When you look at your inbox after a popular girl reblogs you and it's suddenly full of hundreds of trans women who need powers and looks like
Anyway, let's get started! *cracks the knuckles on my tiny cat-bunny paws*
@miraclemaya Stars, granted! This somehow doesn't overlap with suns or moons, so enjoy your niche! Have Space too just because it fits the theme and this magical girl onslaught you've caused is fun for me.
@flippin-egg-because-noodles Electricity, granted! Please don't fight with Lightning girl. She was talking a lot about sinister things and it made me worry.
@comegetyoursister You didn't specify so I'm picking and you get Bats!
@ardienteprofeta Sunlight, granted! Praise the sun! \o/
@esthermika Plushies granted! This power comes with a commemorative plushie of yours truly. Enjoy your complimentary cat-bunny-thing.
@dollgirllandsknecht Swords, granted to the proud knight. Stand as proud and tall as a doll can.
@pokeballvictimized Cutting, nightmares, and entropy are all firmly in evil town, regrettably. Sooo Lightning, granted! Please don't fight with the girl who got electricity.
@haboat You must be swift as the coursing river, with all the force of a great typhoon, because you get Water!
@canjustdeflecttheemeraldsplash Lasers are an element, because if they're good enough for Nanoha to redefine the concept of overkill, they're good enough for this.
@garden-of-edens They're gonna be power rangers explosions where they can't explode people super well, but you can still blow up buildings and stuff, so feel free to live that Megumin chuuni dream!
@wizardwithawand Rock! Oh weird, all the stones are shaped like legos. Well, have fun with that!
@2ws2ls Sowwy, no Shadows here on the good side. You, my crepuscular comrade, receive Twilight! The line between night and day, the liminal times, the quiet moments... I have no idea what this power does, but you can probably make it do shadow stuff. Comes with a really cool cape.
@ontologic-catgirl Durability, granted! Stand strong, swordbreaker, bulwark, tough enough to lift the kettle with no pot holder-lady.
@msh2o2 I gave out water already, so you get... Sea! The tides, the waves, the deep dark. Are you a mermaid? A naiad? I have no idea, but it's cool!
@honouredsnakeprincess I don't think I- oh wait, it's in the bottom of the bag. I didn't think we had that- it feels like such a darkside power. The condition for getting Vampire a good magical girl is that you're stuck pretty firmly in the realm of haughty ojou-sama vampire who can't drink blood on-screen because we're rated PG. But you drink a lot of red fruit juice. And you know very well that's not the acronym I meant.
@patchworkbuffoon I already gave out Stars, but I've got a nice shiny new Planets in here where the planetary rings of stardust form cool bracelets for you and you can hit stuff with the force of an asteroid sometimes if it's plot relevant!
@taurcatfoxgirlpolearms Someone is feeling Lucky! You may have to fiddle with the costume a bit because Luck likes to come with a rabbit theme and I think that's gonna clash with your animal thing.
@rhoselacksthorns All magical girls carry the seed of Hope, but you'll carry it as a blossoming joy. Shine and grow, hopebearer, galanthus nivalis, the first flower of spring.
@zanpapa Uhhhh... I'm gonna give you Healing. I feel like you're gonna get into trouble with anything I give you, so go heal a couple cancer wards or something before you do. And you're not allowed to use it to heal people you torture.
@lillyviarabbit Does everything feel lighter? Because now YOU'RE DEFYING GRA-VITY -*i get sidetracked badly singing wicked songs for five mins and nearly forget to give you the power*-
@mollymusicbox Sound, granted. It comes with a cool music box leitmotif too. Please don't judge my singing for the last girl too harshly.
@estrogenesis-vaporeongelion wtf you got termed again this site sucks wtffff *cough* I mean uh yeah Technomancy, granted! I'm not even gonna complain if you use it to destroy this site's admins. That's a good deed, so it's magical girl a-ok!
@phenoct I think this is just you tagging for later reference, so feel free to request something specific. Otherwise... I can't grant Leviathans, that's a no-go, but I do have Summoning? The stuff that comes out is mostly fluffy critters, but it's still pretty cool.
@gallantblade To the chuuni system, one who lives every day with their heart(s) bared and lovely, I could only ever grant Heart. Or if you want it to be suitably chuuni, I'll say it like
@low-polly unfortunately, the chuuni directly in front of you in line claimed Heart, but I can offer you a shiny new Toys? That's a fun power.
@faerytaletgirl I am looking, but only until I realize you meant Breath, not Breathe. And Pneuma the sacred Wind is the world's breath. Granted!
@nauseapuppy Poison is not allowed, but I can do Alchemy? Or Medicine? Basically every medicine is a poison in the right dose.
@foxgirldick Fog+Space = Illusion for the foxgirl! Don't get into TOO much trouble, okay?
@cottageslimelass Slime, granted! No bones, no problem. You don't stain carpet, and you even smell nice. My current dnd character is a slimegirl. <3
@cuckerfailson I gave out Sun already, soo let's see... Ah, this one's a bit esoteric, but I think you'll appreciate it. Sol Invicta, The Unconquered Sun. That's basically Sun except you've got kind of a war/military theme. (if you peek under the hood it's technically Indomitability, but close enough) Also I violated causality to see your second post and just want to say that I granted Love to a girl about five mins after this moment. Time is a real B sometimes.
@ghostly-harmless @theafrochick Chuuni has kind of come into vogue, hasn't it? I'm not gonna say no if you really want some super dramatic power after I just granted someone Sol Invicta... If you two think of a power, I'll do my best!
@roundearthsociety The joyous part of being a magical girl is that no yuri is truly doomed. A magical girl is one who turns doomed yuri into saved yuri. To a girl who's concerned with matters of the heart, I grant, Love. I can't get you a date though. If you're fumbling girls, that's still on you.
@himejoshiknight I don't think I can do Envy for an MG, and definitely not Blood, and you're right, you don't feel like a Plants girl, soo... Metal, granted! But you can get fairly conceptual with it. I dunno what conceptual metal means, but you get to do it!
@softsunlightprincess You are entirely correct! It's just that water tends to be a very sidekick/second fiddle power for magical girls. Also I wasn't paying attention to the first post from 18 months ago and already gave it to someone higher in the list. The girl you cut in front of wanted Light, so you get Crystals. Granted!
@superoffsetrhombus I accidentally violated causality and read your post before prev's, so I knew you wanted Light. Stand proud, pharos, your light will lead the way!
@mixingmetaphorsoup Am I seeing double? Triple? More?? Ah, must be Mirrors!
@treesurface Much like the award-winning 2008 platformer, you're thinking with Portals. Try not to fling yourself into any infinite loops before you figure out how to stop your momentum.
@riderthehenshin There's going to be a lot of annoying people arguing on reddit that your power is actually something ridiculous and conceptual like "Light Spectrum" and that's why you're secretly hyperpowerful, but they're wrong and we don't care about them, so I'm giving you Colors!
@roze-gallant I think I did wind already, so have Plants. The best time to plant a tree is... right this second, because your thumb is very, very green. Please fix my tomatoes while you're here.
@in-a-state-of-trance I can't grant antizionism for various reasons, so how about Understanding? The world needs more of that, and also I watched Gnosia this year, and the act of knowing and being known is very powerful.
@chiaroscuro-pneuma We're all protagonists of our own stories, so I can't grant you something you already have. I'll grant Magic, but you'll have to pick either a stage magician theme or a witch theme. I don't make the rules on that part, it's just baked in for some reason.
@lovelovevalentine Gonna have to be Flowers! Maybe befriend the Water, Sun, and Plants girls and see what kind of wild blooms you can make. I'm partial to daffodils because they're the first thing that grows in the spring here.
@harpyboytits How gloomy, some might say. =) I granted Electricity and Lightning already so how about... Galvanism? Like, Bioelectricity stuff? So you can power your frankenstein body? I finally read that book this year and was a little disappointed the lightning thing was from the movie.
@veincube There are a lot of girls with big smiles who really want Heart today... Unfortunately, a very chuuni girl already beat you to the punch. How about Joy or Laughter instead? You have such a lovely smile, I think it'd be nice to spread some of that energy to everyone.
@the-missing-number Computers, granted! You'll never need to download more ram now, cuz you'll always be surfing the internet superhighway. You might be surprised to find it looks exactly like how it was depicted in Digimon/Summer Wars in there, weirdly enough. They got that part right.
@poorwhayfairingstranger Sowwy. We're only rated PG, so no blood. How about you get uh... where is that? Ah- there we go. Chi! Power over vitality and lifeforce itself. You can't touch-of-death people, but you can do cool wirefu moves and make weapons out of your life energy!
@demonmuttmusings Correct. The feedback has really reinforced that I was too flippant about the joys of chuuni-ism in my original post, and I'd like to say I've warmed to it since then. For you, Rainbows, granted!
@missmaisyrose I'll never rain on your parade, because you're granted Weather!
@emitter-of-learjets I gave out Color already, and I'm not sure how we'd do Pink... How about Candy? Or Wonder? Something to really brighten the room.
@tammog Ice, granted! Somehow no one else picked that this go-round yet. Please don't fight with whoever gets Fire too much. That kind of rivalry is always such a risk of handing out Ice and Fire. If you wanna practice your chuuni ice moves, maybe that bit from the one DBZ movie where Piccolo comes out of a glacier like a badass?
@helirubys Correct and tagged. And for you, the power of Names, so that you may tag all things and make them Known.
@dykeymothmaam I've granted every variation of electricity so lemme dig deep in the bag here... uhhhhhh wait! There we are! Electromagnetism! It's the peanut butter and chocolate where you get the best of electricity and magnets. I don't know how they work, but they're neat!
@mysticscorpia Teleportation, granted! I really wanna rewatch X-Men 2 now because of that scene where Nightcrawler teleport kicks all those dudes, but watching Brian Singer movies just feels wrong now... Anyway, go see some sights around the world with your new powers.
@madz-the-3rd Plants? In theory, yes. In practicality, no, because someone else already got it. I can grant you Nature though. That's like plants scaled up with attitude.
@kenku-aracne-shenanigans I do not. For your friend who wants to be closer to pets, I grant Transformation. For you, who was kind enough to ask for her, I grant Birds.
@glovefae I was too harsh, certainly. For you, the power of Faerie. Perhaps a bit redundant, but now you get it with a magical girl flavor.
@shadesofthemanifold Utena Hiiragi is a national treasure. For you, I grant Hypnosis! It comes with one of those goofy swirling discs that you wave back and forth so it's a bit cheesy. I don't know how well this actually works on MGs, so you might end up being stuck in "questionably useful jrpg status effects" zone sometimes.
@samimasen Already taken, alas. I can offer you a lovely little power called Prism though. It can be a bit conceptual at times when you split things into their component parts, but you can use it to make rainbows. It looks really neat too!
@totalmemoryfailgirl Toon powers, granted! Try not to get any ink on the furniture, but definitely enjoy being able to do the rubber-hose animation thing on your limbs. That always looked like fun.
@i-just-wanna-read-shit-no-popup For the girl who is concerned with what is right, and what wrongs are done, I grant Justice. Not blind, for what is done in the world must be seen to be judged.
@chthonic-thought Insects, granted! You'll need to fiddle with the costume settings. It defaults to butterflies. Which is... it's not bad, but the wings are like 8 feet span, and the last insect girl knocked a bunch of stuff off my desk by accident. So I won't miss butterfly wings much.
@lemnisrewind I've given every variation on plants and such so far... Let's see whats in this big bag of supernatural concepts here... Ah, how does Spring feel? Not the sproingy kind, like the season. And lots of plants grow in Spring. It's a bit esoteric compared to plants, but I think sometimes big-picture type elements are more fun to figure out.
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