[nianeyna]

apparently I’m playing skyrim again… and by “playing skyrim” I obviously mean “spending hours installing mods before I ever open the game”

[argumate]

foreplay with Todd

[nianeyna]

do you ever think before you post

[argumate]

yes, I think “ha! funny” and hit post

[muensterfucker]

@molotovgrifter had the funniest idea

[truestoriesaboutme]

I can't quite explain it, but Clue (1985), The Princess Bride (1987), Galaxy Quest (1999), and Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves (2023) are all the same genre

[truestoriesaboutme]

Yes! You get it!

[kurhanchyk]

i think they should allow everyone in the world to vote in american elections

[anthonybourdyke]

[redroci]

Every day I gotta log on (go to work) and grind xp (hourly pay) in the pvp server (emails)

[phoenixxheart13]

My new Lovers tarot card from @maia-beans of my boy Davrien & Dorian. I love this so much, it's perfect! I love Davrien's engagement ring and Dorian's serpent jewellery, along with Davrien's circlet. They look so pretty together!

[fractally]

don't worry about me when I say this but I think in a way being hunted for sport would be a relief. my nervous system would be like, wow. finally, a proportional reaction

[lesbianfl]

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

[klimtsonian]

“None of us can choose our destiny, and none of us can escape it.” 🏰🐉✨

[pinolitas]

real

[gran-maul-seizure]

[aquilacalvitium]

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

Write it badly or it'll never be written

[aquilacalvitium]

Please keep interacting with this post because when I come to tumblr to procrastinate, this shows up again in my notifications and guilts me into writing again

[itspapillonnoir]

RED DEAD REDEMPTION II ᨖ

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[anexperimentallife]

[depsidase]

[redroci]

Ellipsus my absolute beloved

[ritelli-main]

⛧°. ⋆༺☾𖤓༻⋆. °⛧ Cities of Thedas ⛧°. ⋆༺☾𖤓༻⋆. °⛧