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Miki || 26 || Aspiring Polyglot || Crazy Stationery Lady || Absolute K-Pop trash Honestly I just need a tumblr for all my fandom needs so here we are

[mamoru]

where is the poll button

[psych-is-the-name]

only some people have it

[mamoru]

thanks. can I ask you another question

[psych-is-the-name]

go for it

[mamoru]

how did you put the entire fucking bee movie in your header?

[spicyvampire]

CHERRY MAGIC! THE MOVIE (2022)

[bite-sized-devil]

Lucifer: "Ah MC, how are you this fine morning."

MC: "Alive unfortunately."

Belphie: *Holding a knife* "That's an easy fix."

MC: *Opens arms welcoming it*

Mammon: *Grabs MC* "Oi whaddya mean 'unfortunately'."

Lucifer: *Rolling his eyes* "You should be used to waking up this early by now MC."

MC: *Blankly stares off into nothing*

[papa-rhys]

“They’re not cancelling chemo appointments for the queens funeral, they’re just rearranging them for another date”

Ah yes, cancer, the disease that’s famously known for not being highly time sensitive

[fivemanwaltz]

I unironically and whole-heartedly believe that anyone who has a procedure or surgery or appointment cancelled on the 19th, who dies before it can be resceduled, should be legally considered to have been murdered by the crown.

[darkacademicfrom2021]

They did WHAT???

They did

WHAT

[gb-patch]

Hi! I was wondering is there a chance that in our life 2 that Qiu or his parents heard us call him our future husband? I keep thinking about it like we don't know if he shut the door yet and the neighbors are pretty close together. He totally could have heard that

They didn't overhear it unintentionally. Neither did anyone in the Baumann family. But there will be chances to have that choice be relevant in other sorts of ways.

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[theconcealedweapon]

[kactusnz]

this is the funniest fucking graffiti I’ve ever seen

[just-shower-thoughts]

Queen Elizabeth’s birth was probably announced via a telegram and her death via a Tweet.

[skywalkcranakin]

[hannibals-favourite-meal]

Business

Jason: I like your new pants! Y/N: Thanks, they were 50% off! Jason: I’d like them better if they were 100% off. *winks* Y/N: The store can’t just give away clothes for free. Jason: That’s… not what I meant. Y/N: That’s a terrible way to run a business, Jason.

Damian: Please take me home

[narwhalsarefalling]

oh yeah have i ever told yall of the academic war i have been an unwilling soilder in for the past two years

[narwhalsarefalling]

okay SO. i have two professors that both teach this one subject, but different classes. they have different last names, so i didnt know this at first and espically since they are academic RIVELS at my school, but they are MARRIED. but for the past 8 years they have been in an academic WAR of geospatical sciences data. more accurately, the raster vs vector data debate. i am personally on the side of “both have their pros and cons and can be utalizied to the utmost efficency” but both professors are like, DEADLOCKED in insistanting one is better then the other

so, professor A is my mentor. i like him a lot, and he was the main person that taught me the most abotu Eris and ArcGIS. professor B is a professor i had one for class, and shes nice and knows a lot of little tricks about Eris programming but mostly relies on arcMAP because shes the raster data professor.

and THESE MOTHERFUCKERS. have written no less then 30 papers that is basically like a “re: re: re: re: re: re: vector data is better then raster fuck you” but like, Professionally. and they leave stupid notes in the footnotes that read “Reguardless of Professor A’s opinions reguarding the efficency of Vector data, Raster data has a more efficant polygon computing rate and is the most commonly used program on interplantaring mapping” and its HILARIOUS

[narwhalsarefalling]

ive read all of their papers, and its basically like reading an email chain between a married couple arguing over the colors of the kitchen backsplash for their new home. its HILARIOUS. but obviously, because of their differnet last names and because they act like they HATE each other, NOT VERY MANY PEOPLE REALIZES THEYRE MARRIED

until like LAST WEEK

[narwhalsarefalling]

professor B publishes a paper that casually drops the word “husband”

and obviously all the students are like “oh i didnt know u were married!” because we read that shit like how white suburban mothers read People Magazine

[narwhalsarefalling]

and shes like “yeah, its Professor A”

[narwhalsarefalling]

and we all FLIPPED. THE FUCK. OUT

[narwhalsarefalling]

we thought the framed picture of the two of them on professor A’s desk was ironic because hes that type of guy

[narwhalsarefalling]

like, you gotta undestand. these two have gotten into YELLING matches in hallways. these two refuse to go onto trips with each other. but apparently they have a system where they quite LITERALLY leave all of their work at work and drive home in seperate cars and literally NEVER mention work at home. it is SO funny

[beez-n-crackers]

[ytmp4-deactivated20220804]

not to brag but im halfway done filling my basement with gasoline💪

[mornington-the-crescent]

[prestomcnumb]

playing w the background

twitter: https://twitter.com/prestomcnumb/status/1553280966927548416?s=21&t=R-3PmnTuHEIRnDpz8KBZZA

[king-monky]

thanks keyboard, when I accidentally typed hest instead of best I totally wanted the hest (norwegian word for horse) emoji

[lilium-orientalis-deactivated20]

It can happen to the

of us

[solarishashernoseinabook]

[Image ID: first image is some replies from tumblr user king-monkey: oh that’s a shame. it can happen to the (horse emoji) of us

best* not (horse emoji)

Second image is a closeup picture on a brown horse’s face /end]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[bear4butch]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

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[theradicalace]

[animusrox]

[lesbian-deadpool]

Loki: I’m a wanted man.

Valkyrie: That’s impossible. You weren’t even a wanted child.

[fairycosmos]

“abortion is nobody’s first choice” actually i know multiple people whose first thought upon finding out they were pregnant was getting an abortion. and when they did, it was a healthy normal medical procedure that they hold no guilt over as far as i’m aware. people hate to see it but that’s what the process can and should look like