...you were driving circles around me...

basically a multi-fandom explosion of periodic spamming. so much dean winchester. . assistant to the regional mod of incorrectavengersquotes, the ever lovely stars-inthe-sky . most obsessive current obsessions: critical role (campaign 2)

[jamesetjuliet]

i made her stay on this island, because i didn’t wanna be alone

[santinacedes]

THE GOOD PLACE

↳ S02E10 | “Rhonda, Diana, Jake, and Trent“

[brucebanners-deactivated2019042]

Galaxy Quest (1999) dir. Dean Parisot

[ghostcat3000]

#rickman has the tragic bearing of a man aware that there’s a fanlore page devoted entirely to his character’s dick #this is a dude who has been asked to autograph zines with names like “purple mountain majesties” #he gives iconic performances of shakespeare knowing 20% of his audience is thinking about the mak'tar triple prostate hypothesis #galaxy quest (via @deadpanwalking)

[bixbiboom]

Dice rolling techniques with the top table!

[hellboys]

i’m a simple man. i like pretty, dark-haired women and breakfast food.

RON SWANSON in season 2 of Parks and Recreation

[jarpadandjensens]

baby | hurt sam and dean

[poisonouschicken]

Star Wars Monty Python

[stars-bean]

Pride & Prejudice (2005) dir. Joe Wright

[starwarsfilms]

OSCAR ISAAC poses for a portrait at The National Board of Review Annual Awards Gala at Cipriani 42nd Street on January 8, 2023 in NYC, USA

[nobleriver]

Stay with me! You can do it! Stay with me!

[idiopathicsmile]

a "fun fact" i read as a child is that pure honey never spoils, to the point where honey from ancient egyptian tombs was found to still be edible

i used to think about this, and imagine a poor intern who was strong-armed into putting in their one human mouth something was made literally thousands of years ago, just to make sure it could be safely eaten

but having since met scientists and having learned what freaks they are, if they did put this to the test, i am VERY confident that every single archaeologist in the room was duking it out over who got the honor of putting their tongue on that mummy's dusty old bee goo.

[daniels-gillies]

You have only three choices: run, hide, or die.

[djoswiftie]

his favorite thing is to tell people “no”

[steviesbicrisis]

I can hear him

[daniels-gillies]

why is it so important for you to be on that raft?                                             ‘cuz there ain’t anything on this Island worth staying for.

[lesbiansylki]

"Florence suggested the fur coat for Yelena. She was like, 'I'm gonna wear a fur coat. This is just what Yelena is gonna wear.' Suddenly Yelena's incognito outfit became a fur coat with an 'I love New York' shirt. It worked though because Yelena just needs to turn her head a little bit to not be seen. It's all that Widow training, they've got some Jedi mind tricks going on.

"Originally, we wanted the fur coat outfit for the mac and cheese scene, and, these are Florence's words, she was like, 'No, I want to look like an fucking pirate when I walk into that apartment.' So she had that long coat on instead."

— Bertie of Bert and Bertie, Hawkeye directors

[gaal-dornick]

Yield, and your people will live. Vengeance has consumed us. We cannot let it consume our people. I yield.

BLACK PANTHER: WAKANDA FOREVER (2022) dir. Ryan Coogler

[naughtbutstars]

Hopping on the Vine compilation bandwagon, part 1/?

[poetry-protest-pornography]

Oh god, I lost it at the Tim Hortons one.

[doc-coyote]

I never saw the cheating test questions sequel before now and it did not disappoint.

[peopledontalwayssuck]

It was a simpler time

[umpireofpopculture]

This comp is a perfect mix of classics and hilarious ones that somehow I’ve never seen before