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MOVED TO @kalashnikotine

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here are more pride therian symbols <3 in order: - Asexual - Aromantic - Agender - Xenogender - Genderfluid

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jesus holding a lamb

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ya'll who's up for group meowing

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the aircraft emergency frequency (known as GUARD in the usa) is SUPPOSED to be used for emergencies. the frequency is 121.5 mhz. it is for all international air distress and emergencies and stuff (theres a different one for military)

however. for some goddamn reason. for at least the past ten years (maybe more) there has been meowing. random pilots going “meowww!” on the emergency frequency. this is often followed by at least 8 different people yelling “GUARRRRD” “YOUR ON GUARD” “STOP FUCKING MEOWING” and at least 3 others meowing also.

i have a radio and often tune into this frequency if i want to hear local airplane pilots/control tower operators act like absolute fools.

here’s some operators using GUARD to try to contact a flight that went missing (they found them) and just the absolute nonsense, the one guy spamming caribbean music, the voice changer, and the meowing and guard police are so fucking funny. GUARD is always doing shit like this. its great. (note that he isnt on the frequency until 1:30, so the other shit is just normal coworker conversations. “who the fuck eats honeydew” is just two coworkers not abusing resources).

usually radio etiquette is a lot more professional for these guys but mistakes do happen. people tend to be pretty quick on the jokes tho. if you ever want to listen to the funniest shit ever a lot of amateur radio operators upload the funniest dialogue they catch on youtube pretty often.

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@antifatemptress is this true?

[antifatemptress]

Yes, unfortunately this is true. Pilots are children. And since we're all legally obligated to monitor guard at all times when able, these guys know they always have an audience. Things I've also heard on guard include:

• someone barking, which was nice variety and very much appreciated to see more canine representation in my field

• airline captains making full cabin announcements, not realizing they were transmitting, followed by several other pilots asking questions as if they were in the cabin

• airline captain making about half a cabin announcement before stopping cold, pausing for about 3 seconds, and mumbling "...I am so fucking sorry," then presumably making the announcement again to his actual cabin

• two pilots for different airlines speaking Italian to each other (one of these was actually my captain, the other guy was a friend from his last job)

• pilot doing a radio shockjock voice saying "aaalrighty folks you're listening to one-twenty-one-point-five the GUARRRRRRD, bringing you the lastest in aviation disasters, mishaps, and tragedieesss! Up next, four more hours of nonstop cat soundssssss!"

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Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995-1996) / Mouthwashing (2024)

inspired by this post

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Neon Genesis Evangelion (1995-1996) / Mouthwashing (2024)

inspired by this post

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DIRKJAKE WEEK DAY 4 - YEEHAW

pictures taken 5 seconds before disaster

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Reuploading this in separate bc ive seen the meme pic be quoted with them like 10 times today

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BGM：✉

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ma theres a weird fuckingng cat

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[ s ]: rap

post that actually made me laugh while making it

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beanbag chair psychology

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Collei will always be disabled to me🩷🌱🍄‍🟫✨ her chair is powered by dendro !

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“slut era” i whisper to myself as i rot in my bed, sick like a frail victorian child