[flunkett]

all i do anymore is display symptoms

[dogpuppy]

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[mevil]

[vikhytherm]

goodbye chiikawa

oil paint on board, 2026

[eroscestlavie]

[omoroi]

the miralax is working... at last...

[yiddishfisting]

howling

[deanwinchesterapologist]

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

[fungusamongusblg2]

[intactics]

swearing eternal fealty to a bug I found

[human-pet-they]

when the author describes someone dying and you can just tell they’ve never actually died by the way it’s written

[fidelcostco]

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

[memorycycle]

i should quit my job and search for the golden ant

[memorycycle]

its actually going pretty well

[vibratome]

[raggedycrafts]

Tomatoessss 🍅🍅🍅

[sandmandaddy69]