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Idk l think feminism should be called something different like common sense or something.

"I only hang out with guys because they never start drama." please read a history textbook.

pretended to add my number into this obnoxious guy's phone. all l did was edit his mom's contact. hope she likes dick pics and booty calls.

when straight guys ask how lesbian sex works i feel really bad for their girlfriends. because if you don't understand how to have sex with a girl in any way other than repeatedly putting your dick in her, you are having some really bad sex.

Damn boy, are you a bra? Because you make me uncomfortable but society has brainwashed me into thinking I need you.

You can't make a man act right, but you can make a man wish he did.

Girls fuck the same dick 50 times it doesn't matter.

Girls fuck 50 different dicks and their vagina has stretched into a black hole.

FUCKBOY LOGIC

"But cramps can't be that ba-"

Excuse me: NO UTERUS, NO OPINION.

If you think I'm flirting with you, I'm just being friendly.

If you think I'm weird and l make you uncomfortable, then l'm probably flirting with you.

What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?

Men usually miss all three.

A woman trying to orgasm from penetration alone is like a man trying to orgasm from having his testicles rubbed.

Fun Fact:

Lesbians are having more orgasms than straight women.

Instead of being like "ugh are you on your period?" BUY ME CHOCOLATE, A CHEESECAKE, A PUPPY, IM BLEEDING AND IN PAIN.

"all these girls getting themselves pregnant." wow, self impregnating teenage girls, men should be afraid, women are evolving at alarming rates.

instead of block option, let's have a "notify his mom" option.

men: women are very hard to read.

women: actually, we just want-

men: such complex creatures...

women: if you just liste-

men: so mysterious...

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