this is the only way Iâm drinking wine now
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Now you can have Edgar Allen Poeâs fursona barf blood into your goblet for the ultimate Goth Experience.
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this is the only way Iâm drinking wine now
Hey guys,you want a drink? Just let me HURgleteughergle
Now you can have Edgar Allen Poeâs fursona barf blood into your goblet for the ultimate Goth Experience.
do yourself a favor and read âOh God, Not Again!â by Sarah1281
it is a harry potter fanfic from like 2009, 160k words, 50 chapters
basically, adult Harry accidentally goes back in time and wakes up on his 11th birthday again, but with all his memories of the future intact
(the way he travels back makes no sense whatsoever but it doesnât really matter)
harry decides upon 3 goals:
fuck up as much shit as possible
make a shitload of money
save some lives or whatever
it is
H I L A R I O U S
his go-to explanation for how he knows whatâs going to happen?
he has a psychic scar
(hermione is SO PISSED about this)
(nevilleâs like âeither heâs psychic, or heâs the greatest conman aliveâ)
everyone just sort of assumes harryâs insane and he doesnât do much to dispute this
harry also decides to make it his mission in life to LOSE the house cup every year
âsnape is my sole allyâ
he also goes out of his way to befriend neville, ginny, and luna earlier this time, so theyâre part of the gang throughout and itâs great
even draco is a friend!
(kind of)
(when harryâs not spreading a rumor that dracoâs the lovechild of narcissa and snape, anyway)
harryâs motivation for everything he does in this story is basically, âoh, this will be hilariousâ
either that or, âitâs probably a tax deductibleâ
because the way lockhart is written in this story is also amazing and harry ends up teaming up with him to merchandise The Boy Who Lived so he can have cash to burn
(so he gets a LOT of shit done via bribes)
it gets to the point where harry is able to convince everyone that heâs not the heir of slytherinâŠ. because if he was, heâd have found a way to make money off of it
and everyoneâs like âyeah ok that checks outâ
in this timeline, nevilleâs boggart isnât snapeâŠ. itâs harry as the minister of magic
harry also decides to make sure cedric lives by quizzing him constantly on what to do if he ends up in a graveyard
harry: by the way, that reminds me â cedric. graveyard.
cedric, not even really listening: run like hell.
the sheer magnitude to which harry does not give a fuck in this timeline is truly awe-inspiring
he mouths off to everyone, and i mean everyone. lockhart, snape, the dursleys, malfoy, frigginâ voldemort
everyone is like âwhat⊠what the fuck, harryâ
(though by the end of first year itâs more like â⊠*deep sigh* ⊠fine.
snape is so angry
itâs fucking hysterical and just about everyone ends up better off
hereâs the link
thank me later
Thank you so much for this post; Iâve read that fic before and loved it, but Iâd forgotten the name and wasnât able to find it.
Fanfic Rec Time. Â ^^^^
if fallout 76 really is a world where âevery character is a real personâ & thereâs no NPCs im making it my civic duty to be like this lowly tavern barkeep and then once iâve established enough of a rapport iâm going to nuke all of west virginia and it will be in characterÂ
someone help whereâs the screenshot of some post somewhere about the mmo player who barkept for a longass time then fucked absolutely everyone over
This one? @team0player0
Holy fucking christ
Glad to see my lifelong disinterest in golf is paying off
let me tell you about golf
i grew up in a little desert valley called Tucson, Arizona, where it only rains 2 inches a year on average. the majority of the cityâs water is pumped from an underground aquifer, which took millions of years to fill. one of the biggest conservation efforts in our city was for water, naturally, and i spent a lot of time learning about low flow toilets and 5 minute showers. i learned that filling your sink basin and washing your dishes in that water is less costly than running the tap. i learned that it only takes 2 days without water on the desert for someone to die
the city was sinking as the aquifer drained. neighborhoods fell into flood zones that didnt exist 10 years ago
thereâs a road called Golf Links in the city and it is lined with golf courses. miles of green grass where grass doesnât grow, in a valley where it doesnât rain. why? because the rich white retirees who moved there to stop the aching in their joints decided they should also get to play golf. meanwhile our public schools taught small children like me that taking long showers would kill the world
let the golf industry burn
There are 15,500+ golf courses in the United States alone.Â
Each one consumes ~312,000 gallons of water per day.
That consumption is equivalent to 55+ million humans per day in the United States⊠roughly 1/6 the entire population.
We simply cannot sustain this frivolity, especially for something 99% of us will never use.
Destroy golf courses and plant wild grasses and butterfly bushes in their place.
stilettosâŠ
Just had to order this poster by Green Humour. Too adorable! Look at all those little hedgehogs.
You can order your own here (I recommend checking out their page as they have a lot of great stuff about all kinds of animals!)
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I am crying, her fucking face killed me.
Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead
he accepted ur cold drink!!
a little girl asked if i was a rockstar
The Riddler hijacks the local TV airwaves and appears onscreen holding a comically long roll of paper. After dramatically clearing his throat, he proceeds to read from it.
âThe following is a list of people who can suck it. Number One: The Joker. I donât think I need to explain that one. Number Two: Cluemaster. Fuck you, you stole my bit, and I will be like a plague unto your house. Number Three: King Tut. You also stole my bit, but did it while killing people and got me arrested for murder. Also, Iâm, like, 93% sure youâre a white guy and your costume is racist.
âNumber Four: The Scarecrow. I know you ate my leftover Chinese, Jon, even though I wrote my name on it. I was saving that for lunch. I had to eat a goddamn peanut butter and jelly sandwich like a five-year-old. It was all you had in the hideout. For fuckâs sake, go shopping, not all of us can live like a bridge troll.
âNumber Five: The Penguin. You- No, no, wait, wait⊠That one should be crossed out. He replaced that and apologized. Never mind, Oswald, youâre fine. Drinks at 7:00 tomorrow, right?
âAnyway, where wasâŠ? Ah, yes. Number Six: The Mad Hatter. You carded me and left me like that for six hours because I, and I quote, âwould not stop talking about Mythbusters.â Well, excuse me for trying to make intellectually stimulating conversation on a level you could understand. I suppose every time you prattle on about mome raths and borogoves itâs goddamn Shakespeare? Well⊠Well, itâs Carroll, but⊠Oh, you know what I mean!
âNumber Seven: Catwoman. You left me hanging by one hand from a ledge five stories up and holding a twenty-pound bag of jewels and very pointy objets d'art while you âdistractedâ the Dark Knight. I know you were making out with him, Selina. You were gone for fifteen minutes. My shoulder almost dislocated. Very unprofessional.
âNumber Eight: Kite Man.â
Here the Riddler pauses, lifting his narrowed gaze to glare at the camera, voice dropping to an ominous tone.
âYou know what you didâŠâ
His demeanor shifts quickly, and heâs back to reading from his list almost cheerfully.
âNumber Nine! Th-â
Heâs interrupted by a crashing noise in the background and looks over his shoulder just an instant before a deep voice angrily growls, âRiddler!â
âOh, for the love of-â He turns to glare at the camera, speaking quickly. âNumber Nine: Batman! Interrupting me while Iâm on television making very important- Hm-mmph!â
Heâs reduced to muffled curses as a black gloved hand covers his mouth and pulls him out of frame. The camera tilts, a cracking noise is heard, and the broadcast turns to static.
KITE MANâS CRIMES WERE NUMEROUS AND TERRIBLE
If I were batman Iâd give him like a five minute warning, because this actually sounds theraputic.
Batman: Riddler, youâve hijacked the TV airwaves and you know thatâs wrong but I think this is actually theraputic. So Iâm giving you five minutes, and then Iâm taking you to Arkham
Robin: Geez get a facebook account for this crap, hell if you wanna vent to millions of strangers just get youtube.
âRIDDLER YOU CANâT JUST GO ON TV AND SCREAM AT PEOPLE
THATâS WHAT YOUTUBE IS FORâ
Riddler takes this advice. He gets his own youtube channel called RiddleMe_Th15. It starts out as being purely therapeutic, a platform for publically calling out those who have annoyed him. Then someone leaves him a pathetically easy riddle to solve in the comments, and he spends his next segment ranting about it, and then posing a better one.
This starts a dialogue with a number of other youtube users who both attempt to answer his riddles and pose their own riddles in return.
Riddler has found his people, and his hit count is climbing.
Seriously, Riddler would KILL IT (metaphorically speaking) on YouTube. He just does those weird animated puzzle videos where he poses lengthy, overly complicated puzzles, game theories, and riddles, then gives awayâŠfuck I donât knowâŠAmazon or iTunes cards to whoever gets them right. âRiddle me this: How can I ensure there are more videos like this one? The answer, my little quest solvers, is simple: Like and subscribe, and consider donating to my Patreon! Which isnât much of a Riddle, but seriously Iâm down to eating crackers and ramen right now and YouTube keeps demonetizing my videos because I used to be a supervillain.â
Bringing this back because âYouTube keeps demonetizing my videos because I used to be a supervillainâ has to be shared and because I have some followers who have not experienced The Riddler Post.
Seriously, if you ever need a good time, just read all the responses in the notes. This post still ranks as one of the best things Iâve ever done.
Iâm slowly adding rooms! This house is on a little lush island, and two trainers live here with their teams and the wild PokĂ©mon that live on the island too. Designs may be subject to change haha, Iâm never 100% on these test drawings.
HEY SCARJO IS SHIT BUT THERES SOME GOOD NEWS SHE DIDNT GET TO SNAG THIS TRANS ROLE TOO
@hipsterzombiesquad @lesbian-nerd a vampire version of IBTC we need it
I need this in my life like today
Can't afford to buy things for your garden?
*Re-posting, with new information
A store-bought bag of topsoil, a roll of landscaping fabric, or a bag of cedar chips doesnât go very far if you have a large garden or a very limited budget. Here are some ways to create the materials you need for a beautiful, organic, productive garden, by both re-directing household waste, and foraging in your local area. I use a lot of these tricks in my garden to make it almost completely free for me to continue growing new things, and expanding the workable area every year!
For soil
Save your food scraps to create a rich compost for growing veggies and amending your soil. There are numerous options for every size of dwelling and yard. Small space solutions such as Bokashi and vermicompost work indoors and donât produce bad smells, so you can keep them underneath the sink.Worm towers, compost heaps, and outdoor compost bins are a great solution if you have more space. The more you add, the more rich, nutritious material you can make for your garden. I like composting because it means I donât have gross smelly garbage bags to deal with, because food waste is diverted. It seems like a lot of work at first, but it actually saves time, money, and transportation.
Seaweed or kelp is one of the best things for your garden, with over 70 essential nutrients, and acting as a weed barrier and a moisture-retentive mulch. I collect seaweed nearby on the beach with my bike trailer, or, when I go for a walk I bring a little home with me each time. Itâs an absolute miracle for your soil.
Worm tower
Fertiliser
There are three things that are essential for plant growth. These are nitrogen for leaves and vegetation (N), phosphorus for roots and shoots (P), and potassium for water movement, flowering, and fruiting (K). Commercial fertilisers will give the relative concentrations of each of these compounds with and âNPKâ rating. Plants like tomatoes also need calcium to produce healthy fruit. You can create amendments for your garden and soil at home so that you do not have to purchase fertiliser.
For nitrogen
Grass clippings contain 4% nitrogen, 1% phosphorus, and 2% potassium (NPK = 4-1-2).
Human urine contains 12% nitrogen, and itâs sterile. Dilute before adding directly to plants.
Legumes such as beans, clover, peanuts, and alfalfa fix inorganic nitrogen into the soil with mycorrhizal organisms and nodules on their root systems. Plant these crops every few years in rotation with others to renew the soil organically.
For phosphorus
Human urine is also a great source of phosphorous and trace amounts of potassium.
Ground up bones or shells add a slow-release phosphorous to the soil
Had a baby recently? Bury the placenta in the garden.
For potassium
Hardwood ashesÂ
Composted banana peels
For calcium
Break down all of your eggshells, or seashells you have found, in a plastic bucket, using vinegar. This creates a soluble calcium solution you can add to a watering can.Â
Soil Acidity/Alkalinity
Many plants are particular about what the soil pH should be.
To make soil more acidic: add oak leaves, pine needles, leaf mulch, urine, coffee grounds or sphagnum.Â
To make soil more alkaline: add wood ash, shell, or bone.
Mulch
Mulch is decomposing organic matter that adds nutrition to the soil, while simultaneously keeping out weed growth and retaining moisture. It also attracts worms, fungi and other beneficial creatures to your soil. Free sources of mulch include:
Leaves
Garden waste
Grass clippings
Straw (often straw bales are given away after being used for decoration in the fall. You can also plant vegetables directly in straw bales using a technique called straw bale gardening).
Wood chips (if you can borrow a wood chipper after youâve collected some wood you can have attractive wood mulch for free)
Straw bale garden
Landscaping fabric
When mulch isnât enough to keep the weeds down, many people opt for landscaping fabric. It can be quite expensive and inorganic-looking. Free solutions that both attract worms and can be replaced in small segments as they break down include:
Newspaper*
Cardboard*
Egg cartons*
Printer paper, looseleaf, etc. in thick layers*
*try to make sure you are using paper that has vegetable-based dyes, so you arenât leeching toxins into the soil.
Soil density/drainage
If your soil is compacted and you have plants that require low levels of water, or excellent drainage, add sand. I donât recommend stealing it from the beach, but ask around and youâd be surprised at how easy it is to get for free. Sawdust also improves drainage. Adding organic matter and mulch encourages worms, who also till and aerate compacted soil.
If the area still needs drainage, dig a hole and fill it with bricks or rocks to create a âdry wellâ
For drainage in pots, add crushed bricks, terra cotta pot fragments, packing peanuts, small stones, marbles, orsand to the bottom under the soil layer. I find these in construction sites, on craigslist, or at flea markets.
Pots and growing containers
If you have space, raised beds are a great no-dig way to establish growing space. If you are pressed for space (like working on a balcony) there are many cheap or free options for container gardens.
Creating raised beds allows you to build up the soil without digging. Free ways to do this include using rocks or lumber (like my DIY âlasagna gardenâ made with the sheet composting technique), using the âwattleâ method with sticks and posts you have found, using discarded straw bales, old bricks,paving stones, cinder blocks or really anything else you have lying around.
Hugelkutur raised beds, which fix carbon and provide drainage, can be made by stacking sticks and untreated wood, and then piling soil or compost over it. (Thanks milos-garden)
Rubber tire gardens retain heat in the night and allow for great drainage. They can also be painted in fun ways.
Herb spirals (here is mine: 1, 2, 3) can be built with stones, bricks, and other found materials.
I often use old cooking pots, barbecues, teapots, or other found objects as planters.
Making wooden planters is easy, and scrap or salvaged wood is also easy to come by. Iâm not a fan of using wooden pallets for DIY projects, but they are also a free source of lumber for things like planters.
If you can track down peat moss, cement, and vermiculite, you can make an easy Hypertufa planter in whatever shape you would like, provided you have a form in which it can dry.
Iâve made hanging gardens out of soda cans.
You can build a self-watering container with a 2L pop bottle.
Start seeds in eggshells
Make biodegradable pots out of newspapers.
Wattle raised beds
Rubber tire gardens
Hugelkultur
An herb spiral
Hanging gardens in cans (2)
Trellises and supports
Many plants need external support, such as stakes of trellises, to thrive.
Rebar can almost always be salvaged cheaply or free and makes a great trellis, arch, or purgolaÂ
Build trellises and supports out of the pliable young stems of plants like willow
Rebar trellis/arch
Living willow arch/trellis
Paving
Paving often requires a foundation of sand or another stable and well-drained substrate, and a covering of stones, bricks, or other weatherproof elements. Slowly collect stones over time, or free paving stone fragments to create a mosaic-type walkway. Often people give these things away on craigslist. I made a patio and fireplace out of free salvaged bricks, for example.
Salvaged garden walkway
Greenhouses and cold frames
Here is a gallery of greenhouses made out of salvaged windows and doors
A cold frame is easy to make with salvaged lumber, and plastic sheeting.
Window greenhouse
Palet cold-frame
Seeds and plants
Swap seeds with other gardeners
If you see a plant you like at someoneâs house, ask for seeds or cuttings
Save seeds every year and build a library of options. Here is a great guide to seed saving.
Save seeds from foods you like from the grocery store: consider growing peanuts, ginger, garlic, peppers, or a walnut tree: all of these and more can be planted from store-bought produce.
Learn to take cuttings. There is a tonne of info on the web about basic cutting propagation, layering, (like I do with rhododendrons) air layering, and numerous other techniques to take clones of plants you like. This saves going to a nursery and shelling out big bucks for all the variety you want.
For cuttings, willow tea and honey are great rooting hormones/antiseptics/anti-fungal agents, which can save you $40 if you were thinking of buying commercial rooting hormone.
You can root cuttings in a potato! (See my methods for rooting âborrowedâ plants here)
Air layering
Rooting cuttings in potatoes
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I hope this helps you build your garden outside of the usual capitalist channels! It can be a cheap or free hobby if you are willing to think outside the box, and maybe put up with things that donât look as clean or crisp as a hardware store catalogue. If you have any further ideas, please add them! The more information the better.
Drainage for pots can also be achieved with styrofoam, pine cones, bark, twigs and branches, etc. Weâve used mostly sweetgum fruit in our last few pots and had good results with it!
P I S S O N Y O U R P L A N T S
but actually a lot of this is super sound advice and I want to try a lot of it
Darkains parents built a greenhouse out of reclaimed windows and its the coolest thing ever.
Please I need this in my life where can I reclaim windows
BEAR WITH ME
hey, you wanna learn about cool animal? an unkillable cool animal? a cool animal youâre probably touching right now?
I think you dooooo.
meet the Tardigrade.
AND THE LAST ENEMY THAT SHALL BE DESTROYED IS DEATH
Tardigrades, also called Water Bears (because of the way they walk with their six stubby legs, exactly like a regular Mammal Bear) are one of natureâs greatest survivors.
they might not look all that impressive, being only half a millimeter long, but the humble Tardigrade has survived all five extinction events on the planet earth. yeah, even the nightmare volcano thing and the dying-star radiation bath thing. this planet is kind of awful.
also their face kind of looks like a butt. hee hee!
they are found worldwide in almost every environment from meadows to the bottom of the ocean to the ice of Antarctica to the roof of your house. youâre probably touching one right now (spooky finger wiggle).Â
they usually live on patches of moss or lichen, where they dine on plant matter and also basically anything smaller than they are (including other Tardigrades because THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE).
OOONLYYY OOOOONNNE
Tardigrades can survive some serious bullshit that would freeze/boil/completely fucking pancake you and I.Â
they can go into a kind of hibernation state where they basically temporarily mummify themselves. in this freeze-dried condition, they can withstand temperatures from â458 °F to 300 °F, pressures of 0 - 1,200 atmospheres, and 1000 times more radiation than it would take to kill a human for short periods.Â
they have even been exposed to actual fucking space, and been revived none the worse for wear. for ten days. they were unprotected in space in the face of solar radiation and hard vacuum for 10 days and they were fine. jesus.
TO SURVIVE, I SHALL BECOME A HIDEOUS PILE
if Mother Nature ever created an unkillable creature, this is it. they fear no creature or man, and nothing can kill them.
âŠoh, except Google, who has personally killed hundreds of Tardigrades.
what?
 of course Iâm serious.
DEAD SERIOUS
back in 2015, Google played with the idea of creating a modular smartphone with swappable components. for some goddam reason, one of those proposed modules was a small, self-contained aquarium full of Tardigrades that you could look at and interact with using your phone.
NO, IâM NOT KIDDING. I SWEAR TO GOD THIS IS REAL
itâs an⊠interesting (read: FUCKING STUPID) idea, but Google ran into a problem: they kept accidentally killing the Tardigrades. turns out the inside of a phone is pretty fucking hot, and Tardigrades are actually not great with being constantly boiled, even with their protective mummystate.
before Google could figure out how to stop killing dozens of the most unkillable creature on the planet, the project was cancelled.Â
SMARTPHONES, MY ONE WEAKNESS
Tardigrades have gone back to being weird little immortal gummy bears, just living their tiny lives without fear that someday a massive tech conglomerate might descend upon them and rend asunder all they hold dear.
But we must ask ourselves: if Google has perfected the art of killing the unkillable, what hope do we have?
Hi, Iâm Wynter, Iâm Deaf and fluent in ASL (American Sign Language). I get a lot of people telling me they want to learn to sign, but not knowing exactly where to start. So, I am here to provide that!
Letâs start off with some basics, though. ASL does NOT follow English grammar (Signed Exact English/SEE does, but it is not ASL), it only uses English words and a lot of the communication with singing is done via facial expression and body language. Basically, it goes in the order of time > topic > comment. For example, â I am going to pet dogs next weekâ would be ânext week dogs me petâ, but there are quite a few variants and every person who signs will have a different way of doing this. Sort of how people who speak English in different parts of America have an accent and different ways to sign things. The most important thing to note about ASL is that *American* Sign Language is not universal. Most languages have their own form of SL and a lot of the word signs/alphabets are not at all the same. Another note, learning SEE may seem easier at first, but it can actually make the transition to ASL grammar that much more difficult. An example of differing signs is BSL (British Sign Language) vs ASL.Â
This is the BSL finger alphabet:
And this is the American one:
So while there is a small bit of crossover, it is very, very different! Donât get me wrong, a lot of times signers will understand each other at least a little bit, but it does need to be noted that signs can differ by language, country, region, and sometimes person.Â
Now, onto what you came forâŠ
Alphabet:
ASL AlphabetÂ
ASL ABCâSÂ (NON-CC VIDEO)
The ASL Alphabet
Deaf Culture:
*Note: if you are going to be attending Deaf events, please make sure you familiarise yourself with our culture!
American Deaf Culture
What is Deaf Culture?Â
The Importance of Deaf CultureÂ
Deaf Culture vs Hearing Culture (NON-CC VIDEO)
Finger spelling:
American Sign Language Finger SpellingÂ
Sign Word List for Finger SpellingÂ
Learn ASL: The Finger Spelling Alphabet for Beginners (CC VIDEO)
ASL Finger Spelling Word Printer (gives you the finger spelling equivalent to what you type)!
Finger Spelling Practice
Sign Language Translator
Grammar:Â
ASL GrammarÂ
The Basic StructureÂ
Learn ASL Grammar (CC VIDEO)
Learn:
*Note: The best way to learn is through Deaf people/other signers!
LifeprintÂ
SignLanguage101Â
The ASL AppÂ
100 First Signs (Lifeprint)
Misc:
A Day Through a Deaf Personâs Eyes (CC VIDEO)
DeaftubeÂ
What Questions Annoy Deaf People? (CC VIDEO)
Things Not to Say to a Deaf Person (CC VIDEO)
Why I Donât Sound Deaf (CC VIDEO)
13 Things my Hearing Friends Should Know (CC VIDEO)
National Association of the Deaf
If you want a safe place to learn sign language (including ASL), I have created a Discord called Sign Language Learners! Come join and learn with other learners, Deaf/HoH people, and those curious kids who just want to know how the Deaf communicate.