love me.

due to personal reasons i will be struggling

[catchymemes]

[enigmaticpink]

Harold she's a lesbian

[megaceros]

small fat low poly birbs

[murkypluviophile-blog]

jiggle, my sons

[wildmansters]

The best use of jiggle physics 

[dresupi]

[hotvampireadjacent]

i know there’s a lot going on right now but why isn’t the media talking about random chimp events ?

[hotvampireadjacent]

Look people, you should always have a plan of what to do in case you find yourself in the middle of a random chimp event. A random chimp event can happen anywhere at any time in almost any place. Think you’re safe in your own home? think again. unless you live in a military grade bunker a random chimp event could even begin in your own home.

If you’re above 20 you may not know what to do, but they have begun preparing children for this. Ask your kids or someone young you know who goes to school what the procedure is for a random chimp event. They have drills just like they do for earthquakes now.

if anyone has any other tips feel free to add on.

[coachella-sucks-this-year]

Though the word "random" seems to imply that it is erratic in nature, a random chimp event is only random in the sense that we have no tools to predict or prevent them, and could start in any moment. You need to know that chimps will not behave at random and will make use of forethought and advanced strategy to destroy you, your house and your family. They do it because they enjoy it and because they monkey. They can't be reasoned with, and fighting will put you in disadvantage. Also, killing, hurting or otherwise antagonizing chimps is against several international conventions for war crimes and conservation of species, so you need to act accordingly, by doing S.I.M.I.A.N.:

*Stop on your tracks

*Indoors is safer

*Monkey

*Inmolate if necessary

*Always be prepared

*Never cry

By following these simple steps, you can buy time to your loved ones, and help most of them remain safe. I hope that helps.

[johnnyssilverhand]

BOMBSHELL (2019) DIR. Jay Roach

[thanager]

[flyandfamousblackgirls]

More ladies who participated in Trans Visibility Day (Mar 31st)

[guerrillatech]

tenants: my main source of income is gone, this sucks

landlords: tough lmao fork over the rent

tenants: no

landlords: omg my main source of income is gone, this sucks

[shingojira]

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

[uglygirlstatus]

i literally cannot stop thinking about this post

[puyopuyo]

you know i got that wiimote strap on

[puyopuyo]

i didn’t mean it like that and y’all know it :(

[cemeteryraves]

tag yourself quarantine clothes

[bisexualwario]

[everythingfox]

Wow that cat looks so real

[juicedboxes]

@6o6

[isopodde]

TOM NOOK IS HERE TO COOK YOUR BOOKS

[animalcrossingeternal]

the duality of animal crossing players

[hgedits]

Just because we’re floor workers doesn’t mean we’re morons.

[merlinsbearditsthedoctor]

listen, if I ever to get to that point where someone asks me what advice id give to the youths or whatever, it’d be unionise. join a union, get your friends to join a union, get your co-workers to join a union. Thatcher and her cronies destroyed the unions in the 80s for a reason. UNIONISE.