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I was working with a seagull and I said “as someone in Wildlife I know I should never anthropomorphize animals or hold them to any human moral standard, but seagulls are capable of and regularly knowingly commit evil” and the vet tech with me said “no yeah that’s true.”

lmaonade

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

oak23

So you should convince yourself that they are sparking joy, and you should prioritize their status, because they are making your day, everyday. Then, gradually, you will start seeing some sparking joy concepts from those items.

kaylapocalypse-deactivated20201

shes literaly an angel im so ashamed that she came here and had to deal with our american nonsense

iapislazuli

roselalonde

conversations with my sisters cat

studentlifeproblems

konoe-archive-deactivated202108

there are only two types of male anime protagonists:

angry

pisces

konoe-archive-deactivated202108

lilmamabeyellin

hearing “I’m proud of you” from the right people is so comforting and motivating.

unpretty

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

bandomfandombeyond

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

mouthsounds

cozypasta

visual-cortex

DJ Geisha, by Yuko Shimizu (清水裕子)

meezer

i dont care about anything youre about to say if you start your paragraph with these two words

cungadero

freud said its my turn to play the xbox

conversation16

hey so it’s march now aka the beginning of endometriosis awareness month and i feel obligated to remind you that debilitatingly painful periods are not normal. if you or someone you know is ending up sick or bedridden every month, you are not crazy and deserve medical attention from someone who will take you seriously

conversation16

hey it’s march again let’s get this post circulating again

probablybadquirkideas

Quirk: Quirk

Effect: This Quirk’s effect changes depending on the time of year. This lines up perfectly with the Western Zodiac. Notably, this also affects the holder’s temperament, personality, and speaking style.

probablybadquirkideas

Aries: Spiritualism - The Quirk holder may commune with and manipulate the souls of the dead.

Taurus: Beast Tamer - The Quirk holder may commune with and manipulate animals.

Gemini: Esper - The Quirk holder has powerful psychokinetic abilities.

Cancer: Center - The Quirk holder may use the Quirks of their allies.

Leo: Instinct - The Quirk holder has incredible hunting instincts.

Virgo: Vampirism - The Quirk holder has incredible strength, glows, and can only survive by ingesting human blood.

Libra: Synapse - The Quirk holder may foretell every possible outcome of any event.

Scorpio: Fair Fortune - The Quirk holder is very lucky.

Sagittarius: Strength - The Quirk holder is strong.

Capricorn: Mirth - The Quirk holder is immune to all damage and full of rage.

Aquarius: Nautical - The Quirk holder gets stronger the further underwater they are.