i love to sleep

How does one escape their own mind

[redheadedtrash]

[bob-belcher]

[redheadedtrash]

Unapologetly feeling great, mentally. Physically, I needa stop eating bread lol

[redheadedtrash]

There are so many things that are going wrong right now but it's a Monday and so many good things happened today. I'm going to take a selfish moment and just live in it that for a moment I just don't care what's happening around me that I'm just so happy wth people accomplishing things and that I'm accomplishing things I just wanted to take a sec to say it

[foulserpent]

i call all my friends after 20 years of no contact and invite them to visit me at my house, which is a farm in the middle of nowhere. they approach the farm gates and i appear looking like this

[sneeking]

..go on…….

[foulserpent]

i lead you into the barn where i live and offer you snacks and refreshments. it’s a bowl of minnows and 3 caprisun pouches

[brightereyes]

accept the capri sun, cautiously refuse the minnows

[foulserpent]

i tell you that it’s fine, leaves more for me, but you can tell im a little hurt. we watch cutthroat kitchen in silence, i seem to be attempting to drink my caprisun through my gas mask, but im failing miserably. you say nothing.

[brightereyes]

i say nothing

[foulserpent]

at one point i go into a shed and bring out more caprisun pouches and a single triscuit for you

[brightereyes]

Thanks

[foulserpent]

youre welcome

[gollumstolemyprecious-deactivat]

The most disappointing thing about Spider-man Homecoming was that they didn’t include a shot of the entire outfit Tony buys for Peter after he tells him he has no other clothes, cause I mean: 

[milesmoralles-deactivated201710]

honestly? iron dad came through??

[etherealnoir]

Audience Member: What’s your favorite flavor of ice cream?

Trump: I just want to say that I’ve been a long time lover of Ice Cream. I liked Ice Cream before anyone else, and, in fact, I own stock in every ice cream company ever made ever. And you know ice cream is made from milk from cows. Cows that Obama poisoned by peeing in the grass fields. And now 100% of 40% of cows have manic depression-

[taurusgirl13-deactivated2014081]

[otigre]

me when I pretend to be sick to stay home then my mom leaves the house

[cookii-whore]

[redheadedtrash]

Idk how a slipped disc turned into a twisted vertebrae and pelvis but then again the dude at the ER never showed me my X-ray and thats the best part of the FUCKING VISIT

[georgecuntstanza-deactivated202]

[redheadedtrash]

Love a good iced tea

[redheadedtrash]

My bones are cracking

[redheadedtrash]

Just gonna take a lil break from society for a quick minute, as if I don't do that a lot now but even more so .. even though I must talk to 7000 people at work a day and they are loud and cheery and I am just tired always

[redheadedtrash]

I've finally gotten over the hump of my phone screen being cracked. And like that, she has moved on . How symbolic

[spacedlexi]

if anyone would like to learn a couple tricks for carving pumpkins:

- dont cut out the top to scoop out the seeds, cut out the bottom instead. this way the pumpkin doesnt cave in on itself and lasts longer - sprinkle some cinnamon inside at the top after carving. this way when you put the candle in it smells like pumpkin pie

[topsiders-tanlines]

this is the quality content I wanna see on my dash

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

- rub the i sides with lemon after you’re done scooping. This will also help preserve the pumpkin

[dashaibo]

It’s fucking June, at least wait until the fourth of July, you animal.

[frowningfox]

I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of me disemboweling this pumpkin.

[pleatedjeans]

via

[owloftheforest]

This is what society needs, less stigma around gay people trying to find what everyone else does. For people who aren’t lgbtq to understand that we are just trying and if you aren’t attracted to us don’t take it offensively or weirdly and just politely say no. I wish I had the courage to give guys my number in public.