I AM THE OXFORD COMMA

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[jjkyaoi]

sometimes i think about the adam and gansey fight where adam’s like who uses the world repugnant in a conversation you are trying to make me sound stupid and ganseys honest response was FUCK YOU YOUR DAD BEATS YOU

[nevver]

Pale Fire

[sergle]

FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

[theuntoaster]

Is this…shipping discourse?

[frances-baby-houseman]

Amazon once threw a package at my door and then took a photo while it was midair. Not sure where that fits in this schema but I did want to tell y’all about it.

[somerandomgit]

[matt-mercer-wannabe]

I currently can’t stop thinking about the fact that the CR cast said that tlovm would be more inspired by than a perfect retelling of campaign 1. Like what if they just said fuck it and gave us polymachina. I would lose my mind. It would clear my skin, make my year, garlic my bread.

[nochiquinn]

legend of vox machina text posts

previous parts: [1] [percy edition]

[bloodraven55]

“who do you ship in vox machina?”

i’m so glad you asked now you see it’s really very simple here let me explain—

[andriahh]

Fuck all romance except whatever the fuck that ‘i take things out of my dreams’ guy and that ‘i sacrificed myself to a forest’ guy had going on

[knifewieldingenby]

The unfortunate truth is that most people who follow me will never know this feeling, but I need yall to understand that there is so much heart-squeezing, eye-watering joy in seeing your partner be loved by someone else. Someone who sees in them the same things you do. Seeing them be touched the way they deserve to be touched, loved the way they deserve to be loved. Hearing other people tell them how beautiful and special they are, knowing that they deserve the entire fucking world and they deserve to be loved by as many people as they desire. Seeing them smile at someone else the same way they smile at you when you go home together at the end of the day...that's gorgeous.

Jealousy happens to us all. It's a neutral emotion, not a death sentence. But working through that so that you can get to the point where you watch someone you absolutely adore being adored by others? I can't even describe the joy it brings me. There aren't enough words in any language to describe this experience (except maybe arabic).

Compersion is so powerful. I wish everyone could experience it at least once in their life.

[leegyuu]

Gloria&David

[herondaleoffspring]

imagine coach hernandez watching the news and learning the homeless kid is part of a mafia family and thinking "yeah sounds about right"

[elizaisabeach]

some times reddit is funny

[yourocdoeswhat]

Having OCs is the best because all my headcanons for them are confirmed

[yourocdoeswhat]

I know I made this post but #mood

[poptimus-prime]

[Image Transcript “Can’t relate. Sometimes I think about possible headcanons and I have to shut myself up like no. Very out of character. Reread the book bitch.” End image transcript.]

[psychics-at-caltech]

was watching a video on vintage menus and

spinnage…

[psychics-at-caltech]

I’m glad spinnage is getting the appreciation she deserves…..

[renthony]

Not to drag up old shit, but I'm never going to stop pointing to Dream Daddy as a perfect example of queer media getting held to ridiculously high standards that straight media never is.

Dream Daddy is a good game with awesome characters and I'm never going to forgive the Internet for how many queer men it shamed out of enjoying it, or how many people pulled some, "ugh, men are gross, make it about lesbians instead" horseshit.

People treat queer men like garbage, and media for queer men is never given the opportunity to shine, ever.

[renthony]

I would just like to state for the record that terfs have started crawling in the notes of this post to tell me all about how Dream Daddy is homophobic and I'm oppressing women somehow.

One of Dream Daddy's romance options is a trans man who talks about the gender euphoria he feels from having a binder in his preferred style. The game was incredibly popular with trans people, because you can make your character canonically trans--there's an option to give your character a binder, and to make your character the canon birth-parent of the daughter character.

I'm not saying the game is perfect, and I'm not saying everyone has to love it, but I am saying that it's incredibly fucking suspicious to see the sorts of people in my notes telling me that I'm wrong and that Dream Daddy deserved all the hate.

[renthony]

Yeah I've officially started getting called a "fujoshi" for this post, so I feel like my point is just making itself now.

[obama-stolemy-vcr]

@the scum sucking terfs in the notes

Your parents don't love you and you're a failure

You're going to live out your days bitter and dusty and when you pass you'll leave no legacy behind and not even the worms nor fungi will want to feed on your disgusting corpse

Rot where you stand and choke where you sit

[escuerzoresucitado]

[not-freyja]

Know your history:

Gay:

Used to mean carefree

Then sexually deviant

Then prostitute

Then slut

Then sodomite

And THEN as we know it today but only as a slur

Reclaimed in the seventies

LGBT:

Invented in the nineties

Has faced constant backlash (from both straight, queer, and LGBT folks from being not inclusive enough or too inclusive)

Every year there are pushes to change to acronym

LGBTQ

LGBTQ+

LGBTQ*

LGBTQIA

Mogai

Alphabet soup

Queer:

Used to mean “other”

Became a slang term for “not straight” in the 1400s

Became a slur in the early 1900s

Reclaimed in the 80s.

Sudden push back from within the queer community to have it seen only as a slur in the 2010s, a push that can be traced back to terf ideology.

Is the only term that includes all non cishet people

Homosexual

A medical diagnosis

Used for decades to make queerness into a mental illness

Used as a slur for the latter half of the 20th century

Rejected by the queer community as an acceptable term for a brief period of time in the early 2000s before coming back into fashion.

Only describes the experience of cis gay men and cis lesbians

Think what you want, believe what you will, but every word we have ever used to describe ourselves is coated in blood.

[sweetpeawriter]

Op ur so brave to assume people on this site can read well enough to get this

[nynaeve-almeara]

I actually talked to an older queer guy who said he was amazed to see how many young people call themselves gay. When he hears it, he just hears a slur…but he also said he was glad that people are able to reclaim it, and he’s happy to see a generation of lgbt+ people comfortable with it.

People on this site could learn from him

[jemariel]

“… every word we have ever used to describe ourselves is coated in blood.”

[disrepute]

oh fuck my sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it *starts over*

[doubleca5t]

[princelapine-deactivated2025031]

who the fuck made this post