#partianterash

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Peter: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something? 

Carter: Nope, absolutely not. 

Ashley: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through. 

Erin: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life. 

Hunt: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you. 

Ian: I can't wait to go to your funeral, knowing I could've changed that outcome.

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Peter: *Posts a super low-quality image to the group chat* Carter: If I had a dollar for every pixel in this image, I’d have 15 cents Peter: If I had a dollar for every ounce of rage I felt in my body after I read this text, I would have enough money to buy a cannon to fire at you Erin: Actually I did the math, Carter would have $225, not $0.15. Carter: Girl, I’m right here.... Ashley: If I had a dollar I would buy a can of soda 🙂 Peter: while you’re there could you buy me an apply juice please? Ashley: Sorry I only have a dollar Peter: 😦 Erin: Hey I just realized my friend is right, Carter would have $22,500 because it's a dollar for every pixel, not a cent Ashley: If I had $22,500 I would buy a can of soda and an apply juice Erin: You can buy anything you want with $22,500 Ian: Yeah and they want soda and apply juice Erin: Apply juice to what Hunt: Directly to the forehead Carter: Great chat everyone

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Carter: Dumbest scar stories, go! 

Peter: I burned my tongue once drinking coffee. 

Ashley: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it. 

Erin: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade. 

Hunt: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. 

Ian: I have emotional scars.