The Self Proclaimed Shingou Guy

Yes I have reclaimed my title. I am also the number one Gregory Edgeworth kisser. Please read my pinned post.

[reddiamondyeet]

Hello! This is a pinned intro post.

You can call me Red.

- I am aroace. Please do not make sexual comments regarding me.

- I do not tolerate exclusionists of any kind.

- I use they/them and nothing else.

- I post about anything I feel like, but mostly Ace Attorney and Pokemon.

- I don't really have a dni, I just block at my own discretion. If you annoy me or something similar, I'll block you.

- If you see my vent tag (Red Rants) on a post of mine, please try to remain sensitive and open minded if you choose to interact with it.

- You can still include me in them if you want, but I will not respond to or participate in tag games or anything similar.

- If you hate on the characters or ships that I openly enjoy or otherwise connect with (which shouldn't be too hard to find), then this is, obviously, not the place for you.

- I dislike drama, so don't try dragging me into it.

(I'll add things here as I deem them necessary.)

[simplyjustfucked]

[counterpick-me-irl]

SEIS fag sex? En esta economia?

[reddiamondyeet]

Just realized it's called the gatewater hotel cause it's a pun off the Watergate scandal. Cause. Wiretapping. They made a fucking Nixon joke in this game.

[reddiamondyeet]

I gotta be real lang pisses me off so bad. I've cursed him out like eight times at this point. I hate his assholishness he's not even funny about it what is even the point.

[reddiamondyeet]

Okay yeah I officially hate lang.

[reddiamondyeet]

I gotta be real lang pisses me off so bad. I've cursed him out like eight times at this point. I hate his assholishness he's not even funny about it what is even the point.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[anablepsian]

These are the most fuckable bookshelves I’ve ever seen

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

[card-designers-without-borders]

[reddiamondyeet]

Just checked cause I felt like there was a running theme in my fics and just from what I can remember without rereading all my fics about 20% of them seem to mention or reference Manfred eating or drinking in some capacity. Weird theme to have for him specifically but okay.

[reddiamondyeet]

Only in Tomodachi life can you have flying radioactive shrimp eat your car right after you heated it on the bonfire.

[reddiamondyeet]

I love how the way that I have my von Karma family ocs set up (as well as the way I fill in the gaps with canon's spotty lore) implies that the entire first vk sibling trio (Oscar, Elizabeth, and Manfred) all chose their own deaths.

Oscar willingly took an explosion instead of Manfred and ultimately died from complications relating to those injuries many years later (with the slight little detail of someone unplugging his life support, likely at his request). Elizabeth was so close with Oscar that she fell apart without him and took her own life when Manfred ignored her letters to him. And Manfred I headcanon took his life in prison soon after hearing the news about Miles "choosing death". The literal suicide siblings.

[deckardv]

shoutout to the one dude who was doing a presentation in my class and was about to explain a specific topic, and said "let me break it down for you" and just started breakdancing. in the middle of his presentation. and then continued on with the presentation as normal. dude's a legend. this is a university class btw

[reddiamondyeet]

For my birthday, I present you all with quite possibly my most self-indulgent au to date.

Rabbit ray Gregory....

There was supposed to be a shiver leviathan Manfred to go along with him, but unfortunately, after two hours, his design still sucked absolute balls, so I had to take him out back and shoot him. Might try again at some point, though.

[reddiamondyeet]

The more I think about Dahlia the angrier I get. She was in a relationship with a twenty year old when she was FOUR-FUCKING-TEEN. The way she acts indicates that she's so used to being dehumanized into an object of desire instead of a person that she tries to use it to her advantage which I don't even think I have to explain the things that implies. She's full of anger and bitterness about how badly the world around her has treated her. She's been forced into a situation where she has to care about herself and herself exclusively in order to truly make it. She's seemingly only trying to escape the horrible situation she's in and the lengths she has to go to in order to do that cause her to spiral into crime and hatred AND. The entire game is spent making all of this into HER fault and something she DESERVES because she's EVIL.

I'm so pissed. I will never not care about Dahlia Hawthorne at least somewhere in my heart.

[danielkanhai]

i hate when apps know that i’m screenshotting something. when i screenshot something, that’s me acting outside your realm of understanding, app. i am beyond what you consider the observable universe. you’re not supposed to perceive me. we don’t know when god screenshots the earth. we don’t know when he’s like, “okay i’m just gonna take a pic in case i ever want to add dinosaurs back to something later and don’t remember how.” and if we did, we wouldn’t act all smug about it like, “hey, you wanna share that post? you could just click here to share it.” no, man. you didn’t catch me. i screenshotted this for my own reasons. what’s next? i can’t take a photo of my computer screen with my phone out of laziness without being shamed by the printer i don’t own?

[ottoillustrates]

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

[questions-about-blorbos]

If your Blorbo were a real person with an anonymous Tumblr account, would their blog be famous?

Yes

No

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[reddiamondyeet]

Things my dad claims to have invented:

The phrase "by the skin of my teeth"

The fucking internet????