France Before Pants

An Enjolras Ask blog.

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Sorry for the hiatus, guys.  It just kind of happened.  

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this is exactly what happened

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seriously who was responsible for this I need to know

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Combeferre says I don’t know when someone is flirting with me.  What does he know?

In unrelated news, Grantaire is asking me what my zodiac sign is.

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You wouldn’t know flirtation if it screamed drunkenly into your ear and tried to drag you out of the crowd to try to fuck you, or give you countless paintings of yourself, as well as photograph, and stalkerish updates on what kind of shampoo you seem to be using.

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That's a really odd way of-

Wait.

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Good Citizen.

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Here’s Red and Black for you all to enjoy!  

I’m digging the voice I use for Enjolras.  He, Marius, and Grantaire are all really fun to do!  

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In which the admin of this blog attempts to be me.

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Anonymous asked you:

What would Enjolras do if he was french kissed?

French kissed? Does that mean kissed by France?

Enjolras would like that. But only if it meant that.

[cocoscabin]

Reblog if you will answer LITERALLY ANY anon questions.

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BRING IT ON

Watch me get absolutely nothing in my ask box

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IT IS WRONG TO DISSECT PEOPLE TO SEE IF THEY ARE ROBOTS.

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Did Ferre make you say that?

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Maybe…

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So do you actually think it’s wrong to dissect someone to see if they’re a robot?

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Yes. I just tend to get a bit carried away at times. No more sugar tonight.

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Sugar? Really? You’re a grown man who still suffers sugar rushes? That is the most lightweight thing I have ever heard. How much wine do you need to get drunk? A thimble-full??

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Hey.  It wasn’t so much of a sugar rush as trying to pull an all-nighter and crashing around 2 AM.  I can hold my wine fairly well.

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Mm-hm. Sure. By fairly week do you mean two thimble-fulls? Maybe even a whole glass? Why were you pulling an all-nighter anyway?

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An average tolerance.  A couple glasses or so, though I’m not a heavy drinker on principle.  And a few of us were trying to work out some ideas for our operations.  We’re a busy group.

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Submitted by jean-grantaire:

Are you jealous that you don’t own this beautiful flag? 😏 Seriously it’s my precious child everyone should be jealous.

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It is a noble and beautiful flag.  You certainly should be proud of it!  I don’t find myself jealous considering I have my own little collection, but I am happy you chose to show me this lovely banner.

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Submitted by jean-grantaire:

Are you jealous that you don’t own this beautiful flag? 😏 Seriously it’s my precious child everyone should be jealous.

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IT IS WRONG TO DISSECT PEOPLE TO SEE IF THEY ARE ROBOTS.

[artiegayberg]

Did Ferre make you say that?

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Maybe…

[artiegayberg]

So do you actually think it’s wrong to dissect someone to see if they’re a robot?

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Yes. I just tend to get a bit carried away at times. No more sugar tonight.

[artiegayberg]

Sugar? Really? You’re a grown man who still suffers sugar rushes? That is the most lightweight thing I have ever heard. How much wine do you need to get drunk? A thimble-full??

[redvestofdoom-blog]

Hey.  It wasn’t so much of a sugar rush as trying to pull an all-nighter and crashing around 2 AM.  I can hold my wine fairly well.

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IT IS WRONG TO DISSECT PEOPLE TO SEE IF THEY ARE ROBOTS.

[artiegayberg]

Did Ferre make you say that?

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Maybe…

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So do you actually think it’s wrong to dissect someone to see if they’re a robot?

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Yes. I just tend to get a bit carried away at times. No more sugar tonight.

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All in favor of knee breeches, waistcoats, and cravats coming back in style say “aye”

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IT IS WRONG TO DISSECT PEOPLE TO SEE IF THEY ARE ROBOTS.

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Did Ferre make you say that?

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Maybe...

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How do people who aren’t French live with themselves?

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We don’t. We’re secretly all robots

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I KNEW IT.  Take that, Ferre.

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:O does he not believe? How rude.

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He called me “overexcited” and “illogical” and “had way too much sugar please sit down you’re embarrassing all of us Enjolras please.”  

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Damn. I guess you’ll have to find a non-French person, take them to him and cut them open in front of him to prove that we’re not human.

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…Apparently he’s been reading over my shoulder and now he’s yelling at me.

[artiegayberg]

So that’s a no to cutting someone open? Such a shame.

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Personally, I'm not one for dissection. Not that I don't know people in the medical department who'd be happy to for science...

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IT IS WRONG TO DISSECT PEOPLE TO SEE IF THEY ARE ROBOTS.