STRANGER

well hello there.

[unclefather]

[seapunksundog]

[thomas-sanders-with-vine]

If Only… 🙊

[vinesforall]

[sick hip hop beat playing, students cheering and dancing]

Teacher: [in that sarcastic, annoyed teacher voice] I’ll wait…

[immediate silence]

Teacher: [cheerfully] …for my turn!

[music kicks back up, students & teacher partying]

[60scola]

I’m the girl makin it rain

[commonsensesensei]

I’m the teacher

[becausebirds]

Fuck this tree in particular. [source video]

[realitytvgifs]

SHE SENT HER A CAKE WITH HER MUGSHOT ON IT LOLLL (x)

[cocaineteas]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dkjvgkdsglkjds MESSSSSSSS!

[marinaqua]

story time: i taught my little cousin her first longer word when she was very young. i taught her to say “tax benefits”. and to this day my aunt still doesn’t know where she got it from, but it was a hilarious sight to see a little toddler waddling around the house, wearing a big diaper, all the while yelling “TAX BENEFITS!!!!”

[osmanthusoolong]

My parents did this with me and “nuclear disarmament”.

[bradkey]

I taught my little brother to say “micro-surgical vasectomy reversal” (saw it on a billboard) on a road trip, and he didn’t stop saying it for literal years.

[missvoltairine-blog]

My parents taught me to chant “Get your laws off our bodies!” for a pro-choice rally when I was like four and I went to preschool and taught all the other kids the chant and led them on a mini-parade around the playground and the teachers were like ?????????? ?????????? ????????????

[floralgemini-deactivated2016111]

whenever my brother threw a tantrum as a baby my parents would chant “live free or die” until he calmed down it was fuckin weird

[onceiwashere]

when i was a kid whenever we got stuck in traffic my dad would say “what the fuck?!?” in a very comic voice and i would repeat it and then he would say it with a slightly different inflection and i would repeat that too and so forth and so basically my poor mother would be stuck in standstill traffic listening to her husband and 4 yr old daughter swearing at each other without end

[waspabi]

i’m a preschool teacher and we like to joke around using radical vocabulary with the children, the other day i overheard one kid say ‘this is my truck’ and the other one said ‘no, this truck belongs to the collective’; they all say it now

[vhs89]

[elevenacres]

Harvey Ball- creator of The Smiley Face

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

he looks like hes seen the devil with his own two eyes! good for him

[meandyoudotws]

[lithping]

name us and the contract will be sealed

[edgarwrights]

Find someone who looks at you the way Obama looks at Trudeau.

[ejaculot-deactivated20140601]

when u see people having fun and you want to join but ur just like

[actionables]

my brain or as I like to call it, the suffer contraption

[heliosv-deactivated20180626]

[hawhat]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Humans spend 33.3% of their lives asleep. They spend 50% of that dreaming. That means that 16.6% percent of your life experiences never happened.

[stability]

[weloveshortvideos]

No strings attached.

[rabbitmyrabbit]

*pwing*

[redrodent]

This is my new favorite vine I can’t stop laughing aaaaah send help

[characterlimit]

[justlearningasigo-deactivated20]

“WOT THEE FOCK”