Red String: A Conspiracy Podcast

Welcome to Red String! Every week, we take three seemingly random things and turn them into the hottest new conspiracy theory. Jean (they/them), Zev (he/him), and Sammy (he/him) LISTEN HERE!

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hello!! we’ve got a podcast coming out in a little over a week!! here is a highlight reel/trailer with clips from a bunch of upcoming episodes :) transcript will be in the replies.

we’re really excited to share this with you all, and we’ll give you more information when episodes go up.

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..homes. Homest.. fuck this. I have a topic you SHOULDNT make an episode e about . And that’s homestuck ☹️ Don’t do it worst mistake of ur life

good news anon we will never make an episode about homestuck

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hihii, idk if you have plans to make another episode in the future, but i just wanted to wish you well!!

aw hey anon it’s jean (the only one with a tumblr anymore) - we probably will not make any more episodes in the future. unfortunately it’s easier to make stuff together when you all don’t have full time jobs. but we appreciate the well wishes!! thanks for listening.

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sorry for the radio silence yesterday— we were all fasting. hope everyone had a meaningful yom kippur! new episode will be up next thursday :)

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Long time no see! Sammy gets submissive and breedable, Zev gets into baked goods and also murder, and Jean gets wildly confused by the Epic of Gilgamesh. Also, Hobby Lobby's founder is descended from a BDSM slave. We're not sorry to break it to you.

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Long time no see! Sammy gets submissive and breedable, Zev gets into baked goods and also murder, and Jean gets wildly confused by the Epic of Gilgamesh. Also, Hobby Lobby's founder is descended from a BDSM slave. We're not sorry to break it to you.

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hey all! jean’s been sick, so no episode this week. we’ll be back soon!

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Have you considered covering d. b. Cooper?

hope you enjoyed the last episode, anon!

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All three of us, flesh and blood, are here to give you an episode! Sammy tries to speak both Japanese and Baseball, Zev tries to understand what the Daily Mail is talking about, and Jean tries to reference Buzzfeed Unsolved but instead references Loki. Also, DB Cooper just wanted to return some hands and some glasses without those horny FBI agents noticing. Please let him.

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Hey y’all!

We’ve decided to switch our release schedule to bi-weekly episodes, starting next Thursday.

Part of this is because we’ve been struggling to get episodes recorded and edited in a week’s time, but it’s also because we have a special change-up to our format coming soon that’ll require us to release episodes bi-weekly!

Thanks for sticking with us, and stay tuned for more announcements in the coming months! ❤️

See ya next Thursday, we’ve got a real good episode lined up.

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What do you mean, “different?” This is just another regular episode. Sammy adds to our roster of unnerving mascots, Zev puts a cherry on top, and Jean adds their classic witty color commentary, like always. Oh that Jean! By the way, you can’t avoid the dark, non-alcoholic origins of Domino’s foulest little man...

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A normal episode? Sometimes we CAN do our job, it turns out. Sammy lectures about film, Zev teases us with the idea of vegetables, and Jean talks about another little ancient man. Also, the sentence “hidden Pliny horse knowledge” gets uttered on this one, which is how you know it’s good.

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Sometimes, life decides to nerf your schedules. That's just how it is when you try to get a group of three people to sit down for at least an hour and talk to each other, ya know? Anyway, Sammy and Jean are here– briefly– to answer some absolutely-not-pressing questions. We're giving you an episode, damn it. It's what the Muppets would have wanted.

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Another week, another theory. Sammy invests in lots and lots of bread, Zev invests in seagull poop and an even shittier musical, and Jean invests in some new boat-- or, um, house-- rules. Also, unlock gay rights through phosphate mining.

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I thought you might want to talk about Dick Fosbury and his flop.

it took a while but we finally did it!!! thank you so much for the topic suggestion- we had WAY too much fun with it :)

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Hi, everyone! Sammy talks about the Beatles (again), Zev lauds a religious icon, and Jean double-entendres their way through the Olympics. Also, a Canadian band gets inspiration from an American athlete in Mexico City to evenutally create an inernational meme. We're going global, baby.

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no new episode today— it’s finals week :) we’ll be back next week!