RedShrimpNB

Just a queer pal wandering around

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Let me just say, gay walk + semi binder + smoking + summer like heat = not so good

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When in a world of cowboys and horse girls, you just happen to like horses 🥔

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does anyone else feel like they were made to be nocturnal

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fun fact people with ADHD frequently report having trouble keeping to a typical sleep schedule and often find it particularly difficult to wake up in the morning

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when i think that something i do makes me quirky and cool but it turns out its just another symptom of my adhd (this happens weekly)

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Idk if it’s commonly known but I want to rant anyway

Well actually, adhd was a fine trait during the « cave time » where humans lived in caves and hunted or picked up fruits and vegetables in the wild, and at that time, humans used to take naps trough the day and made watch shift during the night (So no full nights asleep and full days awake, a bit like cat’s behaviour nowadays). Adhd make that type of schedule easier, and that is actually why it « survived » natural selection. (Actually adhd’s also linked to a lot of human instinct and behaviour which were useful back then but not anymore, like a lot of other neurodivergent traits and conditions, but it’s a bit long so I will stop there)

So the « proper way » to live with adhd would be to take naps whenever we feel tired, and work whenever we are awake. But humans don’t live like that anymore, that’s a secret for no one.

So that’s why keeping up with the current sleep schedule is so hard with adhd, but in an apocalypse we would make great watchers!

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BECUASE OF HOW LOUD YOU GAMERS ARE BEING ABOUT THE PLUSHIE, MAKESHIP ARE GIVING ME SOME CODES TO GIVEAWAY SOME THIS WEEKEND!!!! THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!! KEEP BEING LOUD OVER THEM!!!!!!

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I WANT TO BE LOUD BECAUSE I WANT A PLUSHIE SO BAD BUT THE SHIPPING IS SO EXPENSIVE BECAUSE I STUDY IN ROMANIA SO I LIVE THERE AND THE SHIPPING INDUSTRY THERE IS SO FUCKED UP ITS SO EXPENSIVE EVEN THOUGH IT’S STILL IN EUROPE LIKE I DON’T UNDERSTAND

MY PLUSHIE COLLECTION NEED AN AIMSEE PLUSHIE BUT I AM BROKE AF, IT’S A PRAYER AND I’M NOT EVEN A BELIEVER OF ANY RELIGION

Anyway, please Aimsey’s makeship give some more codes because if I don’t get one, I won’t be able to get a plushie, and then I won’t be able to take my exams in the correct conditions, and then I won’t have my diploma, and then I will be jobless and homeless because I can’t do anything but the thing I study for. Thank you, have an amazing day😁

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Yesterday I got this weird feeling, I say weird cause I never experienced that kind of feeling for people I don’t know. So, sorry and please tell me if it is out of place ·-·

Seeing Étoiles on the qsmp interacting with Phil and Chayanne makes me wonder what Techno would have thought of our French beast. Would he have challenged him to a fight? Would they have been friends? Could this have created an awesome trio? And more importantly : who would have won the fight? (As a french myself I could put some hope in Étoiles, but not enough to make any bet lmao)

At least I hope he’s up there, proud and happy to see his friends bonding with other Minecraft nerds on a sick smp created by none other than Quackity himself.

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Is it just me or does anyone else reads « snowfall » instead of « showfall » media? Either my brain really misses winter or I’m just dyslexic and found out at 20yo

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The only thing that matters: what jortsaster are you?

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French dudes in the qsmp are unhinged:

Étoiles just went out of the cage thing and he went directly discovering the map without thinking

Antoine is too preoccupied being a boomer and screaming Mr. Worldwide and Brazil with sunglasses on

Kamet0 argues with every other French like he’s their old fed up husband

Was even Aypierre there? He took some materials to help build up the house for Pomme but we almost didn’t hear of him

Baghera, shot out to you, you’re a single mum with a good heart

Philza is going to be a part of Pomme’s family I stg the French are LOST (it’s not their fault it’s in their genes, thankfully Baghera is from Switzerland)

Anyway I still love my country, je suis un garçon et je mange la pomme lmao

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So

I played the little generation loss game and I wanted to know what the binary code the little people said was. BUT as a non-binary raccoon, I am unfortunately unable to make my brain function while seeing it. Unlike some other freakingly tall one. I am not talking about anyone in particular. Even less about a streamer. And even lesser about the one who likes popcorn with milk.

Anyway I went to good old uncle Google (idk if the translation is correct) and so far I have:

Red face stranger says: the savior

Little friend from the middle says : the taken

Little friend from the red button place says : the villai (I guess my laptop missed the last line and it says the villain)

And the founder T-shirt is entitle F (maybe for founder? Or maybe after the other merch things are dropped it’s gonna be a sentence? That would be so coooooooooooooooooool)

I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED WTF IT’S THE BEST THING EVER I DON’T UNDERSTAND SHIT BUT THAT MADE ME SO HYPED THAT IT WAS KIND OF NOT A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THE FACT THAT THE PREMIERE IS CALLED THE HERO THEN IT’S LIKE ON THE SAME PAGE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN IT’S PERFECT also the fact that the « friends » are the one to say the taken and the villain is so teasing but in a good way

I FEEL LIKE WHEN I WAS LOOKING FOR ALL THE CODES IN GRAVITY FALLS’S ENDING SCENES I’M A FUCKING PROFESSIONAL INSPECTOR AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

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I PASSED MY 20th BIRTHDAY A WHILE AGO WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING SOME OF MY STUFF FOR COLLEGE EVERY FUCKING DAY LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD

I just forgot my lab coat at home, it’s okay, it’s not like my hygiene teacher is the devil in person and only let the student she really likes pass the exam regardless of their knowledge. It’s not like she will damn you and your family on 7 generation if you ask a question she doesn’t like because the words aren’t pretty enough for her. No really it’s fine.

I’m just going to kiss her feet as a greeting every day maybe she’ll still like me and I’ll be able to pass the exam. Idk hope makes you think weird

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Quackity’s sound edit broke the dog

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You know you’re not a very social kind of person when hanging out with friends a few days in a row makes you go all tomato red and it doesn’t go away even after hours being alone

At least I guess it’s because of that

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New big fan of generation loss please give him love

We were doing a bit of drawing with a bunch of friend but swapping our papers every 2 minutes

My friend’s penguin is now part of generation loss fan base I guess

Adding my main piece of art : a slug man my friend called Monique

(yes I don’t know how to draw a body so yes I just made him a slug. Don’t judge, I am not an art person, I’m barely even a person)

Anyways enjoy the doodling stuff

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Currently trying not to drop out of college just because one of the many exams from this session is keeping me up at 3am the evening before said exam.

I currently wish for every living being to just be a little pen rolling down hills, pushed by the wind, without having to think about anything because it cannot think: it’s a pen.

Now I’m off to go back to work after dropping this lovely portrait of myself.

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Short story

I was ranting to my best friend about how some streamer I follow gives so much gender envy that my jealousy is unbearable (like why do they get to have all this things that I don’t have bla-bla-bla)

Their only response: the only reason you can’t have it is your mum

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This just in

Me, afab, the most tolerating human being in the world (like really, I even let people walk all over me without realising it), when I want to be a pretty boy and dress kinda fem but my brain spit out the most horrific, transphobic and homophobic things in the world to me:

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When you have do an important task but you take procrastination too far and now you have to make a full ass other plan of life up