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$LAYYYTER
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if i look back, i am lost
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Mike Driver
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trying on a metaphor
blake kathryn
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@redlipsbluetears
The law of transgender equivalent exchange: The number of bright-haired lesbians and completely average straight dudes in grey hoodies will always remain equal, as whenever one transitions to the other, someone else is transitioning to the opposite direction.
Original colour palette from @fivepointpalettes
my blasphemous hair secret is that if you're using semipermanent dye, that's pure pigment, no chemical processes. so you can leave it on your hair as long as you want. So i try to keep it on for at least 3 hours to get as much pigment in there as i possibly can for suuper vibrant color that will last forever (not actually forever but you get it)
That's my second slightly less blasphemous secret if you put a grocery bag over your hair it won't dry out and you can let the dye set until the end of time also helps avoid getting dye on stuff other than your hair
my third blasphemous secret is summoning ghosts
They hung a sign up in our town
" lf you live it up, you won't live it down"
So she left Monte Rio son
Just like a bullet leaves a gun
Hold On 🤎
I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.
beautiful compilation from @orc-sign-language
Hotch: Emily told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion
“from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality” took me out
That was the concussion
i didnt choose the thug life my mom picked it out for me
it was on sale
thanks mom
i cant speak for other polyam people but being in a triad/throuple relationship in real life is just inherently funny. show up to the family function with two guys and everyone else has one guy. just seems like a power move every time even though we're just living our lives. hilarious. i recommend this for comedic value alone
i love tumblr if i had made this post on twitter someone would have tried to murder me in the streets
i read "polyam" as "polearm" at first and for a split second this post was about lording it over the fools who only have 1 tile of melee range
People will literally see a sage green building and be like "what if it was white" 🙄
People will literally see a unique little house and be like "what if it had beige vinyl siding" 🤢
People will literally see a gorgeous Victorian painted lady house and be like "what if we knock it down and make it a carwash" 🤮
People will literally decide to build a community center for their town and then be like "what if it looked like a prison" 👹
People will literally see a mom and pop store going out of business and be like "what if we had a 3rd Dunkin Donuts there" 💀
People will literally see a vacant lot and be like "what if we had 6th dollar store there" 🤑
People will literally see a 40 year old bowling alley and be like "what if it was storage units" 😵💫
finally a fully inclusive list
that quote like “god gave us transness for the same reason he made grapes but not wine; yeast but no loaves — so we may partake in the divine act of creation”
- Julian K. Jarboe, quoted in Something That May Shock and Discredit You by Daniel M. Lavery
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This person understands. I keep seeing people in the notes who dont get it saying “oh its just haikubot’s creator” shut up shut up it’s a bot made by another human to take our words and turn them into art and art is the greatest fucking form of love on this earth. Art is seeing something and showing that it is beautiful. Art is the story of one person saying i love you i love you i love you and thousands of people saying it back. Do you understand? The bot is the love because that’s what it was made to say.
Holy shit
emily prentiss packing derek morgan tf up: a saga in 6 scenes
“Death is a rare mercy” Alright folks, time to add a new quote to the list of things that go hard and sound like they’re from classic lit, but actually come from unexpected places
This is all true and I will not be taking criticism at this time thank you
you.
had a voice like music
and laughter like champagne bubbles
eyes the color of sea glass
like the jewelry your parents made
always smelled like vanilla
but inside you were a stone cold killer
hands like an artist
would think you'd play the piano
but you played my heartstrings instead
you're not here
it's been 15 years
and you still have control of my head
I don't know what it makes me
but I'd still welcome you into my bed
and give you everything that I am
you already have it but
if you needed a written invitation
here it is
pretty girl I'm yours
always have been and always will be
it's you
So I'm trying to figure myself out again after getting out of a long-term kinda abusive relationship and I'm trying to navigate liking people again. This shit is hard.
