't help but burst out laughing. She laughs, doubling over with the little animal still in her arms.

Oh, you're so funny! They're not my parents. Do you think I'm a child? I'm older than you'll ever be. Besides, my parents... they, well, they died when I was very young. She lowers her gaze and feels her eyes moisten a little. The little sheep smiles at her and sticks out its tongue to lick her cheek. Crysthal hugs her and holds her close in her arms.

Don't worry, little one, you're not alone anymore. Now you have me and I have you she murmurs.

And, well, can I adopt her?

[reddeerofstatic]

Alistair puts a hand in quiet support on Crysthal's shoulder when she mentions her parents.

The shelter worker nods, gesturing her to fill the needed paperwork.

"She is all yours," he stamps it, making Crysthal officially the new owner of the fluffy demonic sheep.

When they walk out of the shelter, Azrael can't hold his curiosity anymore and pets the sheep. Alistair does so quickly after.

The little creature may be the fluffiest sheep in the whole universe!

Now, with such a cute new addition, they can continue their little adventure they set upon that day.

//Hello. So sorry for essentially ghosting you. We were very unwell and then the anxiety of not replying set in, making us not reply for further.

//I don't think we are going to get better any time soon, so I tried to write this reply as a conclusion to the RP - the sheep being an established pet for dear Crysthal.

//We are deeply sorry for stringing you along for so long.

//Thank you so incredibly much for writing with us all the things you have. Our time with you has been splendid. We do hope to see you around, but we cannot promise with clear conscience to stay in touch. Life's just a lot.

We wish you the best! :>

[blue-tailed-artist]

[reddeerofstatic]

Greetings Alastor, my question to you is if you are currently keeping a secret big or small from any three (or all three) of your partners right now, and if so, what?

(hii, I would come up with something more interesting but idk what 😔)

Hmm... A secret. What an wonderfully peculiar question!

I am quite the private person after all, so not sharing everything is a given, and, I'd dare to say, even healthy.

There is many things they don't know the details of - for example, how exactly my childhood looked like, how I acted while trying to summon Luciel (looking back, my theatrics were,,, less than refined at the time), how I fully look like... It's nothing grand.

From time to time I keep a secret some plans I have made for us, but those secrets are only temporary.

(That is completely alright, dear. Pulling questions out of nothing does tend to be difficult.

I and the others are grateful for any questions, be it about us, our writing or the world we are from. :> )

[rogue205]

Alastor:

[flyinglvy]

Alastor introducing Lucifer to each one of his historical scars, they surprisingly has its own story! Or... Alastor made them up, who knows

Non-sexual intimacy because this trope with this ship mean a lot to me

[expressions-of-nature]

Mount Etna, Italy by Bernard M

[bambistjames]

non-writers will never understand the mental illness of writing an entire conversation in your head while doing dishes and then forgetting every word the second you open a blank doc

[herpsandbirds]

Blue-winged Teal (Spatula discors), male, family Anatidae, order Anseriformes, SC, USA

photograph by Anthony Martin