don't talk to me.

jigsaw i am not stUck in an office. how did words get here that i did not write. anyway. i probably do not like yoU so do not bother speaking to me Unless yoU have been granted that right.

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(psssst. to all the new follows. hi. it’s me callie. and this is my sister’s blog. i’m jUst being a prick and following people for her. please don’t mind me!)

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derseprince replied to your post “<hacker voice> i’m in.”

(its changed ;) )

thank yoU dear!

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<hacker voice> i’m in.

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Oh, great. She’s a cherub? You were expecting a troll. Not only that, but she has wings, and she uses a rifle - both things you weren’t originally aware of. Whatever, you’ll work around it. 

As if you’re letting her hover above you like an asshole, though. You launch yourself into the air, keeping your distance for now but getting at least on her level, a little higher maybe. 

You snarl at her words. 

“YOu REALLY THINK YOu CAN BEAT ME THAT EASILY, YOu ARROGANT PRICK? I’M NOT WEAK. COMPARED TO SOMEONE MORE IMPRESSIVE, PERHAPS. BuT FILTH LIKE YOu? YOu’LL BE NO PROBLEM, I’M SuRE.” 

You have your wings spread your wings to their fullest extent as if to show them off, but keep your wand by your side. You’ve been channelling energy into it ever since she showed herself, ready to hit things off with the strongest blast you can muster, but it’s quite obviously preferable that she doesn’t see until you release it. 

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Well you could be using your wands right now but man, a rifle just feels so much better right now. Why choose magic when you could fill something with bullets? Hell yeah.

Her sudden movement has you trigger happy, and your aim follows her as you spray bullets. Boo, how dare she try to fly higher than you. You adjust your aim towards one of her wings.

“me? weak? what horribly incorrect implications. have yoU even SEEN my powerUl thighs? i have been WORKING OUT, if i wasn’t aboUt to brUtally mUrder yoU i woUld be telling yoU to feel my mUscles.”

That probably came out wrong, but whatever. You don’t take too much note of her wand, really you don’t even care much, you don’t see her as a threat in the slightest. It’s not that you’re not wary, you just really don’t care.

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((rp is very serious business))

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Anyone wanna join me suffer feel free!

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from the series of: I did not draw since months what even is drawing?!?!

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Jadebot: Awakening.

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Jadebot looked at both of them as if she saw them for the first time, but it only lasted seconds. She wanted to run her hand down her face. Useless gesture she did learnd from observing Miss Creator. And now, just like that she found out she was gone? She failed her primary option. She was suppose to guard Jade Harley, protect her from harm as well as her friends. And she failed it. It did make her feel… Bad things. She never felt that many negatives all at once. Fear, uselessness and loneliness. She did not understand them, they were totally and entirely new and it made her oh so confused.

Dipper was talking, she did register it but not process it, not just yet. Except the overwhelming knowledge of her creators passing. And how she wished she knew exactly what happened.

Her head turned to Dirk and she nodded, without the usual smile.

“You did the right thing. Someone could have messed with my programming”

There was a pause. She did attempt to access short memory data banks but she kept getting an error and the flashing bits and pieces of data only did as much as making her even more terrified.

“I am not sure how much light I can put on the case. My short memory banks have been heavily damaged. I am trying to apply as much fixes as possible but it is all chaotic mess of disorted images” She speaks, flat toned again in a best attempt not to freak out. “Is she really gone?”

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Dirk nodded. This was understandable, though he was surprised her long term memory was not effected as well. It was almost as if someone deliberately destroyed only her short-term memory at the time she was damaged. Which is what probably happened. However, he’d already had a few plans in this case. One of them would actually do very well here.

“Lil’ D, listen. You heard what Jay here said, her most recent memories are a jumble of images she’s in no state of mind to comprehend. That means we’re going to have to help. Lil’ Jay, I’m going to need you to give Dip-n-dots temporary access to your short-term memory. While you’re sharing that, I want you, Dipping Sauce, to take screen shots of as many comprehensible images as you can grab. Take the UI labeled “WereDoingThisMan.dmg” with you, it’ll help you take screenshots and might find things you miss.”

Dirk picked up one of Jadebot’s arms, beginning to tinker with the connector systems at the shoulder.

“Lil’ Jay, I’m going to attach your right arm now, if you think you’re feeling up to it, and you don’t detect any unknown anomalies in your programming. I’m putting an emergency deactivation switch here, which will cause it to go limp and disable if I think you or the arm tries to do something fishy. Like I said, we need to be cautious, especially in this first stage.”

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Yes sir!

Dipper would salute if he had the hands for it, but he’s definitely making the gesture in spirit. Upon access granted, he’ll “grab” the UI as instructed, and get to work sorting through what jumbled images remain.

But I just want to clarify, that I’m actually named after the Big Dipper, so referring to me as Lil D is pretty inaccurate and kind of embarrassing. I mean the Big Dipper is what everyone looks for first, so they can find the Little Dipper. I theorize this is prooobably a reference to my insatiable need to find and provide answers to everything. Plus I have a birthmark on my forehead shape like the Big Dipper.

This was definitely very important and vital to say, especially if he can’t use Dipper’s real name. Extremely vital.

As for the images he collects, what’s left before everything cuts to darkness anyway, shows images of Jarvis when Jadebot was helping patch him up, a very distorted and pixelated image, possibly caused by electrical shock? And finally, imagery of shining robotic eyes before the rest comes up black.

Okay there’s really not much to work with here, someone reeeally didn’t want us seeing what happened.

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You only decided to go up to the roof before she arrived to avoid the inevitable squabble over who goes up first, seeing as the only way up involves turning your back on the room, and there was no way you were ever planning to fight her inside. Almost everything you own is in there! You did not, however, ever expect her to listen to your advice, as as expected you soon hear the sound of things knocked over and destroyed from inside, punctuated by sickening laughter. Brilliant. Still, nothing on the floor or sarswapagus is of much value to you; anything important gets put on your desk. But if she dares touch your brother’s side… Eugh. She shouldn’t have to go near there. You hope she doesn’t. 

Crouched on the roof, wand drawn, you let out a low growl. You’ve donned your god tier outfit in an effort to appear a little more formidable, but despite that coupled with your now large build and impressive wingspan, you still get the feeling she won’t be all that intimidated. You don’t think you’ve ever met her in person before, come to think of it. The racket she’s making is making your heart pound. Can’t she give it a rest? 

“HuRRY uP AND GET uP HERE, ARSEHOLE!” 

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At the sound of her voice your tongue rolls out in disgust. First of ask, how dare she tell you what to do, secondly, the familiar sound to her voice is almost disorienting. God you hate alternates like you.

Still, you oblige her request, flying up through the hole in the roof, quite literally, putting good use to your wings just to show off, really. You remain hovered in the air, spreading out your wings.

The moment you spot her you're already drawing your rifle. Ohh it feels like ages since you've used this thing! It feels damn good to have a finger on a trigger again.

“nice hive, i had fUn playing with yoUr shit. any last words before i blow yoUr brains oUt, cUnt?”

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==> Jigsaw: Take out your anger on someone. You're on your way to do that right now in fact. You're clearly taking very well to Jade's death, aggressively fighting with everyone you see is very healthy. You'll jump on the transportilizer, input the coordinates, briefly let sis know you're leaving, then off you go. Well, not before switching out your bowtie for the white one with the cherub enchantment. You're not dumb enough to fight her as a troll. You're supposed to make it to the roof without trashing anything, but that's a stupid thing to trust you with, because you're going to kick over anything and everything you see along the way. You'll make it up there, eventually. Laughing the whole way.

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hotshithaxxorbitch said: ur watch is helping transfer and soft through all jadebots data so hopefully we can get a p accurate picture of what happened, dirk or me will let everyone kno when shes back online an we kno whats up -- hm, i see. thank yoU for informing me. that little bUgger.. u_u i will keep my eye oUt for any Updates. this is why yoU are decidedly the best, miss roxy.

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hotshithaxxorbitch said: thats part of why were bein so careful w rebootin her, no ones sure what happened, presumably whatever effed up jade effed up jadebot too, dirks got her whole physically fixed so were just crossin our fingers the datas no irredeemably corrupted -- .. i woUld like Updates on this whenever things are sorted oUt. if that is really so, then i gUess i am less bothered by my watch being in someone else's hands. keep it as long as needed. it is important to me that i know what happened to jade, yoU see.

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hotshithaxxorbitch said: idk who put it there apparently whatever ai is in it wanted to help, idw to disconnect it rn bc idk what dirks got hooked in over there and also while jadebot reboots all the signals in or out of the house r jammed so i couldnt send it over anyway -- wanted to help, yeah okay. maybe it walked there on its own, i don't know what that dUmb thing can do. apparently it can do whatever it wants to. inclUding go behind my back. stUpid dipper watch. what even happened to jadebot, i thoUght it was jUst jade who was hUrt.