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Stig: I think you owe me an apology.

Lydia: I'll apologise to you in hell!

Lydia: I actually don't know what this is about. Sorry I took such a hard stance.

[swordanddreamcatcher]

Jesper: Yes, I am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. Yes, ladies, calm down. I can share if you'd like.

Jesper, aside, to Stefan: The ladies are 300 rats that follow me around.

Stefan: They're all ladies? That seems statistically improbable.

Jesper: I'm a feminist.

[swordanddreamcatcher]

so uh why am I hearing that john flanagan (rest in peace) is dead??

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Lydia: Thank you for coming, Edvin.

Edvin: Of course, Lydia.

Lydia: And thank you for coming, Hal, even though I told you more than once not to.

Hal: You're most certainly welcome.

[swordanddreamcatcher]

Stig: I can never tell whether you are flirting with me or insulting me.

Hal: If it makes you feel better, neither do I.

[swordanddreamcatcher]

Kidnapper: I have your crew mate.

Edvin: Which one?

Kidnapper: The loud one with separation anxiety.

Edvin:

Edvin: I asked which one

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Lydia: This is not a dictatorship… it is a monarchy because I am the queen.

Jesper: I'm the queen.

Lydia: we are not about to have this fight at 7:58 in the morning.

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Stefan, pulling at his hair: THIS IS A DISASTER! I'M LOSING MY IDENTITY!

Stig: [sighs] Stefan, finding Jesper attractive when he has a wig and skirt on doesn't make you straight.

[swordanddreamcatcher]

Hal: Where’s Jesper?

Stefan: Around.

Hal: Around?

Stefan: Around.

Hal: You don’t have any idea, do you?

Jesper, dropping down from above: Did you know there’s a space above the ceiling?

[swordanddreamcatcher]

Edvin: Whenever I feel sad or frustrated that I can’t fix a problem I look at a picture of all of us together.

The Herons: awwww

Edvin: And I think if I can keep these dumbasses alive, then I can do fucking anything.

[swordanddreamcatcher]

Stefan, to Jesper and Lydia: Look, I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Edvin is busy, it's up to me-

[swordanddreamcatcher]

Thorn: One of my sons, Hal, is one of the most talented skirls alive. My youngest son, Edvin, is a skilled healer, cook, and is being tested for an accelerated program of study.

Thorn, sighing: And my other son, Jesper, thinks his toothbrush is haunted.

[swordanddreamcatcher]

Edvin: Literally why did you think doing any of that was okay?

Stig: Because Hal thought it was a good idea.

Edvin:

Edvin: You actual clown

[swordanddreamcatcher]

Lydia, watching Rollond swing and miss with Stig: What is it you see in him?

Edvin, sighing:...something.

Lydia: Does he secretly do these grand gestures of love?

Edvin: No, not really.

Lydia: He’s just really good in bed then?

Edvin: Not particularly, no.

Lydia: Then what is it?

Edvin: I think there’s just something wrong in my head.

[swordanddreamcatcher]

Stig: This is my best friend, Hal. He's so handsome and talented and amazing and I'm very proud of him. I love him very much and believe in him.

Edvin: These is my friends, Stefan and Jesper. He's just been cleared of fleas.

[swordanddreamcatcher]

Edvin: At least everyone is getting along.

Stefan: Jesper and Lydia are absolutely not getting along.

Edvin: They're not trying to kill each other, I take a win when I can.

[swordanddreamcatcher]

Hal: This is pretty witchy. It's written in ancient text.

Edvin: Hal, that's cursive.