A tumblr by another name would not be as awesome

[solarsyrup]

the unimaginable power of saying "huh, guess that's not for me" and moving on with your life

[fairycosmos]

clicking not interested on something used to mean they stopped showing it to you

[crazy-brazilian]

[hoodienanami]

Boys Gone Wild! Forget Will & Grace: Gay men are in lust with Johnny Knoxville and the skater punks of Jackass by Carl Swanson (2002)

[theslowesthnery]

when someone is completely fucking wrong about your blorbo but you don't want to argue about what basically boils down to opinions about shit that doesn't matter so you just sit there like

"that guy's wrong tho"

[theslowesthnery]

you get it

[atompalace-official]

wash him he smely

[atompalace-official]

here’s how the other Eeveelutions react to bathtime 🛁🫧

[stitchposts]

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

[rabbitindisguise]

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

[stitchposts]

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

[the-dragongirl]

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

[stitchposts]

Don't you dare malign my girl again

[im-a-dream-wizard]

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

[stitchposts]

[ao3-anonymous]

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

[talbatross]

"skill issue" made entirely from French knots is a next level roast. no coming back from that one. damn

[toyota-supra]

hey. good luck with everything, okay? [cutting the rope connecting your boat to the dock] just good luck. [starts pushing your boat further towards the stream] just have a good luck out there

[aokozaki]

[not noticing I'm drifting out to sea] Meow meow meow meow! Meow meow meow~

[toyota-supra]

good luck! good luck!

[wartips]

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

[maelwife]

Maybe one reason time seems to speed up in adult life is because when your full time job leaves you roughly 5 hours of free time a day plus two days off a week your life turns into a sort of monotony that makes the days blend together and creative pursuits move in slow motion as you can only get to them when other your commitments are done.

[maelwife]

When you look back and think damn 2019 wasn’t that long ago where did the time go? Job. Your Job took it.

[fairyysoup]

me at disneyland: getting drunk as fuck

the cast member who’s wondering why six security guards aren’t enough to stop me chugging the pirates of the caribbean water:

[dni-archive]

[abysslll]

[itsladykit]

Motion Picture Association of America.

[waywardworldhopper]

Entertainment Software Rating Board

[bogkeep]

there's something so deeply dystopian to me how tech companies don't understand that a forced convenience is not a convenience at all. i'm sure autocorrect is helpful for many, but a function that forcibly changes my actual written words and punctuation is taking away my language. photo filters can be nice but i need to choose using them myself or else i have lost the ability to take the picture i want. i don't want a machine to draw or write for me. taking away the option for me to do things manually feels like violence!!!! all this talk of endless opportunity, why are you RESTRICTING me

[bogkeep]

disgustedly throws youtube autodubbing onto the pyre pile

[fir-fireweed]

Happy Viatica Anniversary! 🥳

Two years ago I returned to creative writing, dusted off an old novella I was never able to publish traditionally, and rewrote it as my first interactive fiction. I uploaded it to itchio, hit publish, and prayed.

Now here I am halfway into my second interactive work, 5500+ followers, and a community of mutual authors—all because this little story needed to exist, to be read, to be shared.

I wasn’t able to write anything new to celebrate this anniversary, but I did update Viatica with one small change…

…the name Civet is now an option for MC. 😉🤭

Viatica by Fir & Fireweed

Your journey begins in sand and sound and silence.

[sanguine-scales]

i think something a lot of people don't get is that years of mocking your child, even in jest, does in fact tend to get under their skin

[sanguine-scales]

a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it's an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to

[riswho]

Wip, Wip 🫣​💖

[hotvampireadjacent]