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midnightssea

I don’t want to read any think pieces about abortion at this point I just want everyone who disagrees with me to die

waterthedirtflowerslastforyou

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xener-aol

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Théodore Gudin

so awesome that you can see something new come out and think wow that looks bad and then never watch it and keep living

couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

today I found out my mother doesn’t know what dandelions are and now I’m wondering what other strange secrets she’s been quietly harboring

krystal-prisms

Where do you live that you don’t have dandelions?

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we have dandelions EVERYWHERE, they are basically our State Weed, it is absolutely impossible that my mom has never interacted with a dandelion before, this requires further investigation

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

So after extensive interrogation I have an update:

my mom is in fact aware that dandelions exist. she temporarily forgot the name and there was some miscommunication.

the truth is actually weirder

she’s aware dandelions look like this

she is familiar with this flower. she knows the name of this flower. she declines to believe, however, that these are also dandelions

she does not believe these are the same plant. I tried to explain, and she thought I was either misinformed or lying. so I asked her what exactly did she think the yellow ones were called?

she answered, with complete confidence: Daffodils.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

gosh I enjoy this website

authoratmidnight

For comparison, this is a daffodil

quietlygrousing

See, folks in the southern US will tell you up and down those are buttercups, actually.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

i don’t think so? i’m southern and buttercups are what we call these things (much tinier)

maejacrezz007

Wait I thought those bigger cup ones were Easter Lillies???

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fractiousrvt

This is an Easter Lily. It is an actual lily and therefore deadly to cats.

blood-trip-god2

They’re marigolds and I know a bitch when I see one!

delphinidin4

This is a marigold:

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

….we need to start taking the phrase “go touch grass” more literally. go outside and examine a flower i beg u

jmtorres

“buttercups” is a name applied to MANY flowers. in my part of the south it was this one:

imo there’s correct identifications of dandelions, daffodils, easter lilies and marigolds in this thread, but buttercups are simply impossible to agree on and the only solution is for everyone to post pictures of their local buttercups

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

*squints* is that a motherfucking EVENING PRIMROSE?!??

demon-and-human

Hello I would like to add to the confusion:

That purple fella is a Morning Glory as told by my mothers (texan)

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

⬆️ morning glory

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#amazing work everyone hit the flowers

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#well i was going to accuse some people of lying #but apparently i didn't know what evening primrose is!

hometoursandotherstuff

ekjohnston

Four different people at the nursing home I worked at had this clock. It was a lot, let me tell you.

pinstripebindi

my grandmother had this clock. we buried her with it.

#my grandparents had this!#they had zebra finches for a while #the finches would go nuts every hour when the clock went off

househunting

$194,950/2 br/2 ba/1165 sq ft

Lincoln, NE

Built in 1983

#oh i actually love this

vacuously-true

It is extremely rare that I get unintentionally rickrolled. It is extremely common that I look at a link and think to myself, that's a rickroll, and I click on it. Then I get to enjoy the satisfaction of being correct, as well as the entirety of Never Gonna Give You Up. That shit is a banger. If someone offers me a link directly to that song you think I'm not gonna take it? No. You know the rules and so do I. It's Astley time.

lamine-19

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

#check ins at work

I think it's funny when people make broad assertions about some issue by using fandom behavior as an example. Maybe you just need to get off Twitter.

#not naming names but I see this a lot #'people treat Character this way because of x'#well maybe!#but i gotta say like 98% of the time it's stuff I've never seen before #i don't think everyone is doing this! I think you're just ragebaiting yourself

utopians

one thing abt me is that I can't recognize veneers and I can't tell when someone's hair is a wig and I can't clock fake accents even when they're done pretty badly and I'm also bad with faces. all that to say I would be insanely vulnerable to hijinks/capers