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[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

OP: My mundane life hacks (cr 永放光芒)

[willgrahamscock]

awesome that you can form a bond through gay sex which neither of you are engaging in, you're just both thinking about it really hard

[willgrahamscock]

one day you just wake up to 30 dms from your mutual across the world and they're like imagine if these characters were trapped in bikini bottom and they had to fuck or die and you're like, yeah tell me more

[thepinkpestilence]

in road to empress, 80% of canon divergence options will lead you right to death and the rest to happy sapphic endings. you just have to go through every choice to figure out which is which.

[sweet-shut-eye]

Never been about me

[spiribia]

the conversation was pleasant enough and we both had a nice chuckle but i saw you reload a save right before it. what did you do to me? what did you do?

[hyperions-fate]

A Labour MP and Cabinet Minister reported one of their constituents to the police for emailing them about Gaza, which led to their arrest in a dawn raid. In Britain, the classic liberal advice ('write to your representative!') means having PC Shit Beard and his sex offender friends ramming your front door down.

[worstgirleva]

ctrl+a, ctrl+z, ctrl+x, ctrl+c and ctrl+v are so important to me that i barely even see them as keyboard shortcuts anymore. they're like my comrades and friends, my 'nakama' even. my rpg party

[worstgirleva]

Z is a healer who undoes your wounds, A is a tank with aoe skills, X is a dps with a samurai aesthetic, V is a mimic and C is a support class who copies buffs

you would think a unconventional party like this would get nowhere, but they're actually the strongest ever

[communist-ant-hill]

Ya'll remember how online games made specifically for children were programmed in a way that made it practically impossible to share your personal info?

When age, gender, location was censured like profanity in the name of protecting kids?

But suddenly the Only Way to keep children safe online is to make sure that they have 0 privacy?

Yeah ok. Sure. For the children.

[yorickish-deactivated20240226]

once had a conversation with a greek where he got mad about someone calling it "turkish coffee" cause it was really greek coffee and since then I've had on backburner the idea that if I ever end up in a conversation with a greek where alexander the great comes up I'm gonna go "oh I heard somewhere he was actually a turk" and see where that takes us

[phaeton-flier]

This is like reading the diary of an ancient Chinese alchemist who just discovered gunpowder, noted it was somewhat flammable, and wrote that he wondered what would happen if you put it in a tube so all the fire went out one end.

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[honeylemony]

FUCKING DEVASTATING

[arabian-knight]

The hatemail game on this website is insane

[salamanding]

this comic was originally meant to be a metaphor about my current depressive slump, but o was ironically too depressed to do more than 7 pages. i also didn't realize that it's kind of just Kafka's Metamorphosis but ✨for girls✨

[suzani]

Incredible and gorgeous 17th century Ottoman tent from the Dresden State Art Collections.

[aldergroves]

peer-reviewed tags by @theradioghost !!! that is so cool

[egberts]

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

[grynwood]

God's merry band of misfits

[hopelessghostr]

Honey, we have guests. Bring out the fine china.

[ghost-opal]

Tech companies have discovered a new anti-pattern recently and its called violating your muscle memory by putting links to shitty features nobody likes where the most commonly used button used to be

[ghost-opal]

I call the kinds of UX designers who do this "tech pests"

[timeturner-jay]

An extension of this:

An ad popping up a few seconds after everything else has loaded, pushing everything downwards and moving itself precisely into the spot you were just in the process of clicking.

[accordionlover]

one of the worst things abt being australian is always seeing out of touch thursday posts on fridays. makes me feel somewhat. out of touch.