obsessed with the idea of Unicron using human lingo/slang cause he’s been trapped inside the earth for so long.
Like his pissed at Optimus so he calls him a fucking chud and tells him to fuck himself.
Megatron isn’t leaving him alone so he tells him to stop yapping and says that he’d rather help Optimus’ Choppelganger than Megs.
Unicron would probably take some slang literally lowk. Like for example, Scorge or some minions of Unicron would tell Uni to break a leg and Unicron would hand me down ACTUALLY break a leg.
But not just with the slang, Uni would know ALOT about humans. Like our culture, our war and everything else. I honestly wouldnt be surprised if this knowledge made him even worse than he already is. Bro would prolly even hate some of our slangs and culture like brainrot. BRO WOULD DESPISE BRAINROT.















