Funny radiostatic (or radiostaticapple) fic where Vox shows up at the hotel to bother Alastor after the Extermination
He tells Charlie that, since they did so well in the Extermination, he wants to help her spread her message and what better way than video advertising? (So much better than whatever that old timey prick has done, right?)
Charlie, suspicious, wants to know his REAL goal here. And Vox lies that he wants to reconcile with Alastor after their friendship fell apart KNOWING that this will get him Charlie's trust and cooperation.
He's right. Almost too well.
Charlie, looking like the world's happiest puppy, decides to HELP Vox do this by setting him and Alastor together on "activities to help build friendships and end rivalries!!!"
(Dates. She sets them on dates. Somehow, she's the only one who never realizes this is what she's actively doing).
However, both Alastor AND Vox want to be in Charlie's good graces because having the princess of hell trust and like you comes with a lot of power. So now they're caught in the world's dumbest game of gay chicken since they both refuse to be the one to back down and risk disappointing Charlie here.
They're trying to kill each other every time Charlie looks in a different direction.
And if you want the radiostaticapple direction, Lucifer accidentally makes one (1) comment about Vox and Alastor having to go on dates and making fun of them, and Charlie then deciding HE ALSO needs to learn how to make friends and stop fighting with Alastor.
So now all 3 of them are on the world's most awkward dates as they simultaneously try to get the others to break and be the one to disappoint Charlie first, while acting like they're having the time of their lives the second she's looking at them.