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Don’t use AI to write. Use childhood trauma like a real poet.
this is, as the kids say, frying me (a glasses wearer)
Additional update to this
One time my optometrist told me I had "great vision, but poor focus" and I laughed for like ten minutes and he was all "yeah, I could have said that differently."
there’s a used bookstore in rural western massachusetts (the montague book mill) whose motto is “books you don’t need in a place you can’t find” and i just feel like that summarizes tumblr too
posts you don’t need on a site you can’t search
A solar eclipse and the Milky Way seen from the ISS
One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this
"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.
I’ve read a lot of “Ilya and the Centaurs are protective of Shane during their first game against the Metros” fics, an I LOVE them
but hear me out: Shane ask not to be coddled and Ilya resorts to ragebaiting him on the ice instead.
Ilya makes an offhand comment about keeping an eye on him during their game and Shane jumps because he’s a professional hockey player, has been for over a decade, he can take the heat thank you very much, and when Ilya points out the whole team will be probably coming for him, he’s like:
“Yes, I am the best fucking player in the league. The entire team coming for me is, like, a normal game night for me”
because he is The Shane Hollander and Ilya is kinda proud and very turned on by the sudden cockiness.
Until game night rolls around and ofc some of the team make comments about having Hollander’s back and Ilya has to swear he didn’t put them up to it (Shane won’t admit it but it makes him feel all warm inside, that’s his new team hell yes).
So 1st third he’s taking it like a champ but by the second, after he scores, the hits & chirps keep getting meaner & it’s getting to Shane. At some point he’s struggling to get up & Ilya skates by and says
“You good, Hollander, or do you need me to kiss your boo-boo?” with THAT tone and it makes Shane startle, but he chuckles and tells him to fuck off.
after that Ilya keeps chirping AT HIM, like he did back when they played against each other “no, no, don’t get up, I can score all the goals we need”, “taking nap, Hollander?”, “maybe you need to find softer sport, yes?”
And somehow Shane finds it easier to focus when he’s feeling annoyed and competitive and as usual Ilya is just pushing him to be The Best he can be (everyone else, Metros and Centaurs, is extremely confused by this… except maybe Hayden).
The Ghost of Cassiopeia, Sh2-185 // B_Blair
the thing about heated rivalry is beyond the actual hockey games it's never shane vs ilya. it's shane vs the shame or ilya vs the horrors but they're always walking towards each other. always together, even when they can't pick up their heads and see it. so yeah shanegirl this ilyagirl that but do not forget that from whence you came (the hollanov combination torture nexus/sex dungeon)
I know the only reason that people aren't crazy for terminator on here is because there's not another dude to ship Kyle reese with but you must put aside your yaoi goggles and realize that Sarah Connor, insane war criminal single mom who decided to teach her kid how to make pipe bombs before he learned to read and self appointed doomsday prophet, is the best character of all time
She got told her kid was going to grow up to save the world so as soon as he could walk she fled to Colombia so she could find a deserter green beret to teach him guerilla tactics but she made him pancakes out of powdered mris so he would turn out normal. Worst woman in the WORLD I love her
And she looks like this
tumblr users on march 15th
i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam
youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga
may be the best response to dumb comments like this
"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked socrates and he said the only thing he knows is that he knows nothing
i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven
Lead poisoning FROM BULLETS. The Romans would have started breaking out into hives and sacrifices by three pm