redundant bastard

[just-shower-thoughts]

If you rapidly say “egg” repeatedly you sound like Mr. Krabs laughing

[devoureth]

[not-newton-deactivated20240721]

only self defense lesson I’ll ever need. 

[andhumanslovedstories]

Leia finds out that neither Finn nor Rey know who their families are, and she refuses to let them be in a room alone together until they can both produce family trees that go back three generations. 

“Never again, Chewie” Leia tells him as they watch BB-8 aggressively roll between them every time they try to get within arm’s reach. “ I know it’s unlikely, but never again.” 

[raduyev-deactivated20150601]

[sadhailey-deactivated20141118]

HANDS DOWN THE BEST SCENE OF ANY TV SHOW EVER

[allisoneilishpirate]

YES

[distraction-deactivated20220415]

LOVE

[ignisgayentia]

bruce calm the fuck down

[slimetony]

I’m really worried half of you are bots

[babeybel]

how do we know you’re not a bot

[slimetony]

Could a bot do this

[babeybel]

holy shit you’re right i’m sorry i doubted you

[slimetony]

Could a bot do this

[queenlohaanda]

[josephqvinn]

[goldnpoc]

I’m an attention seeker but for you

[animentality]

Winnie the Pooh quotes make me cry.

“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.” 

“I used to believe in forever, but forever’s too good to be true” 

“I don’t feel very much like Pooh today,“ said Pooh. “There there,” said Piglet. “I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.” 

“I wonder what Piglet is doing,” thought Pooh. “I wish I were there to be doing it, too.” 

“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.” 

“We’ll be friends forever, won’t we, Pooh?” asked Piglet. “Even longer,” Pooh answered.

“If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.” 

“Forever isn’t long at all, Christopher, as long as I’m with you.” 

“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”

[stanleykubricky-deactivated2026]

Leonardo Dicaprio’s standing ovation at the 88th Academy Awards

[karmasex]

awwww omg!!!

[jakegyllenhaal]

the no oscar meme is finally dead

[jdbkdjwd-deactivated20170603]

when you finish a paper just before the deadline and have no time to edit

[dappledwithshadow]

Hiroshige (Japanese, 1797-1858)

[poboh]

The lake of tears, Ilya S. Glazunov. Russian, born in 1930

[misandryprime-deactivated201903]

[trynsave]