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[toastbutteregg]

id be so scared LOL

[redlibra14]

This is just funny to me for some reason. It looks so goofy and I love it.

[redlibra14]

Stephanie: Man, they look like a real handful. How do you deal with them? Sam: *watching Alex screaming in agony, Wendy trying to set a sleeping Nick on fire, and Kim choking on air* I don't know either.

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Peter: Fool me once, I’m gonna kill you.

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Nick: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier. Violently practices. Alex: Violently studies. Kim: Violently sleeps. Wendy: Violently shoots pictures. Carly: Violently boxes. Sam: Violently murders people. Kim: Violently worries about the previous statement.

[redlibra14]

Terry: How's the sexiest person here~? Carter: I don't know, how are they~? Terry: *flustered* I- Alex: *from across the room* I'm doing great, thanks!

[redlibra14]

My Statement

Hello everyone, 

This is RedLibra14. Im making this post to let you know that someone has hacked into my tumblr. And they have been extorting me for money and posting my nudes everywhere. Nudes that they made me take by threatening me. So if you receive any inappropriate photos of me, know that it’s not actually me sending them. Not only that, this person has been threatening to hurt me and my family for some time. 

Another thing, this person has also been deleting my posts. So I hope this answers your question as to why some of my posts have been deleted. They deleted 18 posts in total as of making this. I woke up this morning and noticed that they were gone. And I have been trying to repost them for the past couple of hours. So if you see any posts of mine disappearing, just know that it’s not me doing this. Same goes with the nudes. The person who has hacked my account is known as 4kspy. Don’t believe a word he says. You can find him on Twitter. 

And if you don’t believe me, I have a screenshot as proof. 

He has been stalking me on social media as well. I’m currently looking into making sure this guy doesn’t get ahold of my other social media accounts.

So sorry you had to see this. 

-Redlibra14 

EDIT: I forgot to mention that if he tells you to post it everywhere, DON’T DO IT! For gods’ sake, DON’T DO IT!

[redlibra14]

*Sam is cooking* Peter: Any chance that’s for me? Sam: It’s for Isaac. I’m planning on making some bad choices tonight, and I need them on my side. Alex: I never realized the forethought that went into being a disappointment.

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Carter: Bridge the generation gap by combining old and new slang into one! Rory: Tubular AF! Erin: Mood to the max! Hunt: *annoyed* Groovy, I hate it. Peter: *just as annoyed* If she breathes, she’s a square.

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Ian: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Peter: This knife is actually a magic wand. Carter: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Hunt: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Olivia: What the fuck is wrong with you people?

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Sam: Peter and I are having a baby. Alex: That's gre- Sam: *slamming adoption papers on the table* It's you, sign here.

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Peter: Why are your tongues purple? 

Alex: We had slushies. I had a blue one. 

Carter: I had a red one. 

Peter: Oh. realizes and finally gets it OH! 

Sam: You drank each other's slushies?

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Peter: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos. Ian: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard. Carter: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos? Hunt: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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Peter: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Carter: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Peter: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Erin: Actually I did the math, Carter would have $225, not $0.15. Carter: Girl, I’m right here.... Ashley: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda 🙂 Peter: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Ashley: Sorry I only have a dollar Peter: 😦 Erin: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Carter would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Ashley: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Erin: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Ian: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Erin: Apply juice to what Hunt: Directly to the forehead Carter: Great chat everyone

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Carter: Why isn’t the statue smirking at me? Peter: It isn’t smirking at anyone, they’re all just imagining it. Carter: Three of us saw it, Peter. How do you explain that? Peter: *points at Ian* Sleep deprivation. *points at Erin* Paranoia. *points at Olivia* Delusional personality disorder.

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Peter: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? 

Carter: Nope, absolutely not. 

Ashley: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. 

Erin: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. 

Hunt: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. 

Ian: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Dennis: I trust Isaac. Peter: You think he knows what he's doing? Dennis: I wouldn't go that far.

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Peter: How did none of you hear what I just said? Carter: I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours. Hunt: I got distracted about halfway through. Ian: Ignoring you was a conscious decision.