Anus play

Welcome to my humble abode. Everything here is of pure humor, love for music, and an all around great time. Enjoy yourself, relax, and live the adventure. Much love.

[fuckoffcal]

[moonemojii]

[moonemojii]

*studies for 2 minutes*

[balfeys]

Leonardo Dicaprio getting his Oscar engraved at the Governor’s Ball.

[regulative]

[lokigodofmischieflaufeyson-deac]

[quotemadness]

In any given moment we have two options: to step forward into growth or to step back into safety.

Abraham Maslow (via psych-facts)

[virtualgeometry]

Tokyo / Fuji postcard

[msnichxxx]

Make her pussy wet not her eyes.

[yaramcokderinden]

Make his dick hard not his life

[drinoo]

Break her bed not her heart

[shindysbaby]

play with her boobs not her feelings

[naastygyal]

Get on his dick not his nerves.

[allurice-deactivated20170412]

always salt your pasta while boiling it 

[phantomrose96]

Well oneof you is lying

[radophobia]

[iraffiruse]

[blamethewolf]

calibraptor:

Oh my god I’m glad I’m not the only person that sees this

[goodtypography]

[ruinedchildhood]

[flaminggoosememe]

[shortvideosandstuff]

Polymer balls that are invisible in water

[werewarg]

IMAGINE PUTTING LIKE 10 IN SOMEONE’S BATH AND THEY GET IN THEY JUST START FREAKING OUT BECAUSE ‘THERES SOMETHING TOUCHING ME BUT THERES NOTHING IN THE FUCKING WATER WHAT THE FUCK’ OMFG

[bogleech]

you’re not thinking big enough

make them in the shape of people with huge long fingers and hide one in every swimming pool in America

[grandegarlic-deactivated2020120]

please calm down satan

[omoroi]