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do you ever worry about who kick hangs out with? Like what if they fucked up her life even more?

"Well, Kick's friends ain't none of my business, I mean, We spoke once? But if they did, knowingly, fuck up her life even more, then we would have a problem. I know Kick can take care of herself, and such, but if I /needed/ ta take a step in, then yeah, I would,"

Red pauses and scratches his neck, muttering out a quick; "Then again, I might do that for just about anyone,"

RED!!! IF KICK FELL ASLEEP IN THE SHITTY PART OF TOWN *AGAIN* WHAT DO YOU DO

"Again? Kick fell asleep in the shitty part of town before?!" Red asked, a rather worried expression painting itself on his face. "Did she pass out?? Oh no, no, no, no. Well, I guess I would wake her up and take her home? Or to her boyfriend's place(whatever his name is)? Yeah, I'd take her some place safe and maybe get her food and water, if she passed right out, that is,"

{ Just a quick little update, school is really kicking my ass right now, so I, rather unfortunately will have to go onhiatus till the 28th of June, when school is over }

is ur dick red

#is your dick grey?#ask #anon #nsfw text i guess maybe????#pd's dumb art tag #SodaFox Talks

does red have a dog dick or like a barbed cat dick

Anonymous said:

OR DOES HE HAVE LIKE -TWO- DICKS

Anonymous said:

can i see it

#NOPE

#nsfw text i guess???? maybe??#pd's dumb art tag #SodaFox Talks

And love interests?

Red looks up from the screen he had been transfixed on just moment’s ago, to look at the anon.

"Love interests?"

He quickly started his game back up and pointed to the only character on screen.

"That’s her. That is my wife,"

#gif #ask #anon #Red's Robots #Robot Wife #GLaDOS #Portal

Okay, I'm just gonna play video games now

I'm not going outside

#I want to see my robot wife #GLaDOS is my wife I will right someone over this #not really Im not fighting anyone

ah, the dick woke up

//picks them up

//goes outside

//drops them there

//goes back inside and locks the door

I'm gonna just get some fresh air

//stumbles outside

#i am still fairly angry #i need fresh air #and a robot to date #maybe cookies #that'd be great

//kicks blankets to the floor

//yawns

Ugh, did I even sleep at all?

//sighs and gets up

#red's awake

//crawls into bed and pulls a blanket over his head

I'm to angry to be awake

#good night you bunch of losers #im gonna sleep this off

whatupkickstart

Well if Im the “Dorky princess” that makes you the “dorky prince”.

redsodafox

//clears throat

//imitates a 'posh' sort of accent

Dorky /King/ thank you very much, Lady Kick!

#snorts #if i ever talk like that for real #you have permission to kick my ass #graffitistart

relax, im just stating the obvious

"What part of "shut up" do you not understand?"

what if kick did something, drastic, like, i dont know, killed themselves? bloods on your hands. You could have done something, but nope, youd rather wait!

His nervous, worried expression gave way to a scowl.

"Alright, how 'bout you shut up!" he snapped, taking up a more defensive posture. "Kick's been alright so far! She's gotten by without any real crippling problems, so why the FUCK would she kill herself?? She has frien--no, family and they'd be DAMNED if they let her try that, //I'D// be damned! So just, just shut /up/, please!"

waiting till the shit hits the fan is a real dick move, ya know?

Anonymous said: but from what i gather, you kinda are a dick, like wow man.

"Well, I would really have much choice, would I? I would have to wait till something happened before acting, I mean, that's how it works, I can't predict the future..."

Red bows his head slightly to avoid looking at the other.

but it might seem a little rude to just give it away, dont you think? they might think that you think that they cant take care of themeself

Anonymous said: i mean you're the new bev, so you dont want to come off as a dick already

Red fidgets and makes a few nervous sounds.

"Well, I wo-wouldn't want to come off that way, no-sirre, but I don't want Kick to have a hard time??? Maybe I'll just wait, an-and if things start getting bad, I'll help?? Yeah, yeah that works, right? Right??"