Tis Douchebaggery

[hathorslove]

[vanish]

[bilboswwaggins]

[straytank]

[chiptuens-deactivated20170324]

Why use a printer? When you can use an ink cannon?

[silverdyneconnoisseur-deactivat]

What. The. Fuck.

[jumpingjacktrash]

#this is so fantastically unnecessary

[bead-bead-deactivated20190901]

This is like….steampunk levels of excessively dramatic engineering and I love it.

[hipsterzombiesquad]

This needed its own post because as cute and funny as this is, I hope its one of the last times she feels this threatened around us. All I wanted to do was clean your tank, Kate. I didn’t mean to give you a frighten.

[cutereptiles]

Frightened Cinnabon.

[william-snekspeare]

handy two-step guide for my bearded dragon on how to be a little bit picky sometimes 

[chaoscorvid-deactivated20181218]

It’s a leaf! Eat the damn leaf! It’s the same as every leaf you’ve ever eaten!

Why are lizards like this?

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 6 months ago

[m4a1-shermayne]

Imagine showing this video to someone 1 year ago

[iwontbelookingdown]

oh my god.

[hopefulartandwriting]

This would literally be a closing shot in Black Mirror

[doggosource]

11/10 a good doggo posing for his hooman’s insta 

[baconpolice]

Yall forgot the final product.

[hebizuki]

Sip sip sip #hognose #snake #snek #reptiblr

[kaydeekrunk]

Someone call the cops. This is too cute to be legal.

[hustleinatrap]

In honor of 19-year-old Simone Biles being named Woman Of The Year by ESPN. 

She won a record four gold medals at the Olympics. She’s untouchable!

Congratulations!

[tanosaurus]

okay but she is just literally flying. She doesn’t obey the laws of physics. She is her own law. Biles Law. Coolest woman ever.

[westafricanbaby]

I AM SOOOO PROUD 😢😢👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[minato2525]

[standpoor]

this literally changed my mood 180°

[lunamoonlc123-deactivated201910]

IT’S FACE WHEN IT POPS

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3_<3

LOOK AT THESE BEAUTIFUL CREATURES

[wan-shailu]

every time I reblog this my sister sends me a message to the effect of “thank u for reposting that cat video on your tumblr i have seen it so many times but it delights me every time because their paws are so gentle and graceful”

[krabby-kronicle]

[spacesnek]

Wow I Love Him

[tailsandco]

hannah id Die for him

[seapiggies]

hi i would like to introduce you to my new favourite snake

the Keeled slug-eating snake

he only eats gastropods (slugs and snails!!!)

he got big eyes!!!!!!!! 

big mouth!!!! 

big smile!!!

and my heart!!!!!!!!

[klefable]

you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with

[twilightown]

CAUSE EVERY TIME WE TOUCH I GET THIS FEELING

EVERY TIME WE KISS I SWEAR I COULD FLY

CAN’T U FEEL MY HEART BEAT FAST, I WANT THIS TO LAST

NEED YOU BY MY SIDE

[the-husbando]

This is the closest gif that can really capture the utter chaotic energy that is released when people hear this song