milf city is real but we're not going there.

saw wave enjoyer

[kittenslurpingmilk-deactivated2]

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

im not horny it’s something else entirely. really wish there was a word for it

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

i think i just want to run. Like i just want to run

[the-wolf-and-moon]

Swirls of Jupiter

[bells-lettres]

local matchmaker losing it over yet another unrealistic demand from the clientele 🤣🤣

Translation by me. :))

[veliseraptor]

i am terminally A Sucker for characters who have a towering and generally earned ego about their own ability and absolutely no self-worth about themselves as a person at all. intoxicating combo.

[anarqueeen]

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

[anarqueeen]

why is this the one

[theofficiallorddgc]

[pikopichunchunmaru]

[dummy-dot-exe]

Blue Dragon by Fosqie@fosqie

[whentheskittlesfightback]

pjackk is like if jesus kept dying for no reason

[cutecipher]

can tumblr stop futzing around with pjackks corpse

[cutecipher]

its unsanitary

[jadeharleyinc]

You're obsessed with his worthless pig iron corpse. It's like your Jungkook. Embarassing!

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

[sosuperawesome]

Camille Fourcade on Instagram

[watasnak]

what the fuck are my mutuals doing

[aflo]

Settlers of catan

[sosuperawesome]

Camille Fourcade on Instagram

[wildfire-starter]

🫳💨🪨

[mcnuggyy]