Gandalf: So I’ve developed an elaborate plan to save middle earth from darkness
Elrond: does it-
Gandalf: it involves hobbits again yeah
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Gandalf: So I’ve developed an elaborate plan to save middle earth from darkness
Elrond: does it-
Gandalf: it involves hobbits again yeah
belly driving and crying thinking about conrad while drivers license by olivia rodrigo plays in the background
Frodo: Sam hates Gollum, but that is what I shall become once I have lost myself to the ring… he’ll despise me…
Sam if Frodo did turn into a Gollum: That’s a very nice fish you caught with your bare hands, Mr. Frodo, and its very smart of you to eat it raw, saves us the trouble of starting a fire. I knitted you a sweater in case you get cold running around in that loincloth of yours. Is the sun hurting your eyes? I’ll kill it if it’s bothering you. I’ll kill the sun
i'm a swiftie. i watch rom-coms. i have unrealistic expectations for love. where the fuck is my wes bennett?
There is one patch of sunlight that falls in my apartment and every time I see it I think ‘a cat would look so good there.’
I got a cat and she found it.
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Haven't read Rule Of Wolves but i am sure this is how the scene went:
Wylan & Jesper confortably cuddling in their bed at midnight
Nikolai dragging a lying Kaz in a pull cart: Van Eck, Fahey! Brekker is dead!
Wylan: "GASP"
Jesper: WHAT?
Kaz: "sitting up" That´s right! dead serious about this new heist proposal!
This is why Kaz ALWAYS has a backup plan.
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Jesper and Kaz are probably one of my favorite friend duos bc at first glance it feels like the bubbly extrovert just adopted the grumpy introvert and wore him down into friendship - and you can tell that’s how Jesper sees it too. A classic take.
However, the more you get to know Kaz, the more you realize that in actuality it was probably Kaz walking over and being like, “yeah, you see that guy? The piece of trash wearing the entire color spectrum? The dumbass who won’t shut the fuck up? Who flirts with a paper bag? Yeah, that one. The guy clearly trying to hide he’s Grisha like nobody else is going to notice? Uh-huh. The gambling disaster who reminds me of my dead brother and is gonna cause me some residual trauma to be around? Yeah, that bitch. The clown whose sharpshooting talents I can exploit in my gang? Yep. Exactly. Him. Yeah, so - I call dibs. And no, he is absolutely not allowed to know he’s my friend. I’m sending two guys to beat the shit out of him as we speak.”
And it’s even funnier to me because the essence of the friendship just strikes me as…
Jesper: Yeah, Kaz has no choice but to be my friend even if he doesn’t want to be. I practically bullied him into it (:
Kaz, internally: It’s hilarious you think this relationship was ever your decision (:
the original crows trio is amazing because jesper is so excitable and bubbly and inej has more heart than all of ketterdam put together and yet both of them have chosen as their favourite person a mean little guy with the temperament of a wet cat
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People be like oh you’re in your 20s you have a whole life to live but I already feel as if I’ve missed every opportunity and made all the wrong decisions and it’s just fucked now
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