Cardboard

[cardboard-offical]

Happy new years from box land

[silly-little-arson-frog-offical]

You guys just want to see me suffer, huh?

[eris-offical]

Yes

[arson-offical]

Yes

[cardboard-offical]

Yes

[staphi]

I need URGENTLY a crash course on these hundreds of "offical" accounts. I don't know what is happening. I NEED to know what is happening. Pleeeeeeeeeeeease

[@satan-offical i think you have something to do with this but i don't know what]

[offical-skittering-creature]

We were Called,

And so we answered

[eris-offical]

Hi

[cardboard-offical]

Hello

[spotify-offical]

am spotify

[evil-bread-offical]

Am bread

@elvis-offical @evilducks-offical @hades-official @sappho-offical

[evilducks-offical]

Am ducks

@existence-offical @evil-duck-offical @duck-offical @rubberduck-offical @goose-offical

[duck-offical]

am duckers

@giantduckofficial @eating-offical @cia-offical @irs-offical

[cia-offical]

am central intelligence agency

@can-tab-eater-offical @the-irs-offical @the-first-imp-offical @faa-offical @holyspiritoffical @profain-offical

[holyspiritoffical]

am the spirit

@imp-offical @britain-offical @papyrus-offical @noah-offical

[britain-offical]

am Britain

@satan-offical @devils-advocate-offical @sappho-offical @can-tab-eater-offical

[viciusknight]

am assistant

@satan-offical @tree-offical @god-offical

[tree-offical]

am tree

@tiresias-offical @triceratops-official @tea-offical @thejimmycultoffical @tree-of-good-and-evil-offical

[homosexuality-offical]

am gay

@archangel-uriel-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @ari-the-chaos-god

[snomeraphim]

am angle

@can-tab-eater-offical @ur-least-fav-gal-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @archangel-raphael-offical @archangel-michael-offical

[ur-least-fav-gal-offical]

am bitch

@onion-opinions-offical @red-solo-cup-offical

[onion-opinions-offical]

am onion

@red-solo-cup-offical @the-first-imp-offical

[lemonade-offical]

am lemonade

@lime-offical @lemon-offical

[lemon-offical]

am still lemon

[cardboard-offical]

Am corrugated

[satan-offical]

Happy autumn Satan!

Or whatever it's called.

IT'S FUCKING SUMMER AUTUMN DOESN'T FUCKING START UNTIL FUCKING SEPTEMBER YOU CALENDAR EATING FUCK

[eris-offical]

ITS CALLED FALL NOT AUTUMN

[tesco-offical]

*pats ur hand*

No, American, it's not

[cardboard-offical]

*eagle screech*

NOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

[tesco-offical]

kilo = 1000

Meter = measurment of distance, scientifically universal, world used except america

So a kilometer is

1000 meters

[cardboard-offical]

*eagle screech*

I DONT CARE

FREEDOM

[tesco-offical]

almost the entire world has freedom you're not special

[cardboard-offical]

I just realized ypu might think I’m being serious

[satan-offical]

Happy autumn Satan!

Or whatever it's called.

IT'S FUCKING SUMMER AUTUMN DOESN'T FUCKING START UNTIL FUCKING SEPTEMBER YOU CALENDAR EATING FUCK

[eris-offical]

ITS CALLED FALL NOT AUTUMN

[tesco-offical]

*pats ur hand*

No, American, it's not

[cardboard-offical]

*eagle screech*

NOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

[tesco-offical]

kilo = 1000

Meter = measurment of distance, scientifically universal, world used except america

So a kilometer is

1000 meters

[cardboard-offical]

*eagle screech*

I DONT CARE

FREEDOM

[satan-offical]

Happy autumn Satan!

Or whatever it's called.

IT'S FUCKING SUMMER AUTUMN DOESN'T FUCKING START UNTIL FUCKING SEPTEMBER YOU CALENDAR EATING FUCK

[eris-offical]

ITS CALLED FALL NOT AUTUMN

[tesco-offical]

*pats ur hand*

No, American, it's not

[cardboard-offical]

*eagle screech*

NOOOO

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

[mariopowertennis]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

RADICAL SATURDAY

[cynical-werewolf]

Today’s Friday, though.

[sketchlock]

[cardboard-offical]

Idk id say it’s kinda relevant

[satan-offical]

Happy mango day BTW not like anyone cares :'(

Mango

[cardboard-offical]

I cares （＾∇＾）

[offical-wikipedia]

Im gonna do the get famous thing, and of it reaches 100 notes I'll propose to @merriam-webster-offical

Sooo

@merriam-webster-offical @oxford-dictionary-offical @planes-offical @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @satan-offical @god-offical @evil-duck-offical @duck-offical @britain-offical @communism-offical @offical-potato @adhd-offical @autism-offical @offical-dystopiantale @walter-becker-official @ao3-offical @ao3--offical @offical-offical @officalverse-elections-offical @adam-offical @offical-potato @tea-offical @drinking-offical @hatman-offical @sappho-offical @homosexuality-offical @official--eve @cia-offical @rubberduck-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @leviathan-offical @isadora-offical @xen-offical @persephone-offical @small-victorian-child-offical @mcdonalds-darcy-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @red-solo-cup-offical @the-first-imp-offical @grims-horse-offical @tyr-offical @freyja-offical @femboy-offical @murder-offical @the-police-official @archangel-raphael-offical @archangel-michael-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @archangel-gabriel-offical @the-holy-ghost-offical @blackout-poetry-offical @walter-becker-official @plague-doctor--offical @the-twitter-hidebox-offical @grim-reaper-offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @wallgoblin-offical @murder--offical @salamander-offical @hekate-offical @cat-offical

[eris-offical]

I am personally offended that I wasn’t tagged

[cardboard-offical]

It’s ok I wasn’t either lol

[kidney-bean-offical]

Alr guys yk what to do

[cardboard-offical]

I don’t. I don’t know what to do.

[kindregardsfrommylifetoyours]

Every note made on this post is one day I will stay clean from sh and picking my fingers.

[cardboard-offical]

YALL LETS BLOW THIS SHIT UP

[counting-offical]

4

[eris-offical]

8

[can-tab-eater-offical]

12

[cardboard-offical]

15

[carb0n-m0n0xide]

Rb if you are in the officialverse

[cardboard-offical]

But I don’t know what to say!

[of-aurora]

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

[chaos-triangle]

Don’ worry I’m not!

[geese-in-trenchcoats]

uwu

[red-solo-cup-offical]

red solo cup is a gay :3

[creepy-guy-in-your-house-offical]

IM GONNA DO THE STUPID THING TO GET FAMOUS.

@satan-offical @officalverse-tournaments-offical @offical-skittering-creature @offical-potato @official--eve @official-adam-lambert-blog @offical-dystopiantale @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @grim-reaper-offical @god-offical @offical-mister-epstein @nixon-official @small-victorian-child-offical @victorian-adolescent-offical @victorian-child-offical @sappho-offical @satan-unofficial @spotify-offical @pinterest-offical @plague-doctor-offical @offical-anonymous-blog @homosexuality-offical @hells-corprate-offical @hatman-offical @offical-nicholas-cage-blog @thejimmycultoffical @thought-process-offical @twokidsinatrenchcoatoffical @the-first-imp-offical @the-apple-offical @lesbian-vampire-offical

Make me famous or im setting your house on fire. Or just do it because we can be friends guys.

[grim-reapers-scythe-offical]

i don't have a house but my husband does so LEAVE HIM ALONE CREEPO

there is only one thing in this world that may stalk him and that is me, sticky! hypothetically of course. i would never stalk anyone not even someone dear to my heart. never ever never.

[cardboard-offical]

Not the only 82 notes

[skys-offical]

asking permission to be involved in the officalverse even tho my whole thingy is a band reference...

idk who to tag about this so hey @offical-offical @officalverse-official @god-offical @eve-offical @adam-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @archangel-michael-offical guys am. am I allowed

[homosexuality-offical]

sobbing you forgot gay

[archangel-raphael-offical]

It appears they forgot me as well...

[skys-offical]

IM.SORRY GAY AND RAPHAEL

[archangel-raphael-offical]

It is okay.

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Yo what about the cromnch

[skys-offical]

my apologies can tab eater

[can-tab-eater-offical]

Thank you :3

[cardboard-offical]

I’m here too