Reform UK

Taking back control one council at a time.

[reform-official]

If you can't afford to buy school uniform and feed extra mouths, don't have kids. It's just common sense.

Vote Reform plc.

[reform-official]

Here at Reform Plc. we'd like to remind you that were not anti gay or queer or whatever, in fact some of our favourite films feature lesbians. However we do believe in equality and treating everyone equally.

This means you can all pay for your own festivals and events and not expect it to come out of the taxes paid by the ordinary hard working man.

Vote Reform!

[reform-official]

I genuinely cannot tell if this account is satire or not.

Any chance you could bring back the BK Double Mushroom Swiss?

We'll ensure you get the catering gig at all Reform plc run councils if you do.

Vote Reform!

[reform-official]

Football's coming home.

Here at Reform plc. we're fed up of seeing obscene amounts of money being spent buying foreign players from foreign clubs, who'll earn a wage they send back overseas, overlooking our homegrown English blooded heroes. We're fed up of hearing dodgy unintelligible accents during interviews with so called managers and coaches.

A Reform plc. government will enact laws ensuring British clubs are run by British experts with British players. Giving a boost both to our economy and ensuring British jobs go to British people.

Unite the Kingdom. Vote Reform!

[reform-official]

If you're not prepared to say the good Lord's prayer or sing our nation's anthem then go home.

[britain-offical]

hate it when I wake up in the morning and my mouth tastes like the rotting depths of hell

[reform-official]

Vote Reform.

Vote for free Tic-Tacs*

*fully costed by stopping funding for free contraceptive products.

[nightmaretour]

The year is 2028. It is now illegal to call, text or message someone without first providing your full legal name and government ID, national insurance number and current address. There will be an agent listening the whole time, and if you say "trans", "Palestine", or anything mean about Keir Starmer, a police riot team will be sent to lock you up for 5 years without parole. If you in any way allude to being unable to work due to disability they will execute you on sight. At least they're not the conservatives, the news reminds you.

[reform-official]

Vote Reform!

Reject Digital IDs and the police state.

Get Starmer out.

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Am I wrong for thinking that despite telling voters that he'd have "immigration centres", or whatever theyre calling them, put in areas that voted Green, that they'd only be able to do that if the actual council has a reform majority?? Because you'd be asking the council for planning permission, right? And if the council is mostly green and labour, theyd say no to something that would be detrimental to the area right? So either reform councils are gonna go against the wishes of their constituents (not unlikley) and build them in the reform council areas anyway, or theyre just not gonna get built because they dont have enough votes to get planning permission from the other council??

[reform-official]

Once we're in power we can do what the fuck we like, we'll just change the outdated laws if needed.

[nightingaleandrose]

Rank choice voting is necessary to ensure democracy actually functions

Here's to hoping reform spectacularly embarrass themselves when attempting actual governance before the next election

[reform-official]

People have seen what Reform Plc. have already achieved in Kent and Warwickshire and they want it too!

Vote Reform!

Take back control!

Make Britain Great Again!

[reform-official]

People are making a big fuss about Plain Cymru in Wales but don't forget Reform Plc. came from nothing and took 34 seats while those sheep shaggers barely gained 20.

Everyone knows who the real winners were in this election

[reform-official]

Some people might try to claim that Reform PLC's outstanding victory in this week's polls is only due to the fragmentation of politics and harp on about the fact that 75% of voters don't want Reform.

To that we simply say Fuck You losers. First Past The Post baby!

[reform-official]

Here at Reform plc we were shocked and horrified to hear about the arson attack on a number of Ambulances.

Destroying the NHS is our job.

[reform-official]

Reform plc. are concerned about the Westminster Warmonger Kami wanting to take us into yet another forever war, with the knock on effect it is sure to have with so called refugees.

When we get in power we'll apply a Britain First approach, avoiding committing to overseas conflicts or interfering with the internal politics of our neighbours.*

Instead we'll use the money saved from not investing in the industrial war complex to bring down your council tax and install national pride through tax breaks for companies and British citizens thatv fly the National flags.

Take back control.

Make Britain Great Again.

Vote Reform!

*Unless Trump asks us to.

[reform-official]

Reform plc are pleased to announce that thanks to some outstanding work by their local MP the people of Clacton will soon have a new Twin Town of Mar-a-Lago.

The Far-Right Honorable Member for Clacton is out there right now on a working trip that will be completely and validly expensed upon his return.

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Kemi saying that Starmer is the one that should resign, on the day when her party got the lowest share of the vote her party has ever received in a by election, under her leadership

[reform-official]

imagine not getting your deposit back after a by-election when only a few years ago you were the running the country. 🤣

Vote Reform Plc.!

[reform-official]

Reform plc statement on Family Voting in Gorton and Denton

Like many of you we are concerned about the reports of "Family Voting" in the Gorton and Denton by-election.

This obviously involved many people in modern slavery who have been human trafficked into our great country and were coerced into voting against the only party that will stop the boats.

We have a clear plan to fix this by changing the electoral system so each household has a single vote to be cast by the registered man of the house.

Expect full details in due course.

[reform-official]

Reform beat Labour in Gorton and Denton by-election.

Reform plc are proud to have decisively beaten the so-called Labour Party in Gorton and Denton by-election by a margin of over 10%.

This just goes to show the people of Great Britain are rejecting woke leftist policies and are voting for real change and taking back control.

The elitest "Sir Kier" should just hand over the keys of Number 10 to our Nige today.

Change is coming.

Stop the boats.

Save the NHS.

Vote Reform!