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he/they | 20 | multi-fandom blog

[vegathenorthstar]

i started reading the priory of the orange tree and every loth pov is literally this i’m crying

[gapiju]

Ead: court politics plotline

Tane: dragon rider school plotline

Loth:

[andrevascreencaps]

[awakefor48hours]

Every once in a while, I wish the friendship meter from the Sims was real so that way when people tell me "I used Chat-GPT" they can visually see just how much respect I just lost for them in that moment.

[berkelbites]

One time an acquaintance told me she entered Snape's star chart into chatgpt and I could physically feel that meter dropping three separate times over the course of her sentence

[reformed-ghost]

startling lack of ebony warrior simps in the skyrim fandom

[fanekrayt]

[reformed-ghost]

A lot of you are misogynistic towards trans men btw

[creature-adjacent]

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

[questionablepastries]

[biancadavri]

do we think a dwarf warden ever feels some sort of strange bitterness once they end the blight before it even starts. The creatures left on the surface will flee back to the Deep Roads, way closer to home and yeah, they're at their weakest right now but that never lasts long. The respite for Orzammar has lasted a little over a year in front of who knows how many more centuries of more darkspawn attacks, provided their people even have that kind of time. Does a title like Hero of Ferelden sounds like mockery to them

[biancadavri]

what having characters demand for ur dwarf who learned that magic is real half a week ago to weigh in on the circle debate feels like

[shoutydwarf]

Also just everything about the aeducans is so messy and nuanced. It's Advanced Cousland in that you get betrayed except you dont see it coming at all because the guy doing it is your sweet little brother who you used to play games and have food fights and chase nugs and grieve your mother with. Not some random family friend with 'Villain' written on his forehead. It's your baby brother. You know. The one you can't ever see grown up. The one whose eyes somewhere along the line went from big and wondrous and wanting to be just like you, to grown up and hungry. And he kills trian. Oh my god he kills the one you looked at like that.

It's like. Okay we know he must have found out how Endrin got the throne right?? Because he does the exact same thing Endrin did. Your dad made the blueprint. I have to wonder if like. bhelen actively hated you all then. when did he find out?? when did he lose his innocence?? when did his beard metaphorically grow in?? Bhelen i need to pickle your brain

[childofthestone]

ohhh my god dwarven wardens. drinking the tainted blood of the physical manifestations of their ancient gods' fury. oh. oh

[shoutydwarf]

all that said i know it's canon that dwarves almost never die in the joining. but i favor the idea of them reacting to it more like griffons. dwarves have such a deep and personal hatred of darkspawn that the joining often just outright drives them mad. they probably live most of the time but i imagine their calling comes for them a lot sooner and they're a lot more darkspawn-esque than your typical non-dwarf warden (even bigger appetites, an even crazier intuition/hive mind when it comes to their fellow wardens, a much stronger darkspawn sense ability, strength and stamina that is just a straight up FRENZY in battle on top of usually being berserkers etc etc). and yeah

[merrybandofmurderers]

ppl talk about cousland having a degenerative arc, but honestly cousland can't beat out aeducan in terms of going from high to low

aeducan was literally royalty, meaning they lived even more lavishly than cousland, so it was an even bigger adjustment to being poor

they weren't just betrayed by a family friend they were betrayed by their OWN BROTHER, and then they have to decide whether to put their fratricidal brother on the throne over harrowmont

they can't even marry alistair in order to regain their royalty status like cousland can

in addition to being poor for the first time, they also have to adjust to an entirely differently environment. imagine living underground your whole life only to come to the surface and find out you're allergic to grass

they ALSO have to adjust to being a minority. they went from people bowing to them to being called racial slurs for the first time

and just to rub it in, everything is too tall

you ought to put some respect on aeducan's name

[everydaylouie]

do not. address it

[foxesonstilts]

shoutout to The Missing comic btw where Teia hears Varric talk about Solas and goes "wait so did you hunt this guy or fuck this guy" and varric goes "no comment"

and then solas leaves him a dear john letter lol

[mirufiyu]

I asked Nick Boraine for a scientific ranking as Professor Emmrich of who breasts the most boobily in Thedas, and the results were stupendous. Never have I heard the words "chesting pectorally" uttered with as much gusto as he has. 💀🖤💚 🚫 Do not repost.