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"I'm Red Leader's right-hand arm. Man. I’m Red Leader's everything. I'm his confidant, his best friend. His silly rabbit."

[redleaderssillyrabbit]

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My name's Pat, I'm 23, and use he/him. I'm a Patryck fictive. No DNI, I'll just block you if I don't like you. Doubles fine.

We also have two Matt fictives (classic, legacy), a Paul fictive, and a non-canon character, they might also use this blog but probably not.

I should probably clarify that both myself and the body are the same age, just to make sure there is no confusion.

This post will be edited later to add tags I use for ease of access.

[cikero]

I MUST DEFEND WOMEN ONLINE

[coughloop]

Fuck i just got shot you gotta suck the bullet out beffore it kills me!

[curled-up]

canine tumblr tag urself

[memewhore]

[akihatohnoofficial]

The difference between a knight and a dog is that a knight can question its orders

[kazehiki]

anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

[cannibalchicken]

[coughloop]

Under communism the wait staff will not ask if Pepsi is okay. You will not even find out that's its Pepsi instead of coke until you take your first sip. Unless you train like me, to know the difference from the sound of the Fizz alone, that is the only way we can beat communism and I can teach you. Take my hand. Not like that you grabbed it gay. Stop. Giggles. I SAID STOP

[kosmogrl]

[powerburial]

*at the firing range pointing guns at my head*

instructor suppressing a laugh: thats funny as fuck but u cant do that here im gonna get in trouble

[redleaderssillyrabbit]

GF and I have been playing Borderlands 2, which is fun because I am playing as Gaige and she is playing as Bald Salvatore so we look like a teenage girl and her divorced weekend dad at Hot Topic

[redleaderssillyrabbit]

I also get to ask it to play Borderlands with me like this

[redleaderssillyrabbit]

GF and I have been playing Borderlands 2, which is fun because I am playing as Gaige and she is playing as Bald Salvatore so we look like a teenage girl and her divorced weekend dad at Hot Topic

[xquisitedeadguy]

It's SKActober 🏁 🎺 u know what that means 👀🏃‍♂️ Skanking awareness month 😯🕴️ 🎤 send this to 12 of ur closet rudeboys 🤵 🎸 that love that upstroke 🎷 🎷 🎷 🎵 🎶 🎵 🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁🏁 SKA-LO-WEEN 📯 is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are RUDE 🕴️ of the BOYS!!! Forward this to 7⃣ of the 🏃‍♀️ SkAnKiEsT 🏃 rudeboys 💁that you know will get some 🎺 soon !!! If you don't, be prepared 🙍for 3️⃣ 1️⃣1️⃣ days of bad luck ⚠️ 🍀 ‼️ATTENTION ‼️🏁 🎷 ALL SKALLOWEEN 🎃🕸🎹 SKANKERS 😚🤜 ITS TIME TO GET SPOOKY ☠️🕴️ YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS👏GET 👊CROWDKILLED👊 BY A 💀SKELETON 💀SHOVE ✊🍭CANDY 🌽🌽CORN🍬IN YOUR 👉TROMBONE 🎷 AND 🙅DONT 🙅‍♂️FORGET 😩🙌TO BLOW SOME 💏DRACULA 💉HORNS 🎺 🎶 SO PUT 🔛 YOUR 👔 👟 SUITS AND GO 🚪DOOR TO DOOR🚪👀🏃 BEGGING FOR THAT 😍UP🏁 STROKE😍 SEND THIS TO TWELVE1️⃣2️⃣☠️SPOOKY 👻 RUDIES🕴️ TO 👁SHOW 💁🏼THAT YOURE READY TO GET SOME 🍫CHOCOLATE🍫 COVERED 🎸 STRINGS🎸 🌽 BOO!! Sorry did I scare you?! WASSUP GURL😉😉😊 ITS SKACTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁 AND IF YOU👈🏽 ARE GETTING THIS👇🏽😘 IT MEANS UR A SKALLOWEEN 👻🎃👻👻🎃 👻🎃👻 RUDIE🏃‍♂️ 🕴️ 🏁 🎷 every year in Skactober the jack o skank🎃🎃🎃 comes to life🙀😻😻🙌🏽👏👏🙌🏽 coming to harvest 🍁🍂🍃 his rudies for SKA-LO-WEEN🏁 🏁 💥💥🎈🎂🎉 send this to 15 other Halloween Skankers or else you a TRICK🎃👻👻 🎃 IF YOU GET 5 BACK UR A SKA-LO-WEEN TREAT😋🕴️ IF YOU GET 10 BACK UR A RUDIE WITCH BITCH🎺 😍✨🔮 BUT IF YOU GET 15 BACK UR THE SKANKIEST

[escuerzoresucitado]

[nosongunsung11]

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic

[ashstfu]

having so much love in your heart is beautiful and amazing right up until you’re alone in your bedroom clutching at your chest and whimpering like a wounded dog

[probablymoons]