Nov 2, 2020
our timeline’s discord server is an experience... a moment btwn six and @hotshithaxxorbitch as immortalized by @woofbeast
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our timeline’s discord server is an experience... a moment btwn six and @hotshithaxxorbitch as immortalized by @woofbeast
@hotshithaxxorbitch liked your post:omg dirk.
you had one job!!!!!!
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i learned to read/speak rly weirdly and let me tell u i have said some words that i did NOT say rite and then ppl were like ‘yo wtf are you on abt’ lmao
now i’m not a linguist, but i can confidently say languages are bullshit, learning the right way to say things is really hard
go forth and be incomprehensible tbh who cares
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oh i do lmao the money is all from like timeloop bs bc im from the future, i fund a whole buncha shit w it
rehab progs, childcare centers, medical debt, soup kichens n shelters, etc
those are all fuckin solid choices
so do you just have like infinite money from time bullshit and thus literally cant give it all away without crashing the economy
cuz thatd be fuckin wild
With a quiet zap, a present appears in Flora's house. It's a pink bag, stuffed with pink and green tissue paper, shedding glitter and confetti. There are two boxes and a card inside. One box contains a pink rice krispie treat heart, frosted to say 'ur the top dog!'. The other contains a gold necklace with a bunch of delicate little stars hanging from the chain. The central pendant is a cresent moon, with 'maid of honor' engraved on the back in script. The card, which features a pink cartoon cat and dog watching cartoons, reads "flora! i love you so much! happy vday!"
> To say your bawling is a bit of an understatment. Your snotty and gross but your heart is so full as you finally steady yourself to put the necklace on.
> You love your friends with your whole, stupid big doggy heart.
@hotshithaxxorbitch replied to your post: can you aloof doofuses maybe say something?? :p
no they would explode immediately
i mean youre right but!!!!
hotshithaxxorbitch replied to your post: Hello, all. I have finally returned to this...
how dare u im at least quad gay, thats my starbux order
My apologies.
Everyone who reads my previous post is triple gay, except for Tumblr user @hotshithaxxorbitch, who is quadruple gay.
@hotshithaxxorbitch
Are you doing okay, Roxy?