what ur fave painter says about you
Van Gogh: art hoe, unappreciated, depressed and lonely
Picasso: mhmm. you’re pretty weird and inventive
Leanardo Da Vinci: gay genius, ultimate prankster
Matisse: you love anything cultural and appreciate the value and beauty of almost everything
Edvard Munch: you are depressed, nihilistic and very lonely
Salvador Dali: what is wrong with you? seriously what are you ever talking about
Monet: you have an eye for beauty and wish you could live in a field of flowers
Renoir: you love the women, the children, the bread
Andy Warhol: hello you are pretentious and gay
Rembrant: you are serious, detailed, and classical.
Keith Haring: you’ve got a hard on for the 80s and you are into activism
Bouguereau: dude we get it you love the female body and you love mythology
Edward Hopper: america? america. also you are realistic, serious, observant and hard working
Klimt: you are goddamn beautiful and you love goddamn beautiful things
Egon Schiele: you are obsessed with the human body and need to get laid
Magritte: you are an existentialist and want to have tea in the clouds
Frida Kahlo: fuck imperialism and fuck america and fuck white people. also you’re the coolest motherfucker around
